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Hahahahhahahha. Can you get time off your jail sentence for being HILARIOUS?
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Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
I got the douche-chills imagining the things she WAS raised to do.
Just like I wasn’t raised to drink gin and start bar fights. Sometimes gin and bar fights just HAPPEN to good people.
Let’s not drag gin’s good name into this. Gin (presumably) did nothing to you.
Be not afraid of gin and bar fights. Some are born gin and bar fights, some achieve gin and bar fights, and some have gin and bar fights thrust upon them. – William Tolstoy
Don’t you hate it when you go to the doctor for your asthma medication, but instead they accidentally fill your inhaler with gin and bar fights?
I, however, was raised to drink whiskey and start bar fights.
Gin and bar fights happen to the best people.
I would like to have a “celebrity fundraiser” done in my honor. By “celebrity” I mean Lindsey Lohan, and by “fundraiser” I mean have her steal stuff and give it to me.
I wouldn’t get your hopes up. Lindsay Lohan wasn’t raised to give away free stuff.
I wasn’t raised to work a mid-level office job that I only sometimes don’t totally hate, and yet …
actors are quite good at lying, lindsay lohan was raised as a child actor. i’m going to have to call shenanigans.
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FYI – I would never comment on a pop culture blog. I was not raised to post gifs, laugh at trampoline accidents, or nominate movies for WMOAT…
Maybe LINDSAY wasn’t raised to lie, cheat and steal, but what about her long-lost stripper whore twin that she never knew about?
Maybe she wasn’t raised to lie,cheat and steal, but Jamie Lee Curtis was.
It is Friday, after all.
I was raised to lie, cheat, and steal. My parents are very disappointed in how I turned out.
“Where did we go right?!” – Artoo’s parent-droids.
True story –
When I was supposed to be making repairs to Queen Amidala’s ship as we tried to run the Trade Federation blockade, I was actually working to sabotage it.
One month before the blockade began, I was approached by an agent representing Count Dooku and promised several cases of high grade synthetic droid lubricant if I would work with them. Being raised for just this sort of treachery, I agreed.
When the time came I was on the ship, carrying out the sabotage plan as promised, when something happened. I saw a man in a robe. There was a serene light in his eyes that changed me forever. From that moment on, I turned away from my upbringing, and the rest is history.
“I was not raised to have sex with beautiful women and snort off peruvian cocaine from a briefcase.” – Charlie Sheen/GATOT
I wasn’t raised to join Team Mystery Butt. That was a path I chose for myself.
Things got super awkward when, as she was giving her statement, her mom was supposed to stealthily have the Star Spangled Banner play in the background, but instead the Dropkick Murphy’s “Drink and Drink and Drink and Drink and Fight” started playing.
Whoops, forgot a few drinks in there…
You guys remember Parent Trap Lindsay?
I do.
I absolutely do not.
Waaaait, are you suggesting Hallie is the one who’s life is fucked up but maybe Annie is currently getting her Master’s in Earth Helping or something?
(FWIW I wish she would get her shit together)
This just goes to show that my Grandmother’s old adage still stands:
“Never trust a Ginger”
You’d better brace yourself for the Youtube response to this comment.
Thems fightin’ words…
At least she appears to be good at stealing.
It’s nice when someone finds their true calling.
Isn’t acting literally lying? Pretending to be someone else? Saying things that aren’t true?
So in that twitter comment, she lied about not being a liar which makes her a double liar.
Either way, that girl’s guilty.