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Bad news, you guys. There is another one, and its name is “Crazy Crazy Awesome Awesome.” Whoops! I think you’re using those words wrong. Your band should probably called “Awful Awful Awful Awful.” Better. Honestly, there isn’t much to say. Like, imagine Brokencyde, right? That’s it. Just imagine Brokencyde. Because basically this band just wants to be Brokencyde, as if one Brokencyde was not already way too many Brokencydes. Here’s a question, though: is it possible to do an entire episode of Intervention for all of the teenagers in America, because clearly they are in trouble and they need help. (I’m pretty sure this would actually be possible because all you would have to say to the teenagers is “you are going to be on telev–” and they would be sitting in on the couch with their hands folded waiting to be told how they had hurt the people who love them.)
Music video for “My Town” after the jump, if you feel like taking one for the team.
For once, I kind of appreciate YouTube commenters’ ability to just get right to it:
Crazy Crazy Awesome Awesome is a gay retard if ever there was one. (Via EpicPonyz.)
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Thumbs up if want to stick your thumbs in your ear, pierce your eardrums, and thus attain sweet sweet release from the horror.
Don’t you mean sweet sweet release release?
And my Axe.
I was talking with some friends and we were like, “We listen to hip hop and metal and other stuff our parents hate. What are our kids going to listen to that will make us angry?” And now we know.
Now this, this is sum sorta vidya game.
I think the band’s called My Town.
You just don’t get it, Gabe. The name is ironic! It’s like how hipsters listen to music ironically (that’s the reason for all the Sufjan Stephens, right?), but it’s on the NEXT LEVEL. They know they’re being ironic about their sincerity regarding irony. Now do you understand?
Doucheception.
I was into waiting for the kick before any of the blogs had written about it.
Pitchfork gives this comment a 7.8
Damn! Does anyone even bother downloading the comments that don’t break 8 onto their Zunes?
Gene Parmesean, my love for this gif (like Sufjan’s for Jesus) is completely, unironically sincere.
I blame Apple for the accessible price and controls of Garageband.
Not sure what it sounds like, but it sure looks like a Kidz Bop video.
The kids aren’t alright.
PS3 Teenage Manufactured-Riot
Those babies sure are angry.
This video made me really dumb for about four minutes after I watched it, so all I could think of was:
MORE LIKE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE AWFUL AWFUL!!!!
I refuse to believe people actually enjoy this.
Always upvotes for Dress to Kill gifs…
Ou e le singe? Le singe e trying to forget that he watched this video.
I’m sorry you guys. I love this team and everything, but I just don’t love you enough to take this one for it. I took about 14% of one for the team and had to give up.
This video is adorable on mute. It’s like Riley grew up and had a minor teenage rebellion and got himself a cute little girlfriend (baby werttrew, is that you?) who is also going through a minor teenage rebellion. And despite their total lack of charisma and epic teenage awkwardness, they decided to make a little video! Where they flail around a bit and sing!
DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, LISTEN TO THE ACCOMPANYING SOUND.
This will be the first time that I will try and eat my own ears.
That sounds interesting. How can we turn that into a fetish?
Have it featured in a hip, new club promoted by Stefon?
New York’s hottest club is DEAF!
All you have to do is say it on the internet. There are three porn sites strictly devoted to ear-eating going live right now.
I know, I registers http://www.barelylegalearmunchers.com as soon as I saw this.
Is it barely legal because the girls look young or because of the whole cannibalism thing?
495 video comments and no one went with “Fuck Fuck You You”? A rare miss, youtube comments.
truly making something this bad is an art form. this is truly high art and deserves to be scrutinized and studied.
I think this is what they’re showing Carl in Room 23
It’s what I’m watching ALL THE TIME!
More like the HOLLAcaust
(FYI, the comment above was written in autotune)
The Elkhart, Indiana music scene is blowing up.
“2 Crazy Kidz out to entertain and share the Gospel through awesome music.”
How does this spread the Gospel?
Here are some of the lyrics, and man, they sure are words.
“My names CJ I’m such an addict
Gotta preach the word like its automatic
Can’t stop when I’m on a rol
lClaiming this town as my own
So turn it up (Cheyeaa)
Speak the truth in love
As fresh as it sounds I’m fighting in a war
And I’m claiming my town in the name of the Lord
Start where you are And we’ll bring the walls down
Cuz I’m fighting for the souls of everyone in my town
Pray for the light that it’ll always be found
And I’ll try to do my best to help it out somehow”
Jesus wept – It sounds like the devil really does have the best tunes
This is some Old Testament nonsense, for sure. I think maybe we’re being smote?
Thou shall have no other gods before me (Cheyeaa)
I’d like to put these guys in Room 101.
Recently, a friend told me the brontosaurus was a mistake–that it’s not a real dinosaur, and that paleontologists have officially apologized for their massive blooper. The brontosaurus has always been my favorite dinosaur, and I felt genuine, adult sadness when my friend told me the bronto is a lie. This video makes me much much sadder sadder.
