HOW’D IT GET MADE? HOW’D IT GET MADE HOW’D IT GET MADE?! Get it? Nicolas Cage. It’s a Nicolas Cage joke. Because he was in the…Oh, never mind.
And the Videogum Nudity Parade marches on!
And to think, I almost didn’t finish watching the trailer.
Good things (?) come to those who wait.
Good things (?) is right.
Looking forward to The Landlord’s Daughter (Shep Pettibone Remix)
Still holding out for The Room 2: Even Roomier
They just made that one. It’s called ‘The Roomate’.
The Room 2: Tearing Me Aparter.
This looks more like a remake of Country Strong.
(I have not seen Country Strong.)
(I have not seen The Wicker Man.)
(I will not see The Wicker Tree.)
A remake of Country Strong mixed with The Wicker Man set in Never Let Me Go?
Once again, great job with the site’s new direction!
That’s one fewer Southern Christian’s evangelical yapping to have to tune out! So, ultimate gain?
I watched this without any sound, and at first I was all like, oh man, horror film, okay, then it was all like ‘Wicker Man director’, and I was all like, ahhhh, I hope they mean the one with the cult leader who looks like Wayne Coyne, and not the one with the bees, and then there were horses and a guy grabbing his crotch? And I was like okay, maybe this is a quirky comedy? And then bondage? And a guy screaming at the sun? Whatever. I really hope this guy directed the Wicker Man with the who looks like Wayne Coyne in it.
There should be another “guy” in there. Cupcakes for whoever can figure out where it should go.
Wayne Coyne is basically a cult leader, a super awesome cult leader
His Twitter reads like one man’s lonely journey to label everything in the world “psychedelic” or “a bummer”. No shades of gray for Wayne Coyne.
The religious fanatics in this trailer look like the type of P.A.G.A.N. cult that only Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd can stop with the funky fresh street rap.
Oh, you are so my hero right now.
You know what? I totally want to see this, based on the weirdness of the original WM.
Remember when Bitt Eckland was humping The Equalizer through a wall?
(RIP, Independent Video Stores with Relaxed Attitudes Toward Renting R Rated Movies to Kids in Junior High)
RIP little video stores, but long live netflix instant watch and itunes for renting any movie with any amount of wall humping to anybody smart enough to click ‘I’m over 18″
I guess long live really easy access to free internet porn while we’re at it.
Looks like someone slipped in a scene from “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.”
“Did I win first prize?! DID I WIN FIRST PRIZE???”
I’m disappointed. I expected to find something in the comments to help me understand just what exactly that was that I just watched. But no. I guess I’ll check back later. (Whatever kind of thing it was, I’m pretty sure it was the worst of its kind of thing?)
I’m going to hijack this post for a second…
Anybody else having trouble focusing today?
I don’t know what to do with myself.
Tomorrow there will be NO MORE FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS you guys!
oops…sorry for the GIANT representations of my extreme sadness.
Are you talking about FNL on the DirecTV channel? Season 5? I haven’t seen it yet, so I won’t be feeling it until they re-air them on nbc.
I am…and while today I consider you very unlucky for not having seen season 5. Tomorrow I will consider you the luckiest person alive (give or take) because you’ll still have a whole season of FNL to look forward to.
Ugh, I’m already sad and it doesn’t even air until later.
I’m hoping there’s some sorta in depth discussion on this tomorrow.
There WILL be some sorta in depth discussion on this tomorrow. But it will be at AV Club. Hope you get firsties!
Does the Wicker Tree grow in Wicker Park? Because I think we can all do with more Postal Service covers of Phil Collins songs.
Haha, “burning soon…”
“If anything, this trailer makes a little TOO much sense.”
Speaking of trailers, can we talk about this: http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/madeasbighappyfamily/
and also, WHY? and of course, WHAT?!?!?
“where ever you go, stupid got there first”…. indeed. that’s 2 mins of my life i’ll never get back
I know Dr. Dre secretly owns Burning Man, so thats something
the TREES they’re in my EYES!!!!!!
“Get it? Nicolas Cage. It’s a Nicolas Cage joke. Because he was in the…Oh, never mind.”
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