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Guys, I’m sorry that posting got light this afternoon, but I had to go to the eye doctor because I’m a human being, and human beings, as they age, their bodies change, ask your teacher, but anyway, I did that, and then I got home and had to take my dog for a walk because she hadn’t been on a walk in a long time, and then after I took the dog for a walk I had a personal issue that is absolutely none of your business that needed some attending to, but so basically I’m so sorry for what I’m sure has been a deep level of emotional distress over the fact that there hasn’t been a new post up on Videogum for, what, TWO WHOLE HOURS, like a real Greek Tragedy over here, but I just wanted to explain what was going on even though to be honest, again, going back to the adult thing, I don’t actually owe you any explanation, I mean, come on, but I gave you one nonetheless because that’s what our relationship is like Charlie Sheen released a statement!
“I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people. I want to say ‘thank-you’ to my fellow cast members, the crew of Two and a Half Men, and everyone at CBS and Warner Bros., especially Les Moonves and Bruce Rosenblum for their concern and support. And to my fans, your good wishes have touched me very much. Like Errol Flynn, who had to put down his sword on occasion, I just want to say, ‘thank-you.’”
You’re welcome Charlie She–hahah look at that dog! It’s so warm!
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You know what? Everyone always picks the latter option, but nuh uh, not this time.
LET’S GO CHARLIE SHEEN.
Nightmare would and did hit that
Hahah, that’s her boyfriend.
By the by, how smoking was Jeannie Bueller back in the day?
You guys, what can I say?! IT WAS THE 80s! Everybody was doing crazy shit! I mean, C’MON!
Wow, how’d they give Charlie that realistic drug addict pallor??
Golf clap? Golf clap.
This isn’t the South Pole
They are warmed by luvs.
All the good wishes in the world won’t touch him like that harem of pornies he’s been dragging around, I’m sure.
Baby Friday wanted me to tell you that she plans to steal that dog.
Thank you for the update, but Roscoe (a/k/a Dog Lloyd Wrong) has already been fully briefed on the Baby Friday situation.
You can’t be too careful.
“There is this woman who looks like Joy from My Name Is Earl. Now if you ever see her, you run like hell, little buddy! YOU RUN!”
Oh Roscoe!!! This is my puppy and he is ready for a fiesta on the beach!:
Thedogburrows is smiling because it ain’t even cold in San Francisco.
DOGBURROWS!
Why should we have to choose?
I feel that this dog is equally fitting.
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“Where’s the door? Oh, over there? I’ll see myself out, don’t worry.”
“I have a lot of work to do to be able *SNOOOOOOOOORT* to return the support I have received from so many people.*CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP* I want to say ‘thank-you’ to my fellow cast members, *SNOOOOOORT* the crew of Two and a Half Men, and everyone at CBS *SNOOOOOOORT* and Warner Bros., especially Les Moonves *CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP* and Bruce Rosenblum for their concern*SNOOOOOOORT* and support. And to my fans, your good wishes have touched me very much. Like Errol Flynn, *SNOOOOORT*who had to put down his sword on occasion, I just want to say, ‘thank-you.’ ”*rubs finger on teeth and gums*
Huh? What the heck is Charlie Sheen talking about? Why is he apologizing? I’ve been so busy following the two wars that are in an endless state of sorrow, as well as the burning to the ground of Egypt to care anything abut his bullshit.
“Ummmmm…. fuck you?”
sooooo…. that was a picture of Errol Flynn? It was there a minute ago.
how can charlie sheen even try to compare himself to errol flynn? sorry, charlie… addictions are where the similarities end.
And so it begins….
This picture is the reason I entered the crazy, wonderful world of dachshund parenthood. Seriously, I saw it, was like “Yes, please,” found a breeder, and never turned back. This picture was, in essence, the birth of Chaka Khan.
Ok, I am being a total Doxie Mom right now, but I have to post a pic of one of my puppies AGAIN. But it’s ok, b/c she is super cute and you won’t be disappointed….
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Alright monsters, let’s calm down. I was only kidding. Monsters’ puppies deserve a big:
(I wish I were this cat)
(Clean)
This isn’t really germane, but this may already be the gif of 2011.
Well, this is the greatest thing ever.
This is my cat Jingo seeking warmth from my laptop. He takes offense to me using it.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/56361284@N04/5414523392/
Well thats great. Sorry jingo
Charlie Sheen’s professional apology writer will one day be known as one of the most prolific writers of our generation.
