All of these interviews are great and full of some very IMDB Memorable Quotes, but how has no one asked him where he gets his ideas? ENOUGH WITH THE SOFTBALLS!
Wait, is there something going on with Charlie Sheen?
He’s just promoting Bristol Palin’s memoirs. Don’t worry about it.
He is promoting his Sheen Kidz clothing line. (http://twitter.com/sheenkidz)
So I’m reading this, quote by quote, and I’m all, “Haha, what a chump, what a putz, what a royal douche, let’s all laugh at the pathetic clown” etc.
Then I come to:
“On his net worth: ‘I think I’m worth over $1 billion but that’s just on a cellular level.’”
And now I’m sad.
That’s, like, $.01 per cell. That is a lot of money for a cell to have!
I’m available 24/7. Literally.I also do Bar Mitzvahs
I have a bad case of Charlie Sheen fatigue, over here. #firstworldproblems
Charlie Sheen fatigue can be cured with your mind.
This made me totes blush: “Of course he did. Mel’s a rock star. I love him. […] I’m a huge fan and he’s a beautiful man.”
So now they’ve incorporated strobes into the crackhead lighting? These people are hacks.
Oh, enough Charlie Sheen already.
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