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It’s so crazy how this guy does an amazing Michael Jackson impersonation but he’s just some stupid cab driver! Can you even believe it? When he first started singing I was like “oh here we go, this is going to be so stupid, look at his hat!” but then his voice was, like, really good at being someone else’s voice, and now I am going to cast him in a movie! Does anyone know, just in case, if he’s homeless or has ever been homeless? Asking for a marketing department. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
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Holy Shit! That’s awesome! A cab driver, you say?
Well, there is a job opening for the King of Pop, now.
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All Brazilians are child molesters.
(let the race begin)
To be fair, have you SEEN Brazilian children? You would be too!
(Gross, am I winning?)
I certainly hope so.
Wait! He’s singing phonetically! Learn how to speak English, you bum!
I thought all Brazilians were Nazi’s or Nazi sympathizers.
They sure smell like Nazis!
Whoa whoa whoa. This is getting out of hand and feelings might get hurt.
Everyone needs to prove they have pictures in their wallets of Nazis, Michael Jackson, Brazilians and child molesters before we can continue.
Whoa whoa whoa. This is getting out of hand and feelings might get hurt.
Everyone needs to prove they have pictures of Nazis, Michael Jackson, Brazilians and child molesters before we can continue.
Everyone ignore that repeat comment where I forgot to include the phrase “in their wallets.”
Thriller was only OK.
What part of Mexico is Brazil in anyway?
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I just keep hearing that lone tympani, “bowowowowowow…” over and over and over again.
To be fare, Jacko’s voice can drive people crazy.
It’s good that he already has a job that involves transportation. That way, when the fame makes him go a little to heavy on the cachaca, he can drive himself to rehab.
That was the worst Travis Bickle impression I’ve ever seen.
Billie Jean não é minha amante
As pessoas sempre me disseram para ter cuidado com o que fazer
Durante quarenta dias e quarenta noites
Mas quem resiste quando ela está na demanda
Então, aceite meu grande conselho, lembre-se de sempre pensar duas vezes
Cuidado com o que você faz Porque a mentira se torna verdade
I think this roughly translates to, “I would like some açai juice, please”
That’s nothing. My dog is putting the finishing touches on an album of Caetano Veloso covers.
My question is, how did they figure this out? (I’m not saying it’s impossible–I once discovered that a cab driver was a huge Rod Stewart fan and then “Reason to Believe” came on the radio and we all sang out hearts out, so it can happen.) Does he have snapshots posted on his dashboard of him as an MJ impersonator? Is he known around town as the cab driver who sings Michael Jackson for tips? I must know.
If he’s like any of the Brazilian cabbies I’ve ever come across, you have plenty of time to get to know him as he takes the “touristic” route.
With Godsauce’s permission, I would like to redeem my birthday fawning that I couldn’t get yesterday, especially in respect to this comment. Krugmanic’s reply was much funnier, but I doubt his birthday was yesterday so I would like his residual upvotes. Please and thank you (birthday gifs also accepted).
“Holy shit!… I mean, HE HEEEEE!!” – The Ghost of Jacko
its actually “TEEE heeeeeeee”
Decent, hard working American hobos: “They taking our jobs!”
Don’t quit your night job.
cash cab is jumping the shark hard
Obligatory gif anytime cash cab is mentioned:
I want in on the ground floor of this “Invisible Microphone/Voice Modulator” the cabbie seems to have invented
What happened? All the replies disappeared!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Thanks for the late birthday wishes!
True story: Michael Jackson’s favorite snack food was vienna sausages
This explains why Jordan Chandler claimed he had “a Brazilian”.
I dunno, this guy is only about as good as pretty much every Japanese kid I’ve heard sing Michael Jackson.
Yeah, and there’s like, A MILLION Japanese kids. This guy doesn’t stand a chance.
Actually, due to drastically declining birth rates in Japan and the country’s complete unwillingness to revamp their outdated and frankly draconian immigration policies, I say this guy has a pretty fair shot! #bummergum #phdinjapanesestudiessayswhat?
Someone get me a Debbie Downer gif STAT!
I dunno about you, but I sort of find their intense immigration policies endearing. Then again, I find Putin’s attempt to non-ironically bring back the Cold War endearing also.
And hey, he’d have in with the Brazilian community in Japan to get himself started.
Oh man, one thing that’s really a lot of fun when you want to get your blood boiling is to listen to old Japanese people talk about how they’re okay with immigration…as long as the immigrants are all “returnee” Japanese from Brazil. Real progressive, Ojiisan…
I do love how every so often while living in Japan I’d see someone just totally flouting Japanese social norms (in a way I think most Americans living in Japan are afraid to do) — like say blasting up-tempo music from your motorcycle’s speakers, in a residential area, at night — and realize that the people doing it were those same returnee Japanese. Those guys get all the thumbs up.
this commentator thread is frankly draconian
That voice ain’t gold. That voice is PLATINUM.
He does Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean? If he were a superhero, he would be The Current Man, and he would wield a magic sword called The Cutting Edge, and his secret headquarters would be in The Topical Rain Forest.
This guy is the next Filipino Steve Perry. Seriously, the Jackson 5 can go on tour now!
These guys know what I’m talking about.
Why did my picture disappear after like an hour? Where did you go, New Journey jpg?