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Oh hey, Valentine’s Day is next Monday. Great! The most wonderful day of the year! Just kidding. Although, it’s a perfectly fine day. Honestly, the only thing more obnoxious than people who go way overboard for Valentine’s Day is people who get so mad about it. We’re all adults here, let’s act like it. If you have someone to go to a nice dinner with, do that. If you don’t, watch a movie or something. The end. We all get to move forward with our lives! Besides, take it from me, no one is attracted to COMPLAINERS. That being said, I think we can all get something out of this year’s celebration by playing this stupid game and having some fun with it, you know? Lighten up! You’re fine! The name of the game is RomHorrorComs, which is almost self-explanatory, but not quite. Basically, make the name of a romantic comedy scary, or make the name of a horror movie more romantic. For examples:
- Lifeless in Seattle
- Date Night of the Living Dead
- Four Funerals and a Wedding
- When Scary Met Sally
- Must Love Saws
- Nightmarry on Elm Street
Love means never having to say I’m WINNING!
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The Hack-Up Artist
Brain Man
Zombieland of Women
The Disposal
About last night..I killed some people
Cabin Fever Pitch.
When Harry Killed Sally
Carrie and the Hendersons
Cmon guys, you know that Harry and the Hendersons is the quintessential romantic comedy….
buffalo bill ’66
I’d fuck me
ooh ooh
Shaun of the Dead
am I doing it right?
LAST!
Hackers
Scythe and the City
Nightmare on Thelm(a and Louise) St.
Creep, Flay, Blood
Say Anything…Oh Wait, You Can’t, Because I Sautéed Your Vocal Cords
27 Dresses for Buffalo Bill
Love Happens (to be Useless Against Chainsaws)
Night of the Living Single (I know, I know, sit com not rom com)
Sex and the City of the Dead
Murder of a Shopaholic
Nick and Norah’s Infinite Murderlist
Miss Congenital Disposition to Murder
Never Been Kiss of Death’d
Letters from Iwo Screama!
Not doing this right!
Bridget Bone’s Diary
Wedding Slashers
Slayed in Manhattan
BACK ON TRACK!
The Deading Planner
What Women Haunt
P.S. I Killed You
Beverly Kills Chihuahua
West Side Gore-y
No Limbs Attached
No Country for Young Love
When Knifey Met Stabby
Spouse of the Devil
When Carrie met Sally
That The Thing You Do
Sixteen Cannibals
notting KILL
aw. plagiarist.
I Know What You Did Last 500 Days of Summer
I Hate My Bloody Valentine’s Day
God damn this game I am supposed to be working
Scream Anything
Flay anything.
Alone in the Dark
When Boa Met Python
shaking spears in lovers.
rape and leopold
Iron Maiden In Manhattan
The Science of Splice
Bridgette Jone’s Machete
50 First Cuts
Something’s Gotta Die
My Bloody Valentine’s Day
Unmade in Manhattan
The Ghost of Girlfriends Past
Annie Mauled
My Best Friends Beheading
Or “My Best Friend’s Beheading” if you want to be a Steve Winwood about it.
Plagiarist!
I really should read everyone else’s more carefully.
Last Lake House on the Left
Knocked Up and Down The Basement Stairs
Ghost Town
Stash Her Body in a Wall-E
Twister
Punch-Punch Love
You’ve Got Malaria
Four Weddings And A Decapitation
The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
Eat Prey, Love
An Affair To Dismember
About Last Night Of The Living Dead
Runaway Brides Of Dracula
Bridget Jones’s Diary Of A Madman
The Cabinet Of Doctor Zhivago
The Creature From The Blue Lagoon
It Happened One Night Of The Demon
Sex And The City Of The Dead
Beauty And The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms
Raising Hell Inn
“The Ring”