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Hey, no offense, and, like, I’m sure your boyfriend has a lot of great qualities that I don’t know about, those little things that attracted you to him in the first place and that are what you’re talking about when you tell people that they just don’t know what he’s like when the two of you are alone together, but, seriously, your boyfriend’s kind of an idiot and I think you can do better. I’M YOUR FRIEND, WE CAN BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER LIKE THIS. (Thanks for the tip, Shoogyboomz.)
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In retrospect, Michael’s no-paranoia strain of marijuana kinda backfire.
Northern Lights, and its Michelson
“He now faces several charges including possession and illegal cultivation”
War on drugs, guys. Just the coolest war.
I sense some sarcasm, That One, and I must contend that what The War on Drugs lacks in ‘coolness’, it certainly makes up for in its positive effect on the community. The Wire taught me that.
http://newsjunkiepost.com/2011/02/06/the-disastrous-legacy-of-ronald-reagan-in-charts/
Guys remember when you have a question like this Bing it. Bing isn’t a narc. Bing is your friend.
This is not an advertisement, nope, not getting anything out of it
Did you lure BING away? BUZZMedia is mad!
Looks like my boyfriend is almost as dumb as everyone who thought that VW commercial was adorable.
They were saying “abhorrent” but they all had a cold, maybe?
No, I’m one of the dumb ones. I thought it was super charming until That One repeatedly explained to me that it was a car commercial.
It was a car commercial.
A what now?
Yes It’s a car commercial. A car commercial that effectively conveyed a feeling that the advertisers wanted customers to associate with the car. It was charming and adorable. A charming and adorable car commercial.
Four and a half stars.
I only watched the Super Bowl to see the Black Eyed Peas and Slash!!!!!!
I assume that you mean a fanfiction about Rothlisberger getting his comeuppance in the locker room after the game.
Authorities first suspected illegal behavior when they realized he was a Conn. man.
Instead of calling 9-1-1, he shoulda called 4-2-0, amirite?
I’m wrong? Crap.
I’m not understanding why dialing the telephone exchange of Soldotna, AK, Suitland, MD or Oak Hill, OK would help him out in any way.
FLW, in a coincidence to end all coincidences, I actually grew up in Soldotna, Alaska (147 miles south of Anchorage, pop. 3,700), and our exchange was 9-0-7.
Well at least he will get a complete answer to his question.
Funny, I called 9-1-1 with a question about the hydrangeas I was having trouble with, but the operator was very rude to me and no officers even came out to help! I wish law enforcement was this considerate in my area.
“Nope. I’m not shitting you.”
It’s really not his fault. He called 411 before this to ask how much trouble he could get in if he called 911 to ask how much trouble he could get in for growing pot. He assumed “No such listing” meant he was in the clear.
Reminds me of this little jewel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOejUGb5QDU#t=3m00s
Is it sad it kinda makes me feel better that even in a posh Connecticut suburb there are absolute butt-brains?
As someone who’s originally from CT, let me just say; there be butt-brains aplenty.
Here, here! I’m from CT too, so I’m always on the hunt for stories that prove CT isn’t only full of rich assholes — we’ve got stupid assholes too! Breaking down stereotypes!
For instance, did anyone hear about the guy who stabbed a bunch of people to death at a party after some chick made fun of him for farting? He was from Bristol. http://gothamist.com/2011/01/19/man_stabbed_4_killing_1_after_being.php
“AURRGH, you can never do ANYTHING right!”
– Robert Michelson, to Robert Michelson
His excuse?: “I was just holding it for a friend.”
Lay off! This action was no more “right” or “wrong” than the time I called the local PTA hot line to ask for area supermarkets that sell sudafed in bulk. Well maybe a little bit more wrong, in that the cops did not come by my place.
This is so disappointing. We were gonna get married on April 20th, but now we’ll have to put it off.
His excuse?: “But….. I was just holdin’ it for a friend?”
Gah! That’s way too much Sheen! Sorry friends.
“Put it in a briefcase!” (winks)
“Hi. I’ve brutally killed my entire family because my pet parakeet, Chipper, told me that it would stop Satan from speaking to me through the TV. I have a question. I’ve stuffed their dismembered corpses in 30-gallon Hefty Force Flex bags and I want to know what kind of fine I would be looking at for dumping them into the reservoir?”
http://www.gifbin.com/982640
Let me help you with that kdtrox:
For future reference, my friend Daniel Plainview:
I’ve found certain .png files work too!
thanks for the help Frank Lloyd Wrong!!
i will NOT drink your milkshake… it’s all yours!
Which reminds me
Yes
True story: In my high school a kid went to the principal with a complaint that another kid had stolen $40 from him. It turns out, after a brief investigation, that the $40 he was referring to was, in fact, $40 worth of weed. This same kid also smuggled a joint into school in a ballpoint pen. The only problem was that it was a clear pen. He is now a congressman.
That’s your congressman
His name? John “Bluto” Blutarsky.
Does his name rhyme with ‘Rand Paul’?
His name? John “Bluto” Blutarsky.
His name? Donna Darko Blutarsky
Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon… Manny Mota… Mota… Mota…
Gah!
It seems that, given my location, and stereotypes of said location, I should have a joke here, but I really don’t. Sorry folks.
You misspelled “toke.”
#onejokeovertheline
He may be as dumb as a rock, but he is very honest, and that is why he is my boyfriend.
Cheech and DING DONG!
Gabe, if you think I can do better, why haven’t you accepted my friend request yet? I think we could have something magical here.
Hey guise