

Hi friends! Some of you guys might already know me from writing Gleecaps, horny movie reviews, and Top Model recaps (back in 1992) for Videogum. A lot of you probably don’t know me yet, though, because what I tend to write about is hideous garbage that can only be enjoyed if you’re EXACTLY LIKE ME. But, I’ll do my best to take the dick out of my mouth for today’s big task: write this whole fucking website or something? Yoof, gr8. When Hard Gabe asked if I was up to the task I said YES YES YES, then spent a couple weeks sweating my underwear see-through. But, whatever — live free or die hard, shit or get off the Videogum, we have nothing to fear but work herself. So, please put your prescription glasses on and read along with JOYFORGIVENESS in your <3. It’ll be fun!
Oh, doy, and I’m on Twitter if you want today to last FOREVER.
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Soft Gabe, I am so pumped. I love all your VG contributions, so a whole day of you makes me want to pee my pants with excitement!
Already peed my pants with excitement! Way ahead of you nightmare.
I likewise join this Soft Gabe-related peefest. I also raise you all a high pitched dolphin noise of GLEEEEEEEEEEEEE. And muppet flailing. Always. Be. Muppet Flailing.
Sure, blame your incontinence on Soft Gabe. Very convenient.
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Yup. It happened.
(p.s. Obviously, this idea is stolen directly from Dusky Panther. You know, credit where credit is due.)
that gif makes your balls glisten
I never did change my pee pants all day
Welcome, Soft Gabe! I heard that this guest blogging stuff can be pretty stressful, so I made you a pillow in case you need to take a nap in between posts. Hope you like Chococat!
Soft Gabe told Hard Gabe that he was up for this, but he LIED, MAN!
If the dick goes back in his mouth, is he Semi-Hard Gabe? I think I need Videogum Remedial 101.
Dr. Werttrew! Paging Dr. Werttrew! Dr. Werttrew to the Soft Gabe post, please!
Wait, he asked about penises in mouths, and you’re paging the Animated Gif Overlord? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO US?!
No! He’s needed strictly in his role as Vgum Curator and Chief Historian. Not looking for peen gifs (unless it’s Gosling, and even then just to see what timnm does).
Yay Gleecaps and Movies for Men are some of my favorite Vgum posts!
I know already I’m going to love today. I love you Soft Gabe! *wets self out of excitement*
Hey now – take that pee pants stuff upthread with nightmare where it belongs.
What can I say? Soft Gabe has unmitigated control of peoples bladders. Some just have stronger will than others.
I for one Welcome our Soft Overlord(s), and promise to round up others, to toil for him in his velvet goldmines.
I predict for today: Laughs, smiles, more gross imagery like sweaty underwear.
When we were younger, my sister had a shirt with a picture of some cartoon frogs rowing a boat. The caption said “Toad-ly Oar-some.” That about sums it up.
Why would frogs need a boat? I call shenanigans.
Maybe their legs got eaten. Show some sensitivity, Frank.
I am exactly like you, Gabe! Let’s get this blog retarded all day long with nothing but shit TV from Lifetime and The CW and Logo!
Um, yes, I’m pretty sure I’m going to want this day to be forever (both for Soft Gabe and because my hair looks marvelous), so consider yourself Twitter-followed.
Just don’t steal fizzy lifting drinks and we’ll be fine.
So I guess the theme of this week’s guest bloggers is “People Who Want To Bone Ryan Gosling”?
Is that not the theme of every week?
Am I the only one kind of uncomfortable with the phrases ‘Soft Gabe’ and ‘Hard Gabe’?
Those words are giving me some awkward mental images. Especially when I think of ‘Soft Gabe’ and ‘Hard Gabe’ together…
…probably should have kept that to myself.
Don’t be so gabophobic.
Hey! I’m not gabophobic! I have a picture of a Gabe in my purse!
Welcome! Hey guys, Topher Grace was on my local radio station this morning, he said he has a large collection of baseball hats, but doesn’t like baseball…
What’s up with that?
Hi Gabe Liedman, can we have a Buff the Vampire Slayer open thread later this afternoon!?!
Good lord! Is that a Mr. Tastee avatar?!
Yes!
In semi-related news, I also meant “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” but was just too excited for Soft Gabe Day on Videogum to type correctly!
YESSS…this needs to happen!
AS OTTAWA, CANADA’S BIGGEST FAN (-My Boyfriend) OF BTVS, I AGREE.
I have more, and would like a good excuse to use them!
Quite the handsome photo, Soft Gabe.
Serious stubble. He must go to Jon Hamm’s guy.
but what are your thoughts on Beverly Hills Chihuahua?
I have prepared a few questions for you Mr Liedman:
As a performer, is it easier or harder to identify yourself as gay in today’s world?
Do you think we are in the formative years of Internet entertainment? Is what you do today, going to be the benchmark for future generations?
Will you be my friend?
Where do you get your ideas?
Ugh. You know what? FORGIVE ME if I’m a little less than excited about today.
You see, I’ve had a run-in with Mr. Liedman before where certain things were promised upon which he failed to deliver.
This week is AWESOME.
1) i am now following you on twitter.
2) please put the dick back in your mouth.
J. Crew?
BESTIES X BESTIES EPISODE FOUR OR GTFO