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If Obama is too thin, then I think we can all agree that that is definitive proof he wasn’t born in America.
Either that or the “aboot”
Holy crap. The fat-guy breathing in this is one of the most disgusting sounds I’ve ever heard.
“I NEED TO SIT DOOOOOOWWWWNNNN” is the new “Redrum”.
I stopped watching at Comic Sans.
I watched the whole thing. I cannot unsee it.
(But “exercise in a suit” is good advice.)
His closing pitch needs a little more oomph.
and in the background:
That’s a magazine that takes chances.
Your president is so thin, he ran for office and didn’t even get winded!
Your president so thin, they told him it was chilly outside, he thanked them and put on a coat.
Your president is so thin, now there’s no separation between the Legislative and the Judicial!
Your president is so thin, when he works around the house, he really does a lot of yardwork, which is good exercise and good for his heart!
Your president is so thin, when he jumped up in the air, he executed a fine layup and landed safely, running back to play defense.
Your president is so thin, when he pulls on his BVDs, it spells “BD”
Yo president so thin, he fits really nicely on a penny
Your president is so thin, he didn’t propose a bill, he proposed a belt.
Your president is so thin, the executive branch is now referred to as the executive twig.
Yo president is so thin he broke his leg… and lots and lots of blood poured out. I’m worried about the president’s hemophilia, you guys.
Some even got on the mayor!
( http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05202004 )
Your president is so thin, Africa sent food back.
Your president is so thin, he got his new jacket off of a book.
Your president is so thin, when the Tea Party protesters made a poster of his face they could only fit “ITLER” on his forehead.
Your president is so thin, Glen Beck used him as rhetoric.
Your president is so thin, he could be the hyphen in the Hawley-Smoot tariff act.
Your president is so thin, here’s the new Air Force One.
Your president is so thin, we replaced the Supreme Court with a Supreme Crunchwrap.
Leave it to the Canadians to tackle the hard-hitting issues!
Well of course he’s too thin since he can’t possibly walk to the refrigerator because there’s a dirty plate on the floor blocking his way.
It all makes sense now…
I have heard people use a lot of adjectives, many of them negative, about Obama, none of them were thin
Did any of them slant-rhyme with “thinner?”
don’t watch this without sound: you’ll think it’s weird.
don’t watch this with sound: you’ll think it’s weird.
yeesh. is this the same guy who animates those driver’s training videos?
Another thinly veiled attack on the last great president, William Howard Taft.
The Taft Monument is hard to get to, but it’s amazing.
Who’s the 27th President
That’s a sex machine with all the residents?
(You’re damn right.)
Who defended the Payne-Aldrich Act
And had a cow named Pauline in the White House?
THAT DOESN’T RHYME, BUT I THINK IT’S TAFT AGAIN!
(Can you dig it?)
Who served as Chief Justice on the Supreme Court after he was President?
REALLY? THAT’S WEIRD. WHAT ARE YOUR SOURCES?
(Wikipedia and books)
THEY SAY THAT WIKIPEDIA IS A BAD MOTHER–
(Shut your mouth)
I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT TAFT.
(Then we can dig it.)
I love this.
This wins my Monster’s Ball, as it were.
The quality of Oliver Stone’s films have really fallen off.
Ehh. After watching Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, I would say this is a marked improvement.
You can never too CGI or too thin.
I think the headline got screwed up. I think it was supposed to read Is the President’s Bike Too Normal?
This guy must be wendyvainity’s mentor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcttmEle1Wo
As you can see here in Canada we blatantly disregard road rules, especially on government property.
I was mostly weirded out by Obama’s hair, which he seemed to have grown out and then straightened for this interview.
I appreciate hard-hitting fake journalism.
“It’s recently come to our attention, according to some Internet video, that the President might be toothin’, which confirms our theory that the President is, in fact, a baby.” – Fox News
I will only work out on a treadmill in a blue suede suit from now on.
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