Tom Hanks’s son and hip hop legend Chet Haze will be performing at this year’s South by Southwest music festival. GET HAZED!
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Yet another reason to be jealous of people who get to attend SXSW
Every family has a Chet Haze. Think about it.
Oh god, I think I’m my family’s Chet Haze.
How many times have you said “Step to me and get beat like Rodney King”? Because Chet Haze does that.
I heard rumor that he’s looking for beats. The only qualification is that they must be 1000 degrees Celsius. I assume he means literally. So, does anyone have an industrial beat-smelting furnace? I’m asking for a friend.
“What up BOSTON??!!!” – Chet Haze at South by Southwest
I like your glasses, you want to know my favorite kind of glasses, shot glasses
Do Chet Haze fans (he has ‘em, apparently) call themselves Pledges?
Chet Haze is going to be there? SXSW is OVER!
TRUE STORY: I’m 90% sure I saw MC Chet at Northwestern today. I do not go there. I was driving by. It was funny.
He lived on my floor last year and one time he told me that he liked my rain boots. Also true stories.
I bet you wore those boots more. You know, to attract Dr. Haze. You know, for sexting.
Tom Hanks’s son (Not the one from Mad Men ) and hip hop legend (after the DMB Cover Band he “founded” finally threw him out when the Forrest Gump money stopped rolling in) Chet Haze ( Chester Hanks) will be (“)performing(“) at this year’s South by Southwest music festival. GET HAZED!
I didn’t John Slattery was Tom Hanks’ son.
I may have missed a word in that sentence. That word might have been “know”.
“An abortion can cost a ballin’ nigga up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin’ bitches be getting pregnant on purpose”
Keep it weird (and by weird, I mean awkward), Austin!
I hope this is just a Chet Phaze.
Chet makes me think there should have been a little more of this growing up in the Hanks household.
My new goal is life is to get a retweet from Chet Haze.
I’ve been trying to get in a flame war with him over Twitter, but he never takes the bait. I’m not ready for the challenge apparently. *Cue training montage with Steve Winwood.*
I was thinking my tweets should take the I’d Hit That route or maybe the stalker route, but I am not sure how Lawblog would feel about me dividing up my stalker-time like that.
Gotta start practicing my dance moves. The Toy Story Shake, the Castawaysted, the Forest Bump de Bump. So many dance moves, so little time.
Chet Haze performing at SXSW can be summed up by one image:
This show’s gonna have everything. And I do mean EVERYTHING.
I don’t like Frat Rap, but my douchebag does. I wish I sat on things with more taste.
somebody should let him know there is a difference between “performing at SXSW” and “having a concert in the state of Texas in the month of March”
You guys, you must read his interview with Vice. A sample:
What made you decide to release your mixtape on Valentine’s Day?
It’s a memorable date. And also because like, for girls, it can act as their Valentine’s Day gift.
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