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HHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Sure! Although, I’m not quiiiiite sure what the takeaway is? People should stop having babies? Cool. I AM NO BABIES ON BOARD! I’m super anti-rape, and I think babies are kind of boring. They don’t know anything and can barely hold up their ends of a simple conversation. So if not having any more babies means an end to sexual violence against women, it is an imperfect solution that I definitely think we should all consider.By watching The Children of Men. On Blu Ray. MOVIE NIGHT! (Via AdFreak.)
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Well, if you’d seen the butt hugging diaper she was wearing you’d know she was asking for it.
And that’s why you ALWAYS mix your own formula.
Re-reading this joke, the implications are a little…eesh.
But, I’m not one to easily turn down an upvote, so as you were.
Notsewfast has been really fresh lately.
We are all to blame then.
Is this the trailer for the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo prequel?
Actually this is the sequel to Baby Genius 2.
Actually, it’s the Lovely Bones prequel.
“Look Who’s Talking 4: Look Who’s Raping.”
Are we sure that wasn’t a trailer for a movie about baby rapists (rapists that are babies)?
That’s not my binky
My baby rapist? My baby rapist seems so smart but I’m also scared about my baby rapist.
Is baby-rape the same as rape-rape?
Babyrapists + age + MD =
You raped another girl? time out for 15 minutes this time
You raped another girl? Time out for four games, then come back and play quarterback for us.
Perfection, stu.
That GIF is fuzzily hypnotic…
The whole time I was like }:-{
Sure, you try explaining rape to a baby. It’s not as easy as it sounds.
“It’s never too early to talk to your son about sexual assault. In utero, for example.”
It is, however, always too late.
Babies be rapin’ everybody out here.
He’s also redundant.
The baby is already booked for the Today Show.
Ummm, super serial, what the fuck was the noise?!
ok, sorry … i’m in jpeg hell right now
I searched “a for effort” and nothing made sense, but this is my favorite of the things I found:
something something roethlisberger rape joke something baby
RAPIES??
Where is Drew when you need him
haahah oh god i’m right here.
Gabe, my reaction to that video was the same as you, verbatim. So so so many HAs.
If only Frank Lloyd Wrong had been here to teach that baby the danger of Mystery Butt!
Despite my undying poop fetish, even I find mystery butt gross.
So is that baby gonna start for the Pittsburg Steelers?
He will have to wait until he is old enough to rape college girls.
I’m sure this baby could play better than Ben did at the Superbowl. BOOM! YA BURNT ROTHLISBERGER!
I wonder if he thinks each Super Bowl win equals a Get Out Of Jail Free card.
Unfortunately, it kind of does. :-/
“You’ve just won the Super Bowl, now what are you going to do?”
The high fives he gave to the other babies every time he finished breastfeeding should’ve been a warning sign.
One’s a lawman who goes by the book, the other is a crazy wacky cartoon rabbit, and THEY BOTH RAPED THEIR GIRLFRIENDS. (That’s all I was getting out of this: Movie trailers with “raped their girlfriend” at the end. New party game?)
“Greg Steinberg had it all. A great job, lots of friends… until one day (*record scratch*) he RAPED HIS GIRLFRIEND.”
ugh. this is what happens when you rape your image host
I have less sympathy this time. No “A for effort.”
Babies and fratboys just don’t understand the meaning of “No!”
I was going to start campaigning for redefining traditional masculinity in an effort to curb violence against women.
But now I’m too afraid to leave my house lest I be accosted by a swarm of violent baby rapists.
When I am done similarly quivering in non-existent boots, I will join your campaign.
Also, could someone buy me some boots? Manhattan is really wet lately.
Ugh, I could write an entire essay on all the things that are wrong with this commercial, but rather than hijack the thread with a feminist rant, I will simply present you with this JPEG of Daria looking unimpressed:
Just to clarify, that’s also a pic of her impressed, bored, tired, hungry, angry, etc.
Also, LOGO seems to air it periodically. In case anyone wants to set those dvr’s to awesome.
no sarcasmo by the way. i could’ve made a little hipster mermaid baby rape joke. but whatever, we’ve all seen those before.
other than the gotcha twist and all the uncomfortableness of the idea of a baby growing up to be a date-rapist, where did this ad go wrong?
I think those missteps are enough. They have a solid point, but the tone is nonsense, and showing a random baby is insane hilarity, rather than an older child in a situation where traditional, harmful masculinity is being imposed.
I’m with you that these missteps might make the psa inept and maybe basically useless
it seemed like bluestockings might have had bigger philosophical problems, not just tone and un-intentional insane hilarity
a certain tone was set in this thread cause Gabe pretended he didn’t get the point of this psa. nobody anywhere said, ‘awkward babyrapistjokes aside, the point of this ad is actually obvious and it’s a really good message.’
I mean, I think that’s what I think about it.
Direct quote from someone on (the now admittedly awful Gawker):
When my nephew was 3 months old I took him in for a set of his baby shots. After jamming needles into my mostly naked baby nephew’s thighs, who is crying his little heart out, she told him to, “be a man,” while she was cleaning up.
I almost lunged across the table and strangled her.
Shit starts in jean diapers, y’all.
I’m glad you said something. This site is usually hilarious but it’s kind of upsetting that some many people are comfortable making snarky comments about an anti-rape psa. The ad is pretty lame but it does seem like a genuine attempt to convey a message.
There are a lot of digs on the NFL and Roethlisberger, but when someone makes a small effort to address that kind of awfulness and ya’ll use it as an excuse to make jokes about raping babies.
There have to be more deserving targets.
RAPE PREVENTION TIP #16: Always tightly grasp your car keys while walking through a parking lot at night. Because you never know when you’ll need to incapacitate a potential rapist by dangling something shiny in front of their face.
RAPE PREVENTION TIP #17: Forget #16; don’t be out at night. Deal with it.
I say no downvotes for this. Those “safety sheets” are always thinly cloaked missives telling women to not be assertive, and so I declare this “satire”.
Tough. Strong. Aggressive. Powerful.
That could be ANY baby! How are we supposed to protect ourselves? He could be ANYWHERE!
Of all the baby rapist jokes, this is my favorite baby rapist joke.
Of all the failed replies to rajma’s “dangling key” comment above, this is the failiest of all the replies.
It’s cool! My previous comment appreciates replies keeping a safe and respectful distance. (My previous comment has intimacy issues, honestly.)
That’s why I hate babies and love cats. But no, I don’t have like 30 of them. I swear.
Whiny. Weak. Passive. Powerless. And he killed his hooker.
It’s hard to raise babies! Most parents will never hit that sweet spot between girlfriend-raping and hooker-killing.
I’m totally on board with Children of Men blu-ray movie night. When should I come over?…
(P.S. I’m glad I caught this before submitting my comment, but at first I mistakenly typed “Children on Men.” Very inappropriate/yuck typo!)
This kid’s mom is doing soooooo many #humblebrags right now.
It’s exciting to see how Daryl got his start http://www.someecards.com/2010/10/17/headshot-and-rapist-resume-helps-actor-stand-out