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HAHA. SORRY, BUDDY! BUT OH MAN HAHAHAHHA. (Via Urlesque.)
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Cinnawhoops.
Sbarroh no!
Chik-fi-lame
Wetzel’s Rejectzels
This one.
He doesn’t understand “Panda Express” isn’t a marriage chapel.
now he’s Panda Depressed
I do weddings too
I can’t believe she said QuizNO!
GREAT AMERICAN kick to the COOKIES
I know, I expected her to say Orange Juli-yes!
Au Bon Pain.
Dippin Don’ts.
T.C.B.Why?
McD’OHnalds
PAINera Bread DUMPany.
Scraping the bottom.
Hope he didn’t have a “Great American Stake” in her not saying “PotatNO” and retaining her “Company” for the rest of his days…..?
But I had celebration dinner reservations at Japanese Steakhouse. It’s right over there! C’Mon!
Rubio’s Ahahahahahahahaha Grill
Rubio’s Bahahahahahahahaha Grill was the correct answer.
Silly Watson.
Should’da gone to the combination prenup forms and Taco Bell. (ughhhhhhhh.)
Is this proposal as real as this meat?
Corn Dogs Plus OR MINUS! FOR HIM! IN THIS BAD SITUATION! (Does anybody else have those?)
The internet is gonna have a Mrs. Field’s day with this…
Nah, dog. (On A Stick)
Hot Topic!
…uh, Walden Books?
Millie’s Whoopsies
food for not
At least it’s not too far a walk to the jewelers department. Hope he’s got the receipt.
See, this is why I proposed to my girlfriend drunk and naked after sex. I had a mask on, so all the strangers around me couldn’t see how devastated I was when she ran out of the room.
Panda Inappropriate Express-ion of Devotion
If only there was some purveyor of sugary, fat-filled comfort food nearby for that poor man to sink his embarrassment and self-loathing in to.
The worst part is he can’t even make any money off of the video because it contains a copyrighted song. Double loss!
If he tries they’ll take him to Food Court. (bing!)
She was going to say yes, but then she saw a kid fall off an escalator and had to go help him (unfortunately she was so swept up in the emotion she tripped into a fountain on her way back).
#foodcourtfunnies
once again…
KYLE!!!!!!
Also, fake and straight.
well, i don’t know…I mean, fake all the way. this REEKS of one of those “acting out’ projects…where drama kids take their theatre TO THE PEOPLE …and if that is the case than the dude is totally gay.
totally gay.
This makes sense to me. All of my most depressing times have begun and ended next to a Cinnabon.
“I was dizzy in your presence.”
Fuck you dude.
is that my ex (the girl)??????
Break.com: even when there isn’t a nut-shot, there’s still SORT of a nut-shot.
SHOT TO THE HEART. Kind-of like this guy:
Guys, did you hear? Justin Bieber got a haircut. OH MAN.
I know this because it was in the ‘A’ section of Canada’s biggest national newspaper. I’m so ashamed of you, Globe and Mail.
“So baby, I want to propose to you, but first let me say a bunch of stuff to drag out this experience because I’m sure it will end well, so it’s ok. We’re back here, in front of the Dairy Queen where we first met 3 weeks ago, you were eating a Blizzard and I asked you if it was good, and you said that it was ok. I knew from that moment of ambivalence––what’s that? This is embarrassing? A food court is LITERALLY the least romantic place to propose? Really, you hate this song?No, no, these aren’t random strangers, I hired all of them…WELL HOW EXACTLY IS THAT WEIRD. WAIT, where are you going? Where are you going….”
I’ve always said that the worst way to propose is on the jumbotron at a sporting event. God, I hate being wrong.
PRO TIP: Fellas, unless your girlfriend has expressed a specific desire to be proposed to in public and has already agreed to marry you, don’t propose to her in public. At best, it’s a sleazy and manipulative move. At worst, you get dumped in front of a ton of people and publicly humiliated.
The funniest part of this is the old man on the right who starts silently clapping by himself at the start of the video and doesn’t stop for 30 seconds. That guy knows what’s going on here.
When I was living in Findlay aka Suicide, Ohio, I was trying on shoes at the town mall. First of all, what a bad mall. It was like a ghost town in there all the time! As I tried on my soon-to-be super cool sneakers, I saw the saddest thing: 3 teenage girls walking around with bachelorette party sashes looking at shoes and other mall things, b/c they are underage and can’t get into any of the piss poor bars that they had there. Put a ring on it, indeed.
onion ring?
obviously a lesbian
I don’t know, I’d much prefer to get proposed to at a food court than on a jumbo-tron at a baseball game or something (barf ) Kyle I’m waiting for you!!
