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I keep thinking that sign behind her says “Vote not now” and I can’t help but thinking that my subconscious is trying to tell me something in Yoda’s voice.
“I can’t help but thinking?” Apparently my regular conscious is trying to tell me something in an ambiguous eastern european accent.
When “first!” fights back.
your regular conscience is telling you its not spelled conscious
My conscience has to do with what I think is morally right and wrong. It is not concerned with spelling, “Steve Winwood.”
Upon further examination, the sign says “Vow Not Now.” It is a campaign put on my an abstinence-only group.
Yay not treating teenagers as if they have the right to information about safe sex!
She won’t be eligible for 15 years, by which point we’ll be long dead
Thanks 2012
thank mayans!
Making a run for the office is how she got Tripp
I, for one, would like to see America get back to its roots.
She may not rule out a run for office, but I’ve already ruled out voting for her.
What’s wrong with Bristol?! I know that I would want her to be our president.
I REST MY CASE!
You already got lowest voted in Monster’s Ball. What’s your endgame, Nightmare?
I’m like Bristol. I want to start a grassroots movement. I am taking it to the people. WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS COUNTRY BACK!!!!!! Get out of my way, Frank LIBERAL Wrong!
I’m NOT LISTENING!
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Guys, I just don’t even know.
…shove them into WHAT?
Every state of the union address would end with, “Thank you. God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America, n’ stuff.”
Her first speech on the campaign trail will address teenage girls across the nation, saying, “You don’t have to worry about the consequences of premarital sex, for I am suffering for your sins. Now tell all your sex-buddies to vote Bristol, K?”
Shut up Bristol Palin.
Can we put the Palins on a rocket and shoot them off to colonize some other planet? Ideally the sun? What would this cost? You can have all my money ever.
Might work. The Palins know all about the sun, as they can see it clearly from their house.
but how did it get there?
jesus put it there!
I mean, c’mon!
Sarah Palin passed landmark legislation as a part-term governor of Alaska that created a direct line of light from the sun to the earth, providing heat and warmth to literally billions of people.
What are the chances that Americans are going to vote for the offspring of a politician, just because of name recognition? Especially when said offspring has had a choppy past that is not reflective of the “family values” espoused by the party and made an ass of themselves on national TV.
Oh… Right.
gummers start your upvote buttons!
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this is rather silly of me, but i don’t think you can compare george h. w. bush to sarah palin. the man was somewhat intelligent (i have my suspicions that he was actually pro-choice) whereas she is d-u-m-b.
Agreed! A lot of GHWB’s moronicity seemed to be basically a “Git-r-done!” marketing scheme to win the dumb-as-posts vote (also, most of my family’s vote). But Palin and Mini-Palin genuinely seem to have blocks of cheese for brains.
the man knew how to run a campaign(ish). my father is a registered democrat but voted for george h.w. bush because he was a “true conservative” (whatever that means) until bill clinton came along and swayed him with that arkansas swag and saxophone playing. my actual point being, you don’t get to be head of the c.i.a. with cheese for brains!
Oh yikes, I just realized my GHWB comments above are a description of GWB. GHWB didn’t have the git-r-done thing and was yeah, really pretty smart. I wasn’t old enough to vote in 88 but I would have definitely voted for him (only to later switch to Clinton like your dad).
Jeb Bush in 2012? JEB BUSH IN 2012! (see you in Hell, indeed)
Billy Bush in 2012? Billy Bush in 2012
It’s gross. – Billy Bush 2012
I am actually pulling for W’s younger cousin’s 18 year old daughter as the next politician with Bush blood. Trust me.
Forget the presidency. Bristol’s got her eye on that Christian dictator position that’s just opened up.
the next shot clarifies that they meant “of stupid”
I don’t have anything against Bristol Palin. She took advantage of her mom’s ‘celebrity/political’ status and used it to make a buck. That’s good businessmanship.
I’m super excited about her use of her unplanned pregnancy as an argument for abstinence. But other than that, yeah, who cares? People just hate her because her mom’s a bitch and she can’t dance.
Well, also because she’s not honest about how realistic or useful abstinence is as a national sex ed program and because she is basically a mom touring the world saying “My child is a regret I would not wish on anyone. Don’t make the same mistake I made!” Presumably he will never learn to read or watch TV and thereby find out his mom made this her life’s work.
I would prefer to see her go on a national tour saying, “Sex is really fun. Start when you’re 17, that seems like a good time. Don’t use it as a weapon or to build self-esteem, though–just do it because it’s fun, preferably with someone you love. Oh but don’t imagine you’re going to marry the person you love at 17, that is stupid. You’ll see. Also, girls, get on the pill! Boys, always wear condoms! And spoon. The end. Oh and PS, cap the number of partners you have per year at like 4 or 5, max. Anything past that you might have a compulsive disorder and you’re not really getting to know the person, which is really kind of the main point. But, yeah, it’s fun, so go for it, kids! And as a nice side effect, school shootings will decline.” Why not say that, BRISTOL?
I agree with all of this (except the 4 or 5 max part because everyone’s sexuality is different for everyone and yadda yadda), but can I relay a quick non-sequitur on the “sex as a weapon” thing?
I got married five months ago and apparently no one knew about our registry. As a result, we got a lot of strange gifts that reflected the personalities of the giver. So my childhood next-door neighbors gave us a booklet about how we should conduct our marriage based on Biblical text. A good seventy-five percent of the chapter on sex was reserved for a passage entitled “Don’t Use Sex As a Weapon”. It contained scores of passages from the Bible referring to women who are manipulative in the sack. It became immediately clear that the author had a deep hatred and distrust for a past or present partner. We still occasionally read passages at parties.
They also gave us a large cast-iron cross draped with a crown of razor-sharp thorns that would be ideal in the event of a zombie apocalypse. All of this is true.
I forgot to mention that there were six chapters in the book. So 75% of…
That is excellent, thank you, and allow me to add that I’m not firm on the 4-5 max thing.
Cramazing.
These guys knows what she’s talking about:
2012! Let’s do it! Ancient Mayans knew it was meant to be!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Seeing this PALIN/PALIN sign is just painful.
i think you mean “palinful”!
eh?
There’s only one Palin I’d vote for and he’s not either of these two
That would be something completely different, and I approve.
This is one of my favorite sketches of theirs. So, thank you, Frank Lloyd Wrong.
These campaigns just start earlier and earlier each cycle. We just had the 2010 elections 3 months ago and you’re already thinking of 2028?
Dear Fox, at that age I’m guessing she won’t rule out whether she will be eating pizza tonight instead of a salad so maybe relax with the whole Presidency thing?
In related news, Chet Hanks won’t rule out winning an Academy Award.
Best comment of the day.
Aw, that made me feel nice, especially coming from such an adowable widdle puppy. Yes, you are!
I’m pretty sure Bristol could at least name a supreme court member or a magazine when asked in an interview.
Of course, her answers would be “Diana Ross” and “Teen Vogue,” but it’s a start.
She doesn’t know who Diana Ross is. Her answer would be “Pizza.” As in Supreme Pizza.
“Bristol Won’t Rule Out Run At Office”
-Neither will Trig.