
Well, the Sundance Film Festival is drawing to a close. All of the left over mimosas are now too warm to drink, and there’s no one to turn the hot tub jets on, so whoever’s left in the hot tub is basically just sitting in a bath tub at this point. Get up and do it yourself, lazy! Turtle is still there, of course, sitting in the driver’s seat of the Hummer full of weed, waiting for Vince to finish his threesome, but they’re leaving any second now, the threesome is almost finished. I guess Harvey Weinstein bought a movie or something? Who knows. Forget it, Jake, it’s Sundance Town.
With 227 votes, Lil’ Jon is the image that will forever be associated with this year’s festival. He narrowly beat out Paul Rudd’s face, which garnered 205 votes, and completely crushed my personal favorite, Carmen Electra standing in front of a refrigerator full of Muscle Milk (54 votes). Congratulations to all of the celebrities photographed at the Sundance Film Festival this year doing ridiculous things. #Egypt
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Speaking of burying the lede …

Suping Saranpong?
“Tim who?”
Whooooops. Guys, don’t link to MTV.
VICTORY!!!!
We won against the strongest force that has ever seen the face of the earth, the force of Paul Rudd fangirls and fanboys.
I believe we have been challenged. PAUL RUDD FAN GIRLS UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*whew* That picture always makes me feel a little lightheaded.
Ahem… fan boys too…
The wrinkled underwear on the floor is grossing me out. My Tiger Mom taught me cleanliness.
P.S. The New Yorker reviews it this week, and it is interesting. (Tiger Mom, not Lil’ Jon’s ping-pong performance)
I’m sorry, but he looks like his groin is webbed and missing genitals. Like a frog.
Mr. Cool Guy just upped the cool guy ante by wearing sunglasses on his eyes whilst sporting ski-type-sunglasses on his head, all inside and away from the sun.
When reached for comment on his winning image Lil Jon said:
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!”
This was also his response when asked if he does his cooking by the book. #twoyearoldreference
What?! What?!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
OKAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!
Walt?
Lil’ Jon, Big accomplishment
In a topsy-turvy world full of uncertainty and political unrest, at least celebrities’ lives still make sense. They serve as a beacon, illuminating the darkest night and guiding us through the storm to our gifting suites, where a model holding a list reminds us of our place.
Thank you my little person fueled trashcan friend.
bing pong!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
my work here is done
bing bong ping pong Freda Pinto
BNPG: Ping-Pong Rap Songs
“Protect ya net”.
No one man should have all that paddle.
Lose Yourserve
You just got served
It Was A Good Serve
Volley Di, Volley Da
Whistle While You Serve
Umpire State Of Mind
Win & Juice
Win & Deuce?
Ping Pong Everything Around Me
Can I Ping It?
Ping Pongin’
Ping Pong! Got You All In Check
OPP – Offical Ping Pong
Straight Outta Pongton
Man, I really thought Carmen Electra was going to win. She worked that refrigerator full of muscle milk like a tranny at 4 am on Charles Street looking for her last trick.
“Real niggaz doin’ big thangz”