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How are videos like this not just their own TV station yet? I’m not joking. I’ve never played a game of World of Warcraft in my life, and for that matter, I’ve never played any videogame that involved multiple-players on-line talking into headphones. I’m more of a Katamari Damacy man, myself. Just a lone prince, Dottie, a rebel prince, wadding everything up into my life. But I would DEFINITELY watch a TV station that was just this all the time. It’s hilarious! Always! “And now, back to Leroy Jenkins.” Ugh, the worst part is that someone probably will eventually make this into a TV network and it will be hugely successful and I won’t see A DIME. That’s the way of the world. The same thing happened when I invented Lunchables. “Why don’t we invent Lunchables and call them Lunchables.” How I rue ever saying that in that room full of lunch executives that definitely existed. Anyway: make it happen, Ari Gold, and send me a check for one million dollars. The best part about our new station? NO OLIVIA MUNN! (Via TheDailyWhatGeek.)
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One time I tried playing the second Katamari Damacy game but the menu screen was so complicated I couldn’t figure out how to start playing so I quit video games forever.
That’s funny because I too hate video games, but I spent a weekend visiting my brother and I found Katamari to be the only video game I could tolerate. ‘Wait , so I just roll around and pick stuff up!?’ My excitement ended once the king evaluated my ball, he’s never satisfied with me! #daddy issues
The King of the Cosmos was a total dick.
Jeremy Mcduggle
“I don’t need to save my cloak mutha fucka”
1986-2011
Teach me how to Duggle
Our “You don’t have any Cloak left, noob” intervention just wasn’t enough.
High level theory crafting, indeed.
Always trying to make Leeroy Jenkins a star.
And for a complete turn around of online multi-player games, Call of Duty. Home of 10 year old redneck, racist, homophobic dicks.
My brother likes to tell a story about how he was playing Call of Duty and one of the kids he was playing against was talking like a hard ass gangsta. “N!gga this, bitch that, fuck you up son, etc. etc.” And then the next thing he hears is the kids dad busting in: “What is going on! There are graham crackers ALL OVER this room! You’re grounded!”
I think that’s a pretty good encapsulation of the CoD Shit Talker Demographic.
I don’t know much about it, but I heard that Jim Kirk was the only one to ever defeat the Katamari Damacy.
I heard he cheated.
This should be Comment of the Week.
Somebody looooves apostrophes.
I do believe that is Na’avi speak
“Summer 2011: Every L’ove St’ory will unfold on it’s own!”
I definitely watched all 3:15 of this instead of getting ready for work, which I am definitely late for.
I so proud of you Nightmare.
What are you talking about, Gabe? I know you’re lying, I was there for your virtual wedding to FurryDelight31 in Second Life, remember?
I thought FurryDelight31′s choice of a black lace instead of the traditional white was a bit tacky though.
(1:23) “You Don’t Have any Cloak left cuz you fucking waste it all the time!”
- TURN YOUR VOLUME UP –
(1:26) “I Don’t Care. Debo Plays for the Crowd Not the Actual win. Just say jokes and shit, scream out stuff.”
We Are Being PLAYED, Son.
THIS IS SOME ILLUMINATI SHIT!
I like it when he gets all quiet … “Okay I got two Banshees, let’s see how I can hustle this.” What a little cutie.
Is Debo Lonnie? Finkle Einhorn.
“HAHAHAHAHA! Nerds. Now let me comment about this anonymously on a blog.” — Me, without a hint of irony, about two minutes ago.
“Why do you waste your downvote like that?”
“CUZ I CAN, MOTHERFUCKER.”
If you can’t cloak Banshees all over the place, then it doesn’t belong IN YO’ FACE, SON!
This is exactly how my friends and I used to talk when we played Risk
IM POKIN YA NEW TURF WIT’ MY ARMY AND SHIT YO
YOU GETTIN MAD??
OH SHIT! ALL 6′s MOTHAFUCKA. YOU ABOUT TO BE FUCKED WITH SOME CANNONS.
KAMCHATKA’S MINE, BITCHES!
Sorry, all I heard was Katamari.
This reminds me of when I worked in Home Depot and the Paint nerds would use slang to discuss the newer Star Wars: “Yo man, mutherfucking Yoda snapped, on the real.” “that’s my N***a, dawg, I’ve been told you he a beast” Etc.
Total nerd moment, but one of those dudes sounds EXACTLY like Mike from Penny Arcade.
Laaaaaaaadies.
I didn’t notice the first time, but you’re totally right.
And just so I understand this video correctly, it’s Debo versus the other guy? I’m basing that on this quote:
“YOU WEREN”T SMART! YOU MOVED YOUR UNITS! NOW I’M GET MO’ KILLS!” -Debo
Yeah Debo was Terran with the Banshees and he was harassing at both of “the other guy’s” bases.
So “the other guy” would move his units to defend one base, and Debo would just fly in the back of his other base and rack up kills.
I <3 Starcraft (2)
“NO OLIVIA MUNN!”
You’re only fooling yourself, Gabe.
As somebody who works in IT, I have something to say here.
As far as i’m concerned, in real life people talking about video games all the time is NOT funny.
People (GEEKS) who spend their lives on starcraft or world of warcraft are NOT funny.
And most of all, working (living 9 hours per day) surrounded by these people is NOT funny AT ALL.
It’s just HELL.
What’s the benefits package like?
Unfortunately, too great for me to leave and start doing something i’m proud of
and the lower level of hell from there? gamestop: its basically the exact same thing except you’re paid minimum wage and arent using or developing any skills and there are A LOT more pissed off and confused middle age women.
I have exactly zero understanding of what was going on in that video.
That game looks like no fun at all.
Gabe, if you had invented Lunchables, you would have invented Lunchables.
I didn’t know Steve Winwood played Starcraft.
Do you guys remember that post about the guy who said “fuck” 80 billion times while playing a videogame? Good times.
The song at the end is the best.
It’s not exactly what Gabe was talking about, but in South Korea where StarCraft is the national sport, there’re two or three designated StarCraft TV channels that just play commentated video of StarCraft matches. Even stranger, you, in America, can pay to see seasons of the South Korean Pre-Season and Seaon matches commentated in English. Even stranger, I know people who pay for it. I mean, if it’s your thing, it’s no stranger than Pay-Per-View sports, but, man that just sounds so boring.
Oh, here you go, Gabe, one of several five hour long StarCraft matches with the same dude.
http://www.livestream.com/deboBeThuggin/video?clipId=pla_3891a060-9486-46fa-b962-7b0636bf9316&utm_source=lslibrary&utm_medium=ui-thumb
You’re welcome.
I came by to post the same thing. I worked in South Korea for a year and my Korean counterparts were either watching this, or porn.. At work.
yall muthafuckaz remember that “i’m juggernaunt bitch” x-men video? hahaha. oh yeah, the chick at the end of the video sounds mad cute.
Here is the Nick Jr. to your StarcraftTV station (metaphors!):
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/4-year-old-girl-narrates-a-game-of-starcraft
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Was that the voice of a girl or a very, very young boy at the end?
On one hand: HELL YEAH! GIRL GAMERS!
On the other: Oh no…that voice belongs to a 12 year old boy…
I’ve never had so many conflicting feelings in my life.
Me too. It’s normal that 12 year old boys don’t contribute anything. But the only contribution of a girl being “Oooh, are all turret players so crafty? *bat lashes* *twist gum string*” is just embarrassing in this day and age. For shame, girl-gamer! For shame!
So long, Dottie.
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Sorry so n00b.
gabe just earned more gamer respect (which is the best kind of respect) for liking ‘katamari damacy’
I am so in love.