Apparently, as newspapers do with celebrity obituaries, CBS filmed an emergency finale for Two and Half Men to keep in the can just in case they needed to quickly end the series, and now someone has leaked it.
Seems about right. Winning. Gnarlies. Buh bye. (Thanks for the tip, Dan.)
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Best. Episode. Ever.
quality writers can figure out any curveball they’re thrown!
“Charlie’s DEAD!!!” -Krusty
“Dying on the way back to my home planet, anyone? Rhymes with dying on the way back to my home planet. Anyone? Yeah, that would be me. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”
What a weird looking Alf
My unevolved mind could barely process this.
Do you guys remember 2001: A Space Odyssey? That was a good movie.
Two & A Half Men, would be way better if HAL 9000 was in it.
the new kid

I wonder who would be harder to deal with, Stanley Kubrick or Charlie Sheen?
at least with Kubrick anything crazy you can just say, “well, the man IS a genius.” what do people say about charlie sheen? “well, the man IS a drug addict. so.”
“Open the ziploc bag of drugs, HAL.”
“I’m sorry, Charlie. I can’t do that.”
“OPEN THE ZIPLOC BAG OF DRUGS, HAL.”
“Take a stress pill and think things over, Charlie.” – Publicist
http://www.twitter.com/sheenkidz
Charlie Sheen’s rocket ship crashed on the way back to his home planet because he is Battle Tested Bayonets. (Bro)
And in the end
The coke you take
Is equal to
The dough…you make…
-Charlie Sheen’s “The End”
I will be definitely be sharing this with my grams, who stopped watching the show last year because “it got too much with the sex and all,” but would still like to know how things end.
I’m not even being ironic. That really IS the reason she stopped watching, and she really DOES love series finales. She watched the last 5 minutes of the Lost finale and said “They went into the light? They do that every week on ‘Ghost Whisperer!”
Wow, they can do anything with CGI these days! For example, I could not even tell in that clip that Charlie Sheen’s fists are made of fire.
do you have any idea how man hours it takes to remove the white powder smears off his face in each scene? yeah. talk about job security.
This is the most I’ve seen of Two and a Half Men. Is it all this good?
You’ll notice that only his top half left. The trouble-causing bottom half is still here to wreak havoc.
Wait! That means that maybe he was the half-man the entire time! Twist!
Wow, that’s the only time I’ve laughed at anything ’2 1/2 Men’ related.
Also, it appears that Charlie’s true form is sans legs (?) … Looks like he killed two birds with one stone by coming to Earth, since we was able to fit on a couple hollow fake legs to use as handy-dandy coke carrying cases. I DEMAND THEY CUT CHARLIE SHEEN’S LEGS OPEN TO CHECK THIS THEORY!
Caps-Lock-gum…
Wow, is it Friday??
You’d better bee-lieve it! “Thom*” to chat! http://tinychat.com/videogum
Password: enhance
*You don’t judge me I judge you.
Dude, wait, what? The author of this lives in my neighborhood. He also has written novels, and has a radio broadcast. Worlds colliding!
To the extreme!!
The headline of this post is making Will Arnett’s voice repeat in my head: “Oops. Somebody must’ve ‘weaked’ it.”
And then Alec Baldwin says, “You did! You weaked it!”
Fun fact: it is never any less funny.
He’s half Joe Camel and a third Fonzerelli and 72% cocaine suppositories
Charlie Sheen: So gnarly, he’s made up of 155% of stuff.
When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory???
I always thought Two and a Half Men would end with 15 minutes of Chuck Lorre masturbating while using large sacks of coins with dollar signs printed on them to knock prostitutes around.
But I guess they’d want to go for something different for the finale.
i think this was my favorite videogum post of all time:
http://videogum.com/89351/you_can_make_it_up_charlie_she/franchises/you-can-make-it-up/
Charlie nodded.
“Are you nodding?” Martin asked.
Charlie nodded.
“Charlie, I can’t hear you when you nod, you need to use your words.”
How did I miss that? It was so good, it was like astronauts brought it to us.
I can’t even stand how funny this is. Arrest that video!
It’s Poochie!
Aw, Poochie died?
They should do a spin-off about the prostitute locked in the bathroom. That would be funny.