YAY! WE DID IT! We survived another year. Tonight’s Oscars are hard-earned, right, you guys? The BP Oil Spill? Egypt? As Amistad said, we are doing cheerleading human pyramids on the shoulders of all of our ancestors in order to prepare for this stupid award ceremony hosted by James Franco and
Ricky Gervais the girl from Love and Other Drugs. (I think my favorite part about that joke is that it is culturally sensitive, and tonally appropriate.) You know what, though? Now that the Golden Globes are kind of a thing, and also so many other garbage award shows (Spike Something?), I think we can all admit that the Oscars kind of DO feel like they’re more important than they used to be, even though they also are very much not important at all, because at the very least they don’t give out Moon Mans. SO: let’s watch the Oscars together! A Videogum Tradition! Follow us on Twitter here and here (and here). Leave your comments in the comments. LET’S GET READY TO OSCARRSSSSSSSS!