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Bet these guys pull off some of the funniest tom pranks in the biz forest.
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Of course this exists. I mean, why wouldn’t it?
All the Tom Hanks birds are always swapping other birds’ eggs out of nests for their own. Raise my baby birds, birds! Hilarious!
Who knew that Dr. Moreau was such a Forrest Gump fan?
Nice work, House Resolution 5910.
(SARCASM)
Had to Google that to get it. TOTALLY worth it.
Pie is good.
My momma always said, life is like an open plain. You never know when you’re gonna get eaten by a lion who also has your face.
Everything the light touches is peas and carrots again.
At one point a Tom Hanks Deer knew a Tom Hanks Bear was about to lumber into a small clearing in the forest, so he got all the Tom Hanks animals to start rubbing their backs up against trees. Even the Tom Hanks Owl was doing it. The Tom Hanks Bear laughed and laughed. Hilarious!
The Cast Away sequel is looking very Dr. Doolittle
That Tom Hanks Eagle could use some TruckNutz
Getting excited for the Manimal reboot.
For the 1980′s monsters: A Tom Hanks head stuffed and mounted on my wall would really compliment the Peter Scolari skin rug I have in my den.
For the 1990′s monsters: A Tom Hanks head stuffed and mounted on my wall would really compliment the Tim Allen skin rug I have in my den.
For the 2000′s monsters: A Tom Hanks head stuffed and mounted on my wall would really compliment the Julia Roberts skin rug I have in my den.
“sniffle” – unpurchased Meg Ryan skin rug, lying in the discount bin at Pier One
“sniffle” – unpurchased Wendie Jo Sperber skin rug, lying in the discount bin at TJ Maxx
*sniffle* – unpurchased Daryl Hannah rug, lying in a trash bin outside of Arby’s
This is disturbing. I am officially speechless. . . . In Seattle.
It’s a bit scaly for a rug, but her lower half would make nice shoes.
Well, I guess now we know where he got all that mohair from in the first place.
One time when I was working as a PA for “The Terminal”, Tom Hanks found out that I was driving a blue, 1985 Ford Fiesta, so he made everybody at the studio move their cars from my parking lot, and filled it with blue, 1985 Ford Fiestas. Catherine Zeta-Jones sent me to pick up a particular kind of cupcake that she wanted, and they sneakily followed me out to see. They laughed and laughed when I couldn’t find my car. I was fired for taking too long to get the cupcake, but it was probably worth it.
BNPG Tom Hanks Animal Movies
Catch Meerkat If You Can
Sheepless In Seattle
Cats Away
Turtle & Hooch
Turner and Pooch.
But Hooch IS a pooch!
The Monkey Pit
I gleefully look forward to the day I can purchase a ticket to see a movie called The Monkey Pit.
You’ve Got Snail
A Swallow 13
The DaFinch-i Code
Road to Birdition
The Manta Ray with One Red Panda
Polar Bear Express
Koi Story
The Ladykiller Whales
Angels and Dachsunds.
Charlie Tuna’s War
Charlie Wilson’s Albacore?
Charlie Wilson’s Boar
He Knows You’re A Lion.
You’ve Got Tail
Dragonet
The Green Crocodile
Foaladelphia
Joe vs. the Volcanmole
Anglers and Demonfish
Saving Private Lion
Am I doing it right?
(or give it to Bonnie)
Tom Hanksdog has disowned one of his puppies who has insisted on starting a rap career.