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PFRS is easily and without a doubt the most patriotic and fist to the sky fire restoration team in the biz!
I’ll tell you this: you may have lost countless irreplaceable items of overwhelming emotional importance in the fire that recently engulfed your home, including but not limited to family photos, mementos from the birth of your first child, costume jewelry handed down by your grandmother that have no financial value but to which you can simply look for the briefest of moments and recall everything that she was to you before she passed away, as well as a box of old letters from when people still wrote letters, and also your favorite t-shirt that is just a t-shirt but somehow also kind of so much more than a t-shirt, and for these losses I am truly sorry. But you have got to admit that when it comes to fire restoration teams, PFRS is the fire restoration team you would most like to get a beer with. Tragedy tail-gate party!
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SUPPORT OUR FIRE RESTORATION WORKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fire Restoration Fuck Yeah
Problems like this would be avoided if people remembered to turn of their burners when hosting tea parties.
did you mean turn off or turn on? doubt you know anything regarding the latter of the two LOL
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I’ve been Winwood’d!
All over Upstate New York people are burning down their houses to party with these guys
We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn! And then get the Professional Fire Restoration crew on the phone.
It’s good to see Survivor still getting work.
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The Creation Of A PFRS Commercial
PFRS Guy: “What do you think when you hear the terms ‘flaming’ and ‘interior redecoration’?”
Theme Song Composer: I think of manly men! And rock and roll!
PFRS Guy: That’s why I hired you.
*They high five. A car explodes*
Directed by Michael Bay
This is the second best trailer for Backdraft I’ve ever seen.
I hear they are pretty expensive.
Only hire them if you have money to burn.
IT’S A FIRE restoration sale
They already have bumper stickers for sale, you guys!
“We Didn’t Start the Fire” would have been way better. Missed opportunity here, I’ll take my business elsewhere.
Did that bonkers cut to running water at 0:05 make anybody else think that those firemen were suddenly caught in a bizarre, apocalyptic FIRE FLOOD?
Holy shit totally!
My Brain: “WHY ISN’T THE WATER PUTTING OUT THE FI-oh. I see.”
What they don’t say in this ad is that they send employees to fix your plumbing instead and proceed destroy it, creating problems that spread throughout your entire house.
You know… like Iraq…
Goodnight.
The last place I lived in San Francisco caught fire and the in-law apt below me was really badly destroyed (my apt was damaged, but not as badly). It was a really traumatic event for several reasons, but one of the worst was that there were a handful of these fire restoration people competing with each other and trying to get me to give them my landlord’s number each while the place was still burning. Very sketchy and rude to each other and to me. So yeah, not a big fan of fire restoration companies.
But they have country music in their commercials!
And a predatory nature in their souls!
ok, the badge says health inspector. i’d downvote myself if i could.
He’s a fire inspector with a health inspector’s badge, how wacky and humorous
It sounds like a sitcom theme song to me.
Just two fellas, lookin’ for love and restoring fire damaged homes at a reasonable price. And their best friend is a talking pie.
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Biggerer question: Why are you letting a blog post about a cheaply produced local television spot upset you so much?
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Listen, if Gabe wants to promote the commercial for his 74 year old sons start-up business, I think he has the right.
A house burned down across the street from me last year and it smelled like beef jerky all summer long.
“That was the best summer EVER.” – meetmymillionaires
I did kind of like it!!! Except when I was really hung over and walking to class, which was pretty much every day.
It’s true. I want to have a beer with this guy:
Glad to be of service – I was watching tv last night here in upstate NY and saw this, thought Gabe might want to add it to his collection of weird local commercials.
“Nailed it.” – The Professional Fire Restoration Services Jingle Writing Band