This:
Is the new this:
#TrapperKeeperJokes
I can’t upvote this comment because the thumbs are visible. So +1
Someone Bing my Zune when “Sane Sane Awesome Awesome” comes out–I’m all stocked up on crazy.
uh oh, Baby Friday’s ipod is full of Gnarls Barkley, Ozzy Osborne, and Crazy Town. You guys…..I’m worried about BF’s Ipod
Don’t forget the Beyoncé, Patsy Cline, Seal, Paula Abdul, Kiss, Willie Nelson, Ke$ha, Mud, Hollywood Flames, Pat Boone, Gabriel Bello, Aerosmith, K-Ci and Jojo, Ray Price, and Crew-Cuts.
Also Let Loose, The Osmonds, Kim Carnes, Aaron Carter, Queen, Paul Anka, MJ Cole, Heart, Johnny Maddox, Stargazers, Kaci Battaglia, Jason Aldean, Hot Chocolate, David Lee Roth, Natalie, Musiq, Nicki Minaj featuring Lil Wayne, Paul Davis, Jim Reeves, Marvin Gaye, KC & The Sunshine Band, Waylon Jennings, Pitbull featuring Lil Jon (technically with a “k” but still counts), Prince & the Revolution, Lee Brice, Brett Dennen featuring Femi Kuti, Slade,The Runaways, Quiet Riot, Natalie Cole, Chicago, Billy Currington, Fine Young Cannibals, Nat King Cole, Shakin’ Stevens, Britney Spears, Sammy Hagar, and Temperance Seven.
Now that’s the kind of commitment we like to see around here. For the record, all I have is “Insane in the Membrane” on repeat.
1:02… anybody last longer?
Duncan, I wouldn’t advertise that you only last a minute and two seconds and then ask to be compared to others.
0:37 here. I didn’t even make it to the hook. Is there a hook?
I mean aside from this one:
“It only took me 0:27 to die.”-Ghost brrrrrian
1:44, I win. Wait…I think that means I lost.
At least Brokencyde had hooks.
Thanks for that epileptic seizure Gabe… it was a real pick me up.
So soothing.
Uh guys, is it normal for your ears to start crying and threatening to leave you forever?
Horrible music is so complex these days. I like my terrible music old fashion, simpler, and full of gimmics like blocking traffic on an L.A. freeway (IMPERIAL STARS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Haters gonna hate, and they would be right. This is terrible!
I just spent 5 minutes upvoting and downvoting comments on that old Brokencyde post. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
i move to hang all the teens up by the lip rings and issue public spankings until this stops.
Has anyone figured out which town it is they are talking about? Need to know so not to go.
Glad this is the OFFICIAL video and not some sort of unsanctioned fan ripoff video.
I don’t like Nickelodeon anymore.
I know this is going to incite a lot of teenager hate, and normally I would be like Wahhh I’m 17 and I’m not a garbage monster and you’re being wacist, but you know what? Fuck that. Fuck them. Fuck me. Fuck us all. We are all part of this and we should all hang pierced heads in shame.
ALSO THERE IS MORE OF THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk3DHnXnv98
This makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY. Shut up. Just shut up. Nothing you are doing is productive or creative or helpful at all. SHUT. UP.
IS NOBODY GOING TO COMMENT ON HOW THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BAND??????????? This was the most disturbing part of the video for me.
Yes! I logged in to mention that… Everyone seriously needs to go to iTunes and preview their delicious jam, “Read the Bible.”
Sung as “REEEEEED THA BBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBUULLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!>@>>#$R!#$>!@#,” obvi.
I hate to be “that guy” on a website like this, but here I am being that guy: the song is called “Read Your Bible,” in case you need to look it up (you probably don’t).
Is there like a Christian Rock committee somewhere that identifies popular bands and then funds ripoff watered-down Christian versions of them? Doesn’t it seem like that’s how it works? Probably backed by some social conservative political action group or something.
And in this case they chose Brokencyde to copy, for some reason. The lord does not discriminate in what music he tries to copy, apparently.
i just rly love the idea that some teens heard brokencyde and thought “this would make really good praise music”
We have a green screen and auto tune! LET’S START A BAND!
Crazy Crazy Awesome makes Brokencyde sound like a combination between Husker Du and The Replacements in 1985.
the thing is, I really like dinosaurs with laser eyes, so that 30 seconds I watched was only a waste of 29.99 seconds.
Thanks for nothing, Christ Like Cruisin’:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7cAYV_lVNI
Man, this is some weird worship music. I thought jesus people didn’t believe in dinosaurs because they’re black magic…
you can at least understand some of what brokencyde is saying, though i’m not sure whether that’s any better than this.
to all teenagers: you are listening to music wrong
SWATCH!… shit i meant Swag. SWAG!