HOW’D IT GET MADE? HOW’D IT GET MADE HOW’D IT GET MADE?! Get it? Nicolas Cage. It’s a Nicolas Cage joke. Because he was in the…Oh, never mind.

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  1. And the Videogum Nudity Parade marches on!

  2. Looking forward to The Landlord’s Daughter (Shep Pettibone Remix)

  3. Still holding out for The Room 2: Even Roomier

  4. This looks more like a remake of Country Strong.

    (I have not seen Country Strong.)
    (I have not seen The Wicker Man.)

  5. Once again, great job with the site’s new direction!

  6. That’s one fewer Southern Christian’s evangelical yapping to have to tune out! So, ultimate gain?

  7. I watched this without any sound, and at first I was all like, oh man, horror film, okay, then it was all like ‘Wicker Man director’, and I was all like, ahhhh, I hope they mean the one with the cult leader who looks like Wayne Coyne, and not the one with the bees, and then there were horses and a guy grabbing his crotch? And I was like okay, maybe this is a quirky comedy? And then bondage? And a guy screaming at the sun? Whatever. I really hope this guy directed the Wicker Man with the who looks like Wayne Coyne in it.

  8. The religious fanatics in this trailer look like the type of P.A.G.A.N. cult that only Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd can stop with the funky fresh street rap.

  9. You know what? I totally want to see this, based on the weirdness of the original WM.
    Remember when Bitt Eckland was humping The Equalizer through a wall?
    (RIP, Independent Video Stores with Relaxed Attitudes Toward Renting R Rated Movies to Kids in Junior High)

    • RIP little video stores, but long live netflix instant watch and itunes for renting any movie with any amount of wall humping to anybody smart enough to click ‘I’m over 18″

      I guess long live really easy access to free internet porn while we’re at it.


  10. Looks like someone slipped in a scene from “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.”

  11. I’m disappointed. I expected to find something in the comments to help me understand just what exactly that was that I just watched. But no. I guess I’ll check back later. (Whatever kind of thing it was, I’m pretty sure it was the worst of its kind of thing?)

  12. I’m going to hijack this post for a second…
    Anybody else having trouble focusing today?

    I don’t know what to do with myself.

    Tomorrow there will be NO MORE FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS you guys!

  13. Does the Wicker Tree grow in Wicker Park? Because I think we can all do with more Postal Service covers of Phil Collins songs.

  14. Haha, “burning soon…”

  15. “If anything, this trailer makes a little TOO much sense.”
    -everyone

  16. Speaking of trailers, can we talk about this: http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/madeasbighappyfamily/

    and also, WHY? and of course, WHAT?!?!?

    Sincerly,
    Confused

  17. I know Dr. Dre secretly owns Burning Man, so thats something

  18. the TREES they’re in my EYES!!!!!!
    “Get it? Nicolas Cage. It’s a Nicolas Cage joke. Because he was in the…Oh, never mind.”

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