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How was everyone’s Valentine’s Day? Mine was… three days ago.
If only I’d known then what I know now! I could have hooked up with a ghost. Time to delete that Zoosk profile!
There are a few more preview videos on The Travel Channel’s website and the entire documentary is on YouTube if you’re interested.
It’s the age old tale: Girl meets ghost. Ghost consummates ancient hex with girl, even though this whole ghostly love thing is probably all in her head. A tale as old as time! And soooooorry about the autoplaying video… but you just can’t predict when Ghostly Love will happen. It can’t be controlled!
For posterity:
I must have spectrophiliac-philia because these girls are all my girlfriends.
AND WHY IS THIS ON THE TRAVEL CHANNEL? Are they going to tell me how to get unbelievable deals on getting very far away from wherever these women are?
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She’s spooky.
Zoosk? So inferior to OKCupid. Come on now.
“C’mon. How did Zoosk get there? How did it get there? C’mon.” – Bill O’Reily
Alternatively,
I was sleeping with a ghost, I said please, please don’t insist
also guys our old friend Bing Bar isn’t back, Hi Bing, Hi Becca’s mom
Must have looked like I was dancing with the waaaaaaallllllllll
Here’s a pic of a ghost condom.
Magnums. Ghost be packin’
I wish I had such a spirited love life. *sigh*
DITTO! (relevance!)
Boner ghost strikes again.
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Boner ghost is my fav ghost!
That’s Your Boyfriend: Boner Ghost
I am so sick of these fucking ghosts.
Once you go ghost…
you’re toast?
you’re prone to boast?
you’ll want rump roast?
All of these and more!
I always want rump roast. So delicious, seriously.
You’ll give a toast to the host who can boast the most roast? –Ned Flanders
Those women are going to be pretty pissed when they find out that all those ghosts are actually Old Man Carruthers, who runs the old amusement park.
Jinkies!
She is in Ectopleasure.
I didn’t SPECTER to be. (fist pump)
“Do we have any stock music that sounds sexy and scary?”
You mean the best music?
For the last time, my boyfriend is NOT a ghost. He just goes to a different school. In Canada.
Canada! Do I know him?
Probably not. He goes to a special school for diplomats’ kids, so, like, it’s top secret.
I will watch that entire documentary on YouTube when I am finished watching 2 seasons of Misfits, an long hour Jeffrey Dahmer interview from 1994, and 9 seasons of Roseanne.
You give these guest bloggers an inch…
I found it helpful to quit my job and ignore all my friends, solid. You got to put in the time if you want to be something in this world.
Also, both seasons of “The Ghost & Mrs. Muir” (for completists only)
The bad news: The ghost left the toilet seat up the following morning. Way to be insensitive, horn-ghost!
confession: devon sawa one of my first crushes.
Right there with you!
So now even ghosts are getting more action than I am? That’s not very reassuring.
So we’re just going to gloss over the fact that this is totally ghost RAPE. Atticus Finch: “Ghost rape is a capital offense in the state of Alabama.” Ghost rapists: “I’m already a ghost you idiot.”
Yeah, but it wasn’t ghost rape-rape.
Wraithpe?
Spook is a synonym for Ghost, ergo racism.
someone who watches Grey’s Anatomy should post a picture of Denny, but it won’t be me because who even knows what that show or that character is or whatever
Now that’s what I call a BOO-ty call!
Hate that pun all you want, I was initially going to aim for more of a “boy meets ghoul” angle. So, you’re welcome.
Well, what did you specter to do?? Not have ghost sex?
Boo! plagerist! (boo not boo)
I was saying boo-urns
His eyes were hauntingly beautiful.
Here’s an excerpt from my Zoosk advertisement spec script on dating a ghost:
INT – Coffee shop, but with ghosts
WOMAN AT LAPTOP: “I’d sure love to meet some Cool New Ghosts!”
GHOST: (says a really good knock-knock joke or something)
EVERYONE: “LOL!”
I lost the rest in a fire.
Is she sure she wasn’t just sleep-masturbating?
you mean hitting herself?
I think Tori Spelling has some experience with this
You guys, getting with the Headless Horseman opens up so many new bedroom options!
“when I said give me head, I didn’t necessarily mean it had to be attached to your body.”
Thanks for explaining that joke for me
After smanging her the ghost didn’t return any of her calls. Typical ghost.
So what does the ghost get out of this?
They’re really just after the intangibles.
Coming to Lifetime Movie Network: “My Ghost is my Lover.”
“Mother, May I Sleep with Slimer?”
That woman is not at all crazy or weird for describing and re-enacting her orgasm with a ghost for the Travel Channel.
Is tingling the grossest word or the grossest word?
I got stood up by a ghost once. Not as titillating as ghost rape, but just as otherworldy.