Hang on — “I had a personal issue that is absolutely none of your business that needed some attending to” — Gabe is in rehab???
Actually, um, remember how he was getting “too comfortable” watching the moistmaker…?
Upvote for John Dark
Wait, warm cat or cat in heat?
Celebrities really are just like us.
I just googled sweaty animals on my work computer, this might be hard to explain to my boss.
I think something that didn’t get mentioned much today, but should have been mentioned more was the fact that yesterday, “The White Stripes” broke up. I guess I did see this coming, as they haven’t played together in four years and Jack White has been busy with other projects. It still hurts, though. The White Stripes meant so much to me as a kid, and it feels a bit like the end of an era. I remember when I was six, seeing the video for “Seven Nation Army” and “The Hardest Button to Button” on MuchMusic and it really opened my eyes towards indie rock. The White Stripes (for me) opened the floodgates for an underground world of music populated by such acts as Pavement, Modest Mouse and a (at the time) young upstart band from Montreal called The Arcade Fire. I do feel fortunate to have seen them in concert in Calgary on their last tour. And that they never made a bad album. I’m sorry for getting al seriousgum and stereogum here, I just needed to get this out of my system, I feel how I imagine a lot of you felt when Pavement broke up.
R.I.P. White Stripes
1997-2011
I remember the first time I heard “Fell In Love With A Girl.” I was in a record store (“What’s a record store, Grampa?”) and it came over the P.A. It sounded like a classic that I had somehow never heard, and I had to buttonhole a clerk to find out what it was. True (and fascinating!) story.
Music videos on MuchMusic? Now I KNOW you’re just making this up, grand pa!
I know how you feel. I still remember the day when the nice fellow at the local record shop told me that Benny Goodman wasn’t making music anymore. Oh, I tell you, I would play those 45s until they darn near stopped working. Shame, they don’t make ‘em like that anymore. It all sounds like noise now.
Well I refuse to buy any more wax cylinders until that Jenny Lind makes a come back. Oh she’s a beauty! Today’s Ke$has aren’t fit to lick her Lady Gaga.
Now, where’s my meerschaum pipe? I always smoke my meerschaum while I scrimshaw.
“I remember when I was six, seeing the video for “Seven Nation Army” and “The Hardest Button to Button” on MuchMusic and it really opened my eyes towards indie rock.”
Ok, off to go check into the old folks home
Welcome! There’s an I-graduated-high-school-in-the-previous-millennium party tomorrow! We’re going to sit around feeling the cold in our creaking joints.
I like to listen to Hotel Yorba and have applesauce before my nap.
I remember seeing the White Stripes back when Meg could barely play the drums.
I never saw The White Stripes in concert, but I did run into Meg twice at random bars in L.A. The first time she was wearing a turquoise dress that hugged her every curve and I totally popped a lady boner. Sorry to get all Steve Winwood on here, but Meg White is pretty.
I think the sword is his penis.
I’m gonna keep this thread PG by refraining from posting or saying anything.
Gabe, this one is for you. I think I speak for all Monsters when I say:
“Errol Flynn … had to put down his sword on occasion …” That’s What Sheen Said
That pic is *literally* the cat’s pajamas.
Full disclosure, thats my 6 month old dog, dawg.
i’m sorry, but i’ve never seen your avatar before until just now.. and i just laughed coke zero into my sinuses.
How ’bout a Warm PARTY Animal?
How come no one has posted an eye chart yet to mock Gabe’s eyes? You’d think we’d have done that by now…
Probably because we don’t know all the details. It could be serious. Hope it’s not! Gabe, I hope it was all standard issue eyeball stuff! Get well soon!
Dana Carvey is hosting SNL with musical guest Linkin Park. Did we get blasted back to 1993 and 1999 respectively?
This is how I like my Sheen: classic and goateed.
All for one, one for rehab.
A million billion upvotes for this. I love that movie so much.
why is Gabe so grouchy lately?
It’s his girl pussy.
Hmm…had to go to the eye doctor AND there’s a “personal” issue upon which he doesn’t want to elaborate. Clearly, Gabe’s eye is pregnant.
Did anyone get the part where he said “put down his sword on occasion”? Is that a euphemism for something like…snort cocaine off a hookers back?
Meet Lacie. She loves flannel…and the ladies.