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In his new book, Stanley Fish writes that one of his favorite sentences is this: “And I shall go on talking in a low voice while the sea sounds in the distance and overhead the great black flood of wind polishes the bright stars.”– Ford Madox Ford.
My four favorite sentences are a bit different: “My grandpa is over at my house and he is very stinky. So say hi to my grandpa Ray. He is technically in the nuthouse. I’m not kidding.”—Lauretta
One note:
IF YOU READ THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS YOU’LL SEE THE VERY FIRST COMMENT IS ME (werttrew99) WITH DIBS ON THE GIANT TENNIS BALL SO DON’T EVEN.
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Yeah, time works differently for werttrew. I don’t even have a job, and I can’t watch these videos fast enough to keep up.
wow what a valuable comment – NOT! you were just trying to be “FIRST” which is hella lame, yo
You know me too well.
“And I don’t blink. And I just keep going.
And I don’t blink. And I keep on going.”
These four sentences have been etched into my soul. They wouldn’t normally be my four favourite sentences, but I don’t have a choice.
I want the video camera that makes everything sound like a butt dial and everything look like an acid trip.
My favourite sentence is “Congratulations getting Editor’s Choice, Polythene Pam: you earned it!”
I’m absolutely convinced that when the world ends, it will be Lauretta’s doing.
In five years we’ll either be working for him, or dead at his hand.
It seems the skull hammer is good for giving your grandfather a heart attack.
“HEY! STOP HAMMERING GRANDPA!!!” – Disembodied yelling voice
Funny enough, this phrase got yelled a lot at my family get togethers.
RIP Grandpa.
I think Lauretta has got Gary Coleman’s disease because her Youtube page says she’s 19. Also, was that was fucking Buck Henry sitting back on the couch? Weird video is weird.
“Nut House, Not Cool” – the entire psychological treatment service community.
Clearly, oversized novelty hammers are good for hitting nuthouse grandpas, but let’s never forget their original intention: as props in “Shrinking Judge” films.
I have to confess, I am absolutely horrified by this video. Christ Almighty, we live in a world I can’t understand anymore!
I debated which angle to play up: how weirdly funny it is or how weirdly creepy it is. It’s an uncanny, unsettling little slice of Americana.
I haven’ seen “Winter’s Bone”, but this is what I am going to imagine from now on when people talk about it.
You guys, I am so stoked for the Youtube commenter’s meetup this weekend in LA.
You missed “tits or gtfo”.
You can’t arrest me because I’m already in jail.
The YouTube Commenter Meet-up will be held in the Orange County Correctional Facility Rec Room (the trailer in the trees behind the conjugal visit shed).
Did Hal Hartley direct this or something?
I’ve clearly been watching too much Marble Hornets because the quality of this video combined with the surreality definitely had me expecting Eldritch Horrors, and some such.
She taught her grandpa to “do tricks”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3neXYr4BYI
Grandpa is in the nuthouse indeed.