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Life imitates (f)art (jokes)! It was alright when Brandon T. Jackson’s character in Tropic Thunder (a rapper turned actor) made a song called Booty Sweat only because we were certain it wouldn’t happen in real life. Certainty is feeble at best.
Check out the first single from the Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son soundtrack.
Yes. He’s rapping in fat drag. Sigh. I don’t expect much from T-Pain so it’s no surprise to see him involved. But I checked out the IMDB page for Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son and realized that Conor, the best contestant from the SyFy Channel’s reality show Face Off, did the movie’s makeup and prosthetics. Another sigh. (Are you guys watching Face Off? Because it’s really good. )
I’ll catch everyone back on the other side of the looking glass where things still make sense. I feel like all of this is exactly how a raven is like a writing desk.
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Suffering from morbid o-beats-ity.
It’s chunky fresh.
Was that Coco Puff Daddy? (whistle)
I made it through the Avatar line but not the Tracy Chapman line
Tracy Chapman references, guys, so 2011.
I was listening and not enjoying, so I said to this video, “Give me one reason to stay here!”
And then Tracy Chapman line.
And really, really, emphasis on suffering.
That comment is best enjoyed if you assume that the person who wrote it assumed that the medical condition “micro penis” refers in fact to genitals of micronesians.
I’m sure that Micronesians appreciate the referral.
I’m confused…by all these feelings!
Needs more search engine how-to.
Brandon T Jackson guess stared on Raising Hope last week; that was gross. He basically played himself. The only thing this kid has been halfway decent in, is Roll Bounce. Yes, Roll Bounce. Come on, we’ve all seen a part if not all of that movie. I’m not the only one!
Nope, sorry, I am proud to say I have been Roll Bounce-free since 2005. It feels good to be clean.
Nick Cannon + Lil excuse me, Bow Wow in all their acting glory come on…
aaaand the guy from “City Guys”.
No cast is gonna get much better than that.
We saw a commercial for this move on TV, my boyfriend and I. After one of the “jokes,” he bursts out laughing, like harder than a snicker. I turned my head, slowly, and horrified. Had my boyfriend just found Big Mamas funny, LOL funny?
Thankfully he was laughing at his Pokemon game, which coincidentally happened at the same time as the trailer. All was right with the world.
Rap Genius doesn’t have an entry on this song yet. Anyone want to help me out?
“And my big mama trippin said she need more loot”
This could mean a few things. His mother (who might be overweight) is either literally falling over a lot (maybe related to her weight? It’s unclear) or she’s overreacting about something minor, and having more of an unspecified substance (drugs?) will help alleviate this problem.
Ugh. So apparently there is more than one song called “Imma Do It” that make references to big mamas. I don’t understand this “popular hip hop” stuff anyway. Imma go lie down.
Here, this should help with your fatigue:
http://stereogum.com/642391/odd-futures-performance-on-fallon-is-a-thing-you-absolutely-should-watch/news/
This post needs more Wolf Gang. Fuck Steve Harvey
Has there ever been a rap made specifically for a movie that WASN’T terrible? Can anybody name even one?
Will you hate me if I admit I found “Men In Black” sort of catchy? In a pop-rap-and-I-was-12 sort of way?
Wild wild west, Jim West, desperado…
Ninja Rap by Vanilla Ice
Go Ninja, go Ninja GO !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_K6971WmAs
Go Ian, go Ian, GO!
Go Donna DarKO, Donna DarKO!
This begins and ends with the Addams Family (Whoomp!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im8lDFn0V3w
PARTY PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!
Addams Groove was first!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRAg_bjxTPg
Just sayin’:
Ahh, why you gotta harsh our vibe with facts, Becca?
Nice.
Just like Brandon T Jackson, this whole video is a big, fat drag.
And just like the movie, not funny at all.
Step aside, Lonely Island, amirite?
“So that’s why they call it The Nutcracker!”
- punchline of the clip shown on Fallon last night
Now that we can confirm that there is also a game of Twister involved, I think it’s safe to say that this will be the funniest movie of all movies ever movied.
Also just wanted to say: Phat!
‘IMA’ and ‘DOIT’ are not words. I’m sorry. I know I’m coming of like I’m 100 years old, but why couldn’t they name their song “I’ma Do It Big”? How hard is that? When I see IMA I think “EEMA” and DOIT looks like “DOYT.” Fuck all that spelling.
Either Martin Lawrence really needs the money or he really likes putting on a fat suit.
Martin Lawrence on Inside the Actor’s Studio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDs8Fh9mNxo
THIS HONKY GRANDMA BE TRIPPIN’!