I just discovered that my Charlie Sheen joke is an almost exact replica of Polythene Pam’s comment in the Dancing Grandpa post from earlier today. I’m a long distance plagerizer!
I don’t know, I think they’re onto something! Do you remember the last time you loved the cast of SNL completely, felt like every joke came off exactly as it was supposed to, and never missed an episode? For me it was probably about 14, when staying up until 1:00 am felt like a minor rebellion and my sense of humour was still in development.
Courting the adolescents is smart. If the producers are lucky, those kids will grow up with just as much misplaced nostalgia for the show as we had and it’ll be around for another 36 seasons. And a new generation will be watching and cringing and wondering who that 15-year-old with the funny hair is and why he’s up past his bedtime.
The only way Miley Cyrus could be okay at hosting SNL this week is if they spent the time making a movie about Stefon and aired it for an hour and a half. And maybe she’d be in the background, walking next to New York City’s hottest club… GUMS. It has everything – toddlers with mullets, toilet baptisms, illiteracy, daddy issues and that thing where you’re sold into child slavery to Disney but it’s cool because you learned how to hit a stripper pole without any stage fright whatsoever. And black George Washington.
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I don’t understand. What does this have to do with Charlie Sheen?
Charlie Sheen to appear on Between to Ferns to set the record straight?
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Correction: Between 2 Fernz
It’s definitely winning.
I just discovered that my Charlie Sheen joke is an almost exact replica of Polythene Pam’s comment in the Dancing Grandpa post from earlier today. I’m a long distance plagerizer!
he’s a good kid
he’ll go far but he needs to lay off the mcwhoppers
-my mom
Oh no, you’re getting Jessie J that night.
Some context:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOf3kYtwASo
What is a Jessie J and how do you kill it?
Shucks, I was hoping for Hoobastank!
It’s cause Saturday’s Alright For Fighting!
I hope I’m wrong and he’ll crocodile rock
That’s also a pair of Elton’s glasses. #seventiesjokes
Is Elton John funny? Like even at all?
Oh and also….this week Miley Cyrus is hosting??? Quit trying to catch the teenybopper ratings, Lorne! Yuck.
I don’t know, I think they’re onto something! Do you remember the last time you loved the cast of SNL completely, felt like every joke came off exactly as it was supposed to, and never missed an episode? For me it was probably about 14, when staying up until 1:00 am felt like a minor rebellion and my sense of humour was still in development.
Courting the adolescents is smart. If the producers are lucky, those kids will grow up with just as much misplaced nostalgia for the show as we had and it’ll be around for another 36 seasons. And a new generation will be watching and cringing and wondering who that 15-year-old with the funny hair is and why he’s up past his bedtime.
The only way Miley Cyrus could be okay at hosting SNL this week is if they spent the time making a movie about Stefon and aired it for an hour and a half. And maybe she’d be in the background, walking next to New York City’s hottest club… GUMS. It has everything – toddlers with mullets, toilet baptisms, illiteracy, daddy issues and that thing where you’re sold into child slavery to Disney but it’s cool because you learned how to hit a stripper pole without any stage fright whatsoever. And black George Washington.