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This year, avoid those long last minute lines at Rite Aid and get all of your Valentine’s Day cards by getting them right here! Select “print” 100 copies.
Give it to the person you love the most. Now you are married!!!
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Everyone in my class is going to be so excited to get these in their homemade valentine boxes!
Thank you for your offer Gabe, but I think I will stick to “Bitter Singles Day”, which involves a combination of the following:
- Jack Daniels Whiskey (1 litre)
- Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream (2 pints)
- Unwashed Boxer Shorts (1)
- Stained Dressing Gown (1)
- Tissues To Wipe Away Tears (Dozen)
- Tissues For… Other Purposes (Several)
I need to get to the store.
#mylifeistoilet
Wait, dressing gown AND other-purpose tissues?
I’m confused.
Aw, I was hoping it would be “A Little Birdie Told Me You Should Be So Lucky As to Love Someone Like Me!”
Either that or a Steve Winwood joke.
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I actually could, Chandler. I could, truthfully, be much more your valentine then I am right now. But you know what? I choo-choo-choose not to be.
Excuse you, that’s ChandlAr.
“CHANDLAR”
I don’t have anyone to be my Valentine.
My valentine this year is a 5th of vodka and 69 Love Songs.
Aw, I’ll be your valentine. (Don’t worry, I izn’t relly a berd).
I’ll be your internet valentine (we won’t tell my girlfriend).
Smurf/french assassin is a pretty rad pairing if you ask me
That is hot.
I’ll be shadowing at the tv station monday, so I HAVE NO TIME FOR LOVE
could that be MU TV?
I was so happy this had finally worked its way out of the featured stories, but yet here we are.
I would give one to thisismynightmare.
But she probably just talk about how she wants to hit Chandler Bing.
WRONG! See below, Huz!
I just printed one and sent it to Ryan Gosling. IT MEANS WE ARE MARRIED NOW!!!!! I always knew I would find a way!
Forget it, The Narrator, It’s Ryan Gosling town!
In that Case! I have one of my own to send.
Oh, The Narrator. I’m outside her house with my Valentine right now and I’m warning you, there’s a line.
That’s… that’s just all kinds of good.
I guess I’ll go over to Peggy’s house.
Might be a bit of a down grade but at least she is easy.
No one puts Peggy in a corner.
Awww, you guys! There’s enough of me for both of you!
Dammit!
Ooh, I’ve heard Ryan pulls out all the stops on valentine’s day. Cupid Room or Future Room?
Future Room!!!! It looks like a robot’s vagina!
Is it okay if I send myself this card forged with Ryan Gosling’s signature? That’s a normal and mentally stable thing to do, right?
I hope that someday I am fortunate enough to find someone and fall in love so that on Valentine’s Day I can give them a bizarrely photoshopped card with a misspelled reference to a character from “Friends” on it.
Until then, at least I have my cats.
I’d add that I have my dignity as well, but clearly that is a lie.
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!
(But I’m only asking one of you to be my Monster Valentine, and I think you know who you are.)
d’aww shuckabeast!
I’m looking for a Valentine–any takers?
your card doesn’t work, gabe! =(
Ah, so close. It’ll work, it just needs one fix:
I choose you!
To be my Valentine.
Let’s BEE friends.
Hey, Valentine. Let’s do this.
This is the cutest gif-off of all time.
nightmare, I’ve never seen you so animated.
Celebrities AREN’T like us! They give thumbs up with their fingers facing out.
celebrities love extreme plastic surgery. it’s just a normal part of the job to them.
oops. One last try:
Win a Valentine’s Day With Topher Grace!
I just met him on monday and tuesday!
Ballentine Ale really needs to work on a “Ballentine’s Day” for the broke, lonely alcoholic.
Will you be my Ballantine?
http://pratt-talent.com/~talent/sites/default/files/1661_-908885978-main.jpg?1284142319
How’d all those numbers get in the end there?
http://pratt-talent.com/~talent/sites/default/files/1661_-908885978-main.jpg?
here you go
Hahaha FAIL. Thought counts for something, right? Guys? (Tie loosens…)
Phew, feeling much better now.
Happy ValenTayne’s Day
[ Place holder for the CRAMAZING Valentine I am going to make for y'all ]
sorry I’m a little late, she wouldn’t sit still
On an unrelated note, I finally learned how to make an animated gif from a video without using gifsoup.
..how?
That was meant to be a reply for Godsauce
I can’t give this to my girlfriend, Gabe. She’s really big on correct spelling.
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Well then, just call me Mrs. Chanandler Bong