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Okay, Glenn Beck, now you’re just giving pieces of shit a bad name… At least some of them have flecks of brain in them.
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Glenn Beck complaining on Fox News about Propaganda made me laugh so hard my brain fell out of my tear duct.
The Bible did say not to worship false I-dols
“If you are going to research these groups, don’t use Google. I have set up a special Truth Search Engine on Angelfire. I would use Geocities, but clearly that is a part of the New World Order plot of the Illuminati.”
“If you want to know more about this government conspiracy, I suggest you FTP some of the ASCII docs that I’ve uploaded to the server in my basement.”
“I don’t care if you are John Adams or Warren G. Harding or John Q. Adams or John F. Kennedy. No president should sleep in the same bed as a giraffe.”
It’s sad, but refreshing, that without liberals and geeks, the only search engines and/or social media these people would know would be, like, Bibles connected to beer chickens and pork rinds and power chairs. Seriously. You wanna be part of THAT revolution?
i think i’m just gonna go on and move to canada now… it’s just so exhausting…
Yes come to Canada! More Canada monsters like meeeeeee!
There’s always room in Edmonton for more Monsters! Just bring a parka, it’s fucking cold today.
It’s not just Glenn Beck:
Tides go in, tides go out, man. I mean, c’mon!
Now I get it, “Safe Search.” Haha, Google! Not safe at all! Nice joke.
Who are these groups? Are they clean, are they dirty are they reptillian overlords, are they pod people? I don’t know. Is Barack Obama using Google to take over the world and install Sharia Law? I don’t know. How’d it get burned? How’d it get burned? I don’t know.
“TL; DR.” – Glenn Beck
You are my hero.
Don’t even get him started on CraigsSocialist
This is definitely a HarBINGer of the apocalypse.
They’re Linkedindoctrinating the youth!
he is such a bit.lybertarian.
You guys are all a bunch of YAHOOs.
It goes much further than that, you guys. It has now come to light that both logic and the English language are directly opposed to Glenn Beck and his Tea Party posse. They are doing their damndest to make these true Americans look ridiculous!
“you’re just giving pieces of shit a bad name… At least some of them have flecks of brain in them”
Jeffrey Dahmer’s shit, I guess?
I’m so glad I’m not the only person who’s mind went there. Soft Gabe had me giggling at comments on a Jeffery Dahmer post, meaning I had to explain it to my co-workers sort of, which doesn’t bode well for week 4 of new job.
In back-to-back posts, we get videos from Jeffrey Dahmer and Glenn Beck.
One video featured the insane ramblings of a sociopathic madman. The other featured… okay, you saw where this bit was heading from a mile away didn’t you?
Look at Videogum. They are already on their third editor this week! I ask you, readers, is it ok to you that the government is in bed with these entertainment blogs? Do you really want to watch the cat fart videos that the socialists want you to see?
All I heard was: “BLAH BLAH BLAH SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING Don’t use Google SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING BLAH BLAH BLAH.”
That’s just the filter that the socialist media machine installed on your computer. Fight the power! Use Linux!
Lycos and Alta-Vista are pissed about the snub…
Glenn Beck fortune cookie advice: just add “in bed with the government” to any given phrase.
Great now Glenn beck is the equivalent of a crazy man on the street with a cardboard sign that reads “the government put tiny robots under your skin and in your google searches.”
Propaganda:
Community Organizing:
Close enough.
When we’ve snarked all we can snark, and the country is falling down around us, at least we’ll be able to laugh.
So he basically listed a bunch of companies, asked if they were linked to the government, said he doesn’t know, but if they are he’s against it.
How long is his show again? What a shit-heel. I always regret watching him. Even when they show clips on The Daily Show or Colbert Report I’m just like, “I’m getting sad now. This is depressing. We’re humoring a recovering alcoholic conspiracy theorist nutjob and he’s being supported by the number one watched news organization and it’s all just SO SAD. My mom read one of his books. MY MOM READ ONE OF HIS BOOKS! AT LEAST IT WAS JUST THE CHRISTMAS SWEATER BUT JESUS CHRIST MY MOM READ ONE OF HIS BOOKS!!!“
I’m totally with you. I know he’s crazy, and that I hate that people watch him and listen to him…and yet I watch clips and only hate him more.
I also kinda think he is really just a big performance art piece. He like the Lady Gaga of conservatives.
Yes, community organizing is EVIL, Mr. “Join the Tea Party!” and “Join my 9/12 Project!” and “Enroll in My Glenn Beck University!”
If George Washington and Abraham Lincoln told me to use a certain search engine, I would be skeptical of where they heard about search engines in the first place. Then I would be skeptical of the fact that they’re dead.
Wait… He suggested that Google is in bed with the government, and as possible proof he mentioned that Google was getting kicked out of other countries? They’re having issues with companies like China because they stopped being willing to filter/censor their results. That’s anti-government, you clown.
Looks like a case of the clown calling the kettle clown.
That’ll do, Lawblog. That’ll do.
I should really download his blog. #conspiracytheoryjokesfromforeverago
George Washington, George Bush, Barack Obama, Abraham Lincoln: all of the presidents Glen Beck can think of.
but without him what would jon stewart do?
“This guy is batshit” -Ann Coulter
Seriously, remember when she made us so so mad? Misty water-colored memories, guys.
I love that he’s implying TOLERANCE and HUMANITARIAN groups are fronts. Seriously, does he have no shame at all?
i wonder how it feels to be the absolute worst.
Did he list MTV as a legitimate news source? Really?