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“I don’t know if I would say that I have a type, but there are definitely things that I look for in a man. He should be very successful in his career, and it would be nice if he had a well-developed creative side. For example, an architect, or a fashion designer. Ooh, yeah, dating a fashion designer would be amazing. We could go out to little bistros and get drunk on carafe wine–because my man will DEFINITELY have a drinking problem–and he can wear a jaunty little cap on his head. Wouldn’t that be the cutest? And if he struck up a conversation with the people sitting at the table next to us–obviously I’m just spit-balling and going on a little flight of the imagination here, because there’s only so much you can actually plan for in a relationship–but I would love for him to go on a sloppy, slurred-speech anti-Semitic rant in which he tells the people at the table next to us that he loves Hitler and that everyone in their family should have been gassed to death by the Nazis. Check please! We’re going home to MAKE LOVE.”
-You
Since the release of this tape, John Galliano, your boyfriend, has been suspended from his duties as head designer at Dior. It should be noted that my favorite thing about his anti-Semitism is how boldly and unapologetically it overlooks another segment of the population that would ALSO have been killed in the gas chambers, which is homosexual fashion designers who dressed like this:
“I love guys like this! JK!” – Hitler
I’m not saying I WANT John Galliano to have been killed by the Nazis, I am just saying that people who live in gas chambers shouldn’t throw hate speech. (Via BlackBook.)
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Even I can’t fucking stand this guy.
Little known fact. Sitting across from him? Charlie Sheen.
They were in the process of winning.
Charlie Sheen is his boyfriend. He isn’t gay, but he is bi-winning.
I was gonna take my boyfriend to meet my parents, but I was afraid he wouldn’t cut the mustard (gas).
Schindler’s Lisp?
He’s Just Not That Into Jews
Triumph of the Frill
Um…
Gownfall?
The Penis. Cause he’s gay. (Am I doing this right?)
Night and… oh NEVERMIND!
Designer at Gucci? DIOR GABE, DIOR.
That’s Dior Homme, not Dior Homie
Huh. I was always told the devil wore Prada.
I think we know who will become America’s Next Top Racist.
I’m not saying I WANT John Galliano to have been killed by the Nazis, I am just saying that he’s going to wish he was when he realizes how much money he just cost himself.
Oh, sure, but when *I* wear a blonde wig with a lopsided crown and draw in a little mustache, people look at me like I’m nuts.
I’ve never been happier to be straight, just knowing that not matter how many mistakes I make in life, he will never ACTUALLY be my boyfriend. Even accidentally. Phew.
Would it have been more likely if you weren’t straight?
I see your point….
Clearly, no one has told John Galliano that Hitler mixed a lot of blacks and browns. Not so lovable anymore, eh, Sweetie?
To be fair to my boyfriend, he first embraced Nazism for the fashion:
He came for the design-sense, he stayed for the antisemitism.
No thanks. I prefer my tiny tilted hat-wearing boyfriends to be fluent in equality.
The video will not play for me, does anyone have another link?
Here it is in gif form.
http://www.awful.com/theworst/antisemitism/galliano.wmv
he is going to get a serious talking to during real housewives of desperation tonight
no coitus for you, bf!
Guys got good fascism sense.
“That IS my boy-friend” – Hermann Gay-ring
“No, he’s mine!” – Joseph Gay-bels
He did the costumes for The Fifth Element.
I have a similar conflict with The Man Without A Face.
Kicking and squealing gucci little piggy
He’s been sacked! Sacked, during Paris Fashion Week! LOLz: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12611891
All OF You ABOVE!!!! dnt know what an artist he is do you? what he said was when he was sloshed… Just because you people dont like his appearance, his arts and his creations doesnt mean they are worthless or contemptible. All you people are naffs and either can’t stand his position cuz of jealousy or are just merely commenting because everybody is.. Go first gain you self-respect. if you people can’t admire arts u dont possess knowledge about them, so commenting like this is immature and you are totally making fun of urslves.
Let him live the way he wants. You dont decide whom he should be with or what he should look like or what he should wear. He knows what he is doing except for the scandal when he was so drunk n those girls provoked. they even got it filmed after provoking him.
His value is way higher than all of yours. if he’s eyesore to you guys then you rather become blind than looking at this precious person here. you all are PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gold mine