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Natalie Portman cries so much! That’s the premise of this supercut. It’s a mashup of a bunch of scenes of Natalie Portman crying from a bunch of different movies, except for Black Swan, for some reason? Which is weird because I could’ve sworn she cried a LOT in that movie. Wasn’t that whole movie just her crying over and over? It should’ve been called Black Waaahn. Perfect joke. I was perfect.
I still think its weird how supercuts are a thing. Because it’s like there’s only a finite amount of supercuts that can ever be made and then we’re done. It’s like taking oil from the Earth. One day, in the future, we’re gonna run out of things that we can supercut and be all like “Yup, that does happen a lot in movies” and we’ll have to go back to auto-catted laser-mashes or whatever we’re watching on the Internet in the future.
[Thanks for the tip, cakeordeath, via TheDailyWhat]
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“EMOTIONED.” –Natalie Portman
“AWARDED.” –Award People
“BABBY ALSO.” –Natalie Portman
“SWOON.” –The Readers of People, Steve Winwood, Putin, etc.
Say what you will, but Natalie Portman wins. If you can buzz your head clean and still look that hot, you win.
Yes. On the Kinsey scale I am 95% gay dude and 5% want to bone Natalie Portman with a shaved head.
I thought I was the only one!
I’m starting to think we’re a separate orientation, guys; there’s gay, straight, and gay ‘cept for Natalie Portman.
It’s all leading to a Supercut Supercut (aka 2012)
If you had memories of making Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones – you’d cry too.
What? Any actor should be honored to have recited this dialog:
PADMÉ: When I was in Level Three, we used to come here for
school retreat. See that island? We used to swim there
every day. I love the water.
ANAKIN: I do too. I guess it comes from growing up on a
desert planet.
PADMÉ: …We used to lie on the sand and let the sun dry
us… and try to guess the names of the birds singing.
ANAKIN: I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and
irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here
everything’s soft… and smooth…
Acting!
America’s Next Top Model makeover episodes are always more dramatic than the V for Vendetta head shaving scene.
Natalie Portman, expressing my opinion about Natalie Portman:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/natalie-portman-has-that-motherly-glow-02-2011
Steve Winwood: “I can still fap to this.”
I would upload the supercut of me crying, but the Court still needs it for my arraignment.
At least now I know what to get her for our first anniversary after she comes around and decides to devote her life to me…
It’s such a drastic change from her previous role in “The Award Winner Girl with a Dorky Laugh.”
This was her reaction to the Other Boleyn Girl
speaking of we need a supercut of haircuts
I suddenly have the urge to listen to “Nothing Compares 2 U”.
The Pope is still not cool, so it works
Super!,
This Supercuts joke was super!
Love,
Superglue
speaking of shaving..
too soon?
Uh-oh–somebody call whine-one-one! We’re gonna need a Wahmbulance!
And tell them to hurry up, it’s ImPortmant!
I’m still waiting for a supercut of Jon Cryer actually crying. That’s some false advertisement, Jon Cryer.
I’m still waiting for a supercut of Jon Cryer actually being funny. That’s some false advertisement, Jon Cryer.
“No more supercuts.”
The “all the good supercuts have been made” argument is going to be the new “all the good songs have been written” argument!
I believe this is true. Because there is practically an unending supply of film footage available (or song material) and theoretically someone could get as broad or as narrow with their supercuts as they want, this could go on for decades, generations, eons!
Aww. This just makes me want to cuddle with her and tell her everything will be okay.
I think that supercut would be about 10 seconds long…
Whoops, supposed to be a reply to facetaco.
I find that offensive.
Mr. Deetwo,
please accept this upvote for my insensitivity, sir.
‘Relax, technonatalie.’
Seriously, was I the only one to think this, or the only one desperate for upvotes enough to type it into the comments?
Finally a tip of mine is used! I like Gabe on vacation!
I would never make you cry Natalie!
…a lot of crying and a lot of bad acting, except in ‘The Professional’.
…and yes, she’s pretty.