Guys, some advice:
1) First, this is fake. Obvs.
2) But even so, take it from me: Take her wedding ring shopping with you BEFORE you propose*. That’s right. Make sure she picks out the engagement ring she likes. That way, a) If she doesn’t want to get married, she’ll tell you right then and there**. b) She’ll pick out a ring she actually wants to wear.
*The only exception is if she tells you explicitly not to do so, in which case a) is already answered for you and she’ll have to live with b).
**Unless she’s monstrous or childish, in which case, you don’t want to marry her anyway.
your advice is not fun
And there’s so much math in it. If a then b, what?
If we could all learn one thing from this, it’s to never propose to someone in front of a place that sells hot cum for a topping
I could see why you’d need a vacation from copying and pasting two letters 100s of times.
But seriously, good to have you back, Videogum laughs and Gabe and typing and internet and stuff.
OBVIOUSLY viral marketing for Cinnabon.
He went to Jared.
That’s why he got dumped.
BOOM! Jared burn!
I always suspected that Superglue was a Kay plant.
You are literally burnt, SG.
“Every kiss begins with Superglue.”
“…and that’s where it stays.”
…because superglue is, y’know notoriously hard to unstick yourself from?
*cough*
“Singing ‘Sweet Caroline’ to a woman named ‘Caroline?’ Dude. I am pretty sure that the editors of the Cliche Encyclopedia decided not to include that because the “Too Obvious” section was all full up.”
Oh Caroline, no.
Oh Caroline, ya BURNT!
My name isn’t even Caroline* and I’m sick of people singing that to me.
*Carolyn, not Caroline, SUBTLE DIFFERENCE
Napoleon! Off topic, and I hate to spoiler the gripping showdown occurring in your avatar, but the Jesus roach gets away in the end. He’s living in the Folk Art Museum in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
WHO TOLD YOU WHERE I WAS HIDING.
I used to work at a bar and we had musicians come in and ply us with their golden voices. This one guy was really popular with the frat crowd, and his most popular song. Except, instead of singing Ba Ba Ba, he’d lead the whole crowd in singing Fuck-ing slut. Which is hilarious, cause women are such sluts.
Anyway, whenever I hear this song it sets my teeth on edge thinking someone is going to replace the Ba Ba Bas with hilarious alterna-lyrics. That is probably the only thing that could have made this whole experience worse for both of them.
Too bad…the ring was a beauty.
“Sucks to be you.” – That old man in the wheelchair
This was basically the fake Improv Anyfoodcourt version of this scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzrMrglib6c
Oh, the internet. I miss the days when people’s public shaming was regulated to just the public space in which the shaming took place.
I also miss the days when public shamings were definitely public shamings and not possible ruses dreamed up to get hits to your tumbl’r.
Aww…don’t worry, buddy. There’s plenty of fish in the pet shop up on level 3, next to the footlocker.
“The Cinnabon lady said she’d marry him.”
Well. Problem solved then.
A food court marriage proposal won’t work?!? Back to the drawing board…
Oh, wow, I just remembered something! I gave a girl earrings and she thought I was proposing because they came in a ring-sized box. She freaked out. She wouldn’t open it. She grew silent and angry. And she had been telling me for weeks that she wanted me to propose. (I’d been telling her I wasn’t ready.) But here’s the best part: We had a joke about the Pirates of the Caribbean ride — that we should jump out of the boat and sort through the treasure, you could probably find yourself some nice earrings, ha ha. So, her birthday present was earrings and another trip to Disneyland (which she loved and I was known to hate, except for Pirates and the Haunted Mansion), and there we were on the boat and just before we flumed down the waterfall, I said, “Oh. I got you something,” and I put the box in her hands. Cue freak out. Because she seriously thought I was proposing on F’ing Pirates of the Caribbean.
Like I would do that, right? Eesh. PIRATES OF THE CARIBSTUPIDBEAN.
Post script: when she found out I wasn’t proposing, she was even madder. Happy birthday!
You pick the best girlfriends!
Ladies are totally the worst! stick to guys! you don’t even have to worry about marrying them most places. #beinggayisgay
The last (and only time) I was at an IHOP my waitress got proposed too. Her whole family was there. It made for a very awkward rest of the meal.
How was the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity?
I hate failed proposal videos. They’re not funny and they make me feel terrible inside.
That’s not how you get married where I’m from…
…Delaware, I’m from delaware. We propose in private.
hahaha this is at Fashion Square Mall in Sherman Oaks, CA. I know that tile and food court all too well.
I guess it was a KF conversation . . .
ahhhhhh just busting out laughing in the library. of course I’m on the designated quite floor. whoops