Well, I don’t particularly love either, but maybe this is for you?
Great Gatsby: THE VIDEOGAAAAME!

Thanks for the tip, Dan!

Comments (111)
  1. you’re chasing a blinking green pixel, right?

  2. This…this might be the most beautiful moment of my life. I…I think I need to be alone, to process the joy. The pure, pure joy.

  3. My favourite part of the Great Gatsby was when Fitzgerald threw his hat at all those butlers.

  4. Game over, old sport. Damn…

  5. Every high school essay on this book will now refer to ‘Level 3′ somewhere.

  6. The Diving Bell and The Butterfly is the hardest videogame I’ve ever played. #toosoon

  7. WHUT DA FUK IS DA GR8 GATZBEE? NEVAH HUURD OF DAT CHEETAH. WHO IZ HE? SUM SORTA VIDYA GAME?

  8. How many levels do I have to beat before I enable the Daisy Bucannon?

  9. If there’s a problem with this game, it’s that the adaptation is TOO faithful.

  10. BNPG: Video Game Novels

    Mega Man & The Sea
    Super Mario Bros Karamazov
    The Man Who Would Be King Hippo
    Sense, Sensibility and Super Metroid

  11. I tried playing “War and Peace”, but couldn’t make it past the second level.

  12. So does this make the Cliff’s Notes like a strategy guide?

  13. Between this and the in depth analysis of Goodnight Moon that I read today, I’ve literaturely had a great day.

  14. I was enjoyed the “Finnegans Wake” game until I realized that when you reach the end, you are just back at the start again. Like Spy Hunter.

  15. In the videogame of “The Sound and the Fury”, after you beat a level, you start over again as another character. And the game gets easier as it goes.

  16. In videogame of “Endgame”, you lose if you move.

  17. Up, Up, Down, Down, West Egg, East Egg, West Egg, East Egg, B, A, Start

  18. “Against the Day” by Thomas Pynchon actually has a Tertris reference in it:

    “…Padzhitnoff’s own specialty being to arrange for bricks and masonry, always in the four block fragments which had become his ‘signature,’ to fall on and damage targets…”

    And now we know why it takes him a decade between books.

  19. I remember enjoying my first reading of this book back in high school, but then my English Literature teacher had to screw it all up for our entire class by flunking all of our papers because we weren’t allowed to use the word “is” in them. She did this to us the whole semester. My mom was always complaining how I was doing a terrible job in this class and I challenged her to do one for me. She had to read “As I Lay Dying” and got a C-. When she found out her grade, she told me that my teacher is a huge bitch.

    • That a great story!

    • Someone wrote a book without using the letter “e.” I think it’s called Void? Not sure. Never read it. No interest. Interesting stunt, though!

      Maybe your teacher wrote it.

      • It’s called “A Void” and what’s more nuts is that it’s a translation of a French book that’s also e-less, called “La Disparition”.

    • Ugh. Don’t even wanna think about what she’s doing nowadays.

    • Oof. I know English teachers like this. I’ll bet it comes from trying to get students not to write in passive voice, right? There is the admirable intention to teach student to avoid using the passive so much that turns into this insane insistence that it should NEVER be used, which is spectacularly stupid.

    • Writing without the verb “to be” is actually, like, A Thing. It’s called “English-Prime” or more commonly “E-Prime” or E’. The wikipedia entry is here. However, it was invented by linguists as a way to reveal (playfully) the workings of the copula in English, and not, as your teacher would have it, a deeply misguided arbitrary rule meant to instill some other arbitrary rules (against the passive OR WHATEVER). I don’t like your teacher.

    • Your teacher sounds like a shitty teacher.

  20. wut is dis?! sum sorta viday… o…. w8 a sec

  21. Half Life of Pi

  22. I am personally a bigger fan of the Diarrhea Dan game, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBcrTucxiRc. It is my favorite of Fitzgerald’s work.

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