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It used to be that you experienced love one flesh and blood human being to another – analog style. But we live in a time when any conceivable emotion can be expressed through a YouTube video. And I think these videos convey pretty much the entire spectrum of things a decent person could ever want to say about love.
Sorry to leave you guys hanging like that. But no spoilers. I’m not saying I get kickbacks, but if you want to know what happens next, you have to buy the single on Amazon. (Hint: It’s still sex.) Marketing 101: Leave them begging for more. (For more sex.)
This one is for all the jilted young lovers out there.
Oh, literal yoyos? But it’s also a simile? This day is going well so far, but you guys could be playing me like-a like-a yoyo. But, hey! Don’t do that. I don’t care what you’ve got to say. I’m gonna be somebody someday! etc etc (Somebody who sings songs with only one note in them.)
Basically don’t dump or play or sex your boyfriend or girlfriend because of how everything’s crazy and little boys (probably) with computers and broken hearts are dangerous. Also, don’t use sex as a verb so as not to invoke any images of the sparsely eyebrowed members of Color Me Badd.
And this is just a great love song that anyone could use to regale his or her intended.
Today should have just been 100% music videos, no?
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I’m just glad that Bing is telling us about all the tangentially related videos about people named Becca.
Oh, I forgot to explain why! It’s because I love Becca!
Love means never having to say you’re Sony.
seeing anything 311 on VG just made my afternoon.
Are you from the past?
Yes.
Kate and Leopoldgum
More like Kate and PEEopold, amirite?
Did you come here in you Eddie Bauer Edition Ford Explorer?
I shall call you “mainstream1997beans” from now on.
haha would be be weird if I changed my name now? Foreals though, 311 is my guilty pleasure “mainstream” band. Six years and counting seein’ em live!
I swear I go to Stereogum for my new music mp3′s, I swear!!!
There’s no combination of words that makes me want to click on a video less than, “Autotune remix.”
Apart from ‘The’, ‘Black’, ‘Eyed’ and ‘Peas’.
sounds like Sean Anners needs to borrow a feeling.
thought Zach Annar was the best at singing too for as econd
sounds like he already borrowed one from Stephen Hawking
*his demo tape*
was just about to post the same pic!
From the 37 seconds I managed to watch of the yoyo one, I gathered that Lisa Yang would like to be played like a foosball table.
Can anyone who watched the whole thing back me up on this?
She seems to be mostly about listening to her mother and studying on a daily basis. You know, hood rat shit.
I keep trying to figure out the best emotional or sexual metaphor to go with being played like a foosball table, but they all keep turning out very rapey.
Oh yeah. I was trying to work one out, but then I remembered we’re talking about a thirteen year old girl who hasn’t even had her first upskirt photo published.
Come on, Lisa Wang. At least try to make the yo-yo’s thematically relevant. That’s just weird. Trent Reznor didn’t do this:
“I want to fuck you like an animal”
But if he did, it would make a great Valentine’s Day card.
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Sean anners Likes to randomly capitalize Words in the subtitles for Some Reason.
Love the way you do it! Becca