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She probably lives in a pineapple under the Gowanus Canal.
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She used to live in a canal in Amsterdam. But then it got to be to main-stream.
She also doesn’t like to spell “too” correctly. It’s a grammar thing you probably wouldn’t understand.
While we’re at it, mainstream is one word.
Downvoting is so 35 CE.
Someone shows interest in being correct, so I continue to pursue that, and downvotes? It’s okay:
Yeah, but I put the hyphen there to draw attention to the water theme. ‘Cause, you know, “canal,” and “stream,” and.. (hey, this is going great. Explaining jokes always makes them 10 times funnier).
Aw, screw it. I offer you my humble upvote and we’ll never speak of this again.
Oh man, see that hyphenation probably helped a lot of people catch the joke, but people like me (English majors, editors), missed the joke because they only saw the hyphen.
Sorry for speaking of it again, but I did upvote you.
Cool. If I knew how to post pictures, I’d include one here that reads, “it’s all good.”
And I’d purposefully leave out the apostrophe in “it’s,” because COMEDY.
I invented freganism
The Life Aquatic 2.
You want thingamabobs? Really? They’re so 1997.
Under the Sea and The Cake
Not A Part of Your World, Not A Part of Your Establishment
in addition to being a hipster she’s a punk from 1984
Beach House?
Wavves
Worst Coast.
Beware the punmaster.
Under The Sufjan Stevens
Hipster Ariel definitely hangs out with people named Sebastian and Ursula.
More like Ursellout.
Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti
Half Crustacean Band of Horses
I will always, and forever, get this wrong, learn how to pronounce “Hot” correctly, Sebastian.
The Neptunes
Belle and Sebastian (in keeping with yesterday’s post)
The seaweed is always greener
In Williamsburg or Silverlake
You dream about being earnest
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the people around you
Not one of them grew up poor
Electronica bands surround you
What more are you looking for?
The glasses: ironic
The tattoos: sardonic
The Pearl and the PBR are their tonic
They all got a woody / For Brook-y-lyn hoodies
And oh those sideburns grooooow
The brand new chuck taylors
Sarcastic inhalers
The haircut that’s ripped from a Mumblecore trailer
The Parliament smokes / They’re over the Strokes
Their dads give them lots of dooough
that was awesome! [I didn't understand a word]
I understood a little too much.
It must be hard to smoke P-Funks underwater.
Ariel Pink is all
She’s so underground she’s underwater.
All her bras are bought off Etsy.
Hipster Ariel eats way too much sushi
Guys, stop calling her Ariel. She’s obviously Helvetica.
(but also photoshop some glasses on there or something. #lazy)
She had a voice until she realized almost everyone else had one too.
The sea weed is always greener in Portland, they only have regs here.
Gross, the Gowanus has Gonorrhea.
The Gowanus is a Superfund site. I’d definitely choose mystery butt over a dip in the Gowanus.
but only Mystery Butt’s first LP.
I have gadgets and gizmos aplenty…and on vinyl.
In case anyone is wondering, that is a Tim Gunn quote from season 2 of Project Runway.
Also, Flotsam and Jetsam are the names of Ursula’s two eels.
I overthink my jokes.
You overthink with fantastic results.
British Sea Person
Merman or Astro-merman?
Guys…i know all the lyrics to ALL the Little Mermaid Songs. I am singing you some now. If only you could hear. ….if only.
In the Aeroplane Undah da Sea.
Don’t sweat it. I’m doing backflips here. I know next to nothing about hipsters.
“All my friends are free-range.”
All of Ariel’s friends are fish. Hipsters stereotypically pride themselves on eating only free-range animals (if they eat animals at all).
“My boyfriend has his own ship its decks are so deck”
Eric has a ship in the film. A Ship has decks. ‘Deck’ is hipster slang for dope, cool, fresh,etc.
“Ursula is such a poseur.”
Hipsters hate poseurs (commonly misspelled as ‘poser’). Ursula posed as Ariel in the film.
haha, I’m with you on the hipsterstereotype ignorance, and I was still 2 steps behind. 1. never saw the little mermaid, 2. never heard ‘deck’ before
i actually liked these comments for (as I understood them) just being colorful non sequiturs
you should write a purposefully out of touch cultural ethnography of hipsterism defining a bunch of slang you made up. that would be zzzim!
I’ve never heard anyone say the word “deck” in that context and I live in Portland.
That term was listed in a hipster guidebook glossary I googled, so, yeah. You’re guess is as good as mine.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? WHY CAN’T I POST MY RESONSE TO KAJUSX & CHAINSAWS???
It’s a Utica expression.
Really, KajusX & MUSTACHE… you don’t know anything about hipsters?!
That mustache was NOT ironic, miss!
this is weird, I replied to you, but my comment is “awaiting moderation”
never seen that before
Yes.
YesYes
#jokesfromlastyear
That actually looks like a Taylor Swift/Kanye collaboration. Love it.