Anything I could say would just ruin this.

Whaaaaaat?!?! UK Monsters, how could you have kept this from us for so long?

(Thanks for the tip, hazel.)

Comments (51)
  1. He was DEAD THE WHOLE TIME?

    I hear it’s better the second time you see it!

  2. And then ghost dad, ghost raped EVERYONE.

  3. This is all I can think of when I saw the title for this post:

  4. Time to add “bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl” to the list of famous last words.

  5. so, ummmm, just cried a little.

    that’s weird, right?

    • I know… who knew a rap video promoting a Martin Lawrence movie could be so moving?

      • I don’t know whether it’s just because I am visiting home for the first time in a while and seeing my dad again.

        OR just because I am British and this sweeps straight to my lorry heart.

        But there was a twinge in the tear ducts by the time the family hugged…..

  6. And time goes by so slowly
    And time can do so much
    Are you still mine
    I need your love
    I need the payout from your life insurance.

  7. So maybe the fancy shmancy European health care Obama’s so gaga over isn’t so great after all.

  8. I hope after I die I don’t have to watch the boring minutiae of my family packing for a trip.

  9. What’s weirder is that over here he’s actually a well known comedian famous for sketch shows (or lorry shows as they are known here) so this is closer to ghost dad than you’d imagine

  10. I didn’t realize he was the dad until the end. :( I thought he was the one promoting the life insurance, a white Dennis Haysbert if you will. Why are they ignoring this man in their home. Rude!

    • That’s what I thought! This really bummed me all the way out when I first saw it. I had to eat double helpings of clowns for breakfast just to get over it.

  11. I had the twist figured out like 27 seconds in.

  12. Things I’ve learned from the hints the guest bloggers have dropped this week:

    1) Thisismynightmare is a sex addict.

    2) Brad Ofarrell is in the pocket of Big Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

    3) Gabe Liedman is a serial killer.

    4) Becca is a ghost.

    What’s next? We find out Werttrew is actually a sentient .gif?

  13. M Knight does commercials now?

  14. My Father died, resurrected and ascended into heaven – And all he left me was this lousy shroud.

  15. “I see dead lorries, innit, tuppence marmite sunday roast?”

    - U.K. Night Shyamalan

  16. Not being British but knowing who Paul Whitehouse is, I thought this commercial was a sketch. I was waiting for the funny, but it never came and now I just need to laugh. But I think I’m in the right place.

  17. Is it family holiday, or are they just getting the fuck out of that haunted house?

  18. I used to work for Aviva. They laid me off. I’m doing better then dad though.

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