David Brent! Michael Scott! Robert DeNiro at some point? Night of a thousand stars! Although, you can march your movie stars up and down the halls of Dunder Mifflin (or Kabletown) all day long and they still will not shine as bright as Andy on Parks and Recreation. How is it even possible that we have iPads and a repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell and photo-realistic dinosaurs in the movie Jurassic Park but Chris Pratt still doesn’t have his own TV show? Obviously, the technology is there. Catch up, popular entertainment! Seriously, it would not be that complicated. You could have a half hour of Chris Pratt drinking through a super-straw every week and I would watch it. And if he talked about oligarchies and rolled over car-hoods in the parking lot every once in awhile, bonus! Meanwhile, did anyone notice Hannibal Buress in this week’s 30 Rock? Hi, Hannibal Buress! Easter egg for the superfans. Wait. WAIT. Imagine this: Chris Pratt…and Hannibal Buress…in Their Own TV Show. Even better.

Right?

Comments (194)
  1. Parks & Rec won.

  2. We’ll always remember where we were when we heard that tornado had hit a handgun factory.
    “Two days ago, when people thought of a mudslide, they just thought of getting drunk at an Applebee’s. But now we know it as the thing that destroyed Denver.
    “When the birds first started attacking us, we all though it was pretty funny and made Hitchcock jokes. But we’re not laughing now because our laughter excites the birds sexually.
    “This devastating wildfire…
    “This horrible flood…
    “This wonderful flood that put out that devastating wildfire…
    “These superintelligent sharks…”

  3. What did you all think of Jersey Shore? I’m watching it right now. 30 Rock and Archer took priority.

  4. “We want drugs!”

    Community, guys. Killing it.

  5. Parks & Rec had me at Meat Tornado.

  6. “Give it up for Scott Bakula from Quantum Leap.”

    I don’t doubt that last night’s Parks and Rec will be one of my top five picks for the entire run of the show.

  7. “If he wanted to rape you, you’d be raped.”

  8. I didn’t see any of it! Was Community good? I bet Community was good! It nearly always is!

  9. My favorites last night were Parks & Rec and 30 Rock, which was just KILLING ME with laughs. Tracy Jordan calling Liz Lemon a ho to the tune of “Uptown Girl”!!!!!! I was losing it.

  10. also:

    The Real Transvestite Hoarders of Orange County Penitentiary

  11. I always love a good 30 Rock LOST joke!

  12. Was I wearing a tiara when I came in here? Because if you happen upon it, would you have Lady Pennyface retrieve it and send it post-hence?

  13. Such a throwaway moment, but probably my fav par of Parks & Rec last night was Andy being so self-pleased testing out the super straw in the shoe shine chair.

  14. If someone doesn’t find me a PA to feed me baby food I’m gonna take a D in the green room!

  15. BONES! SNIPER!

    Her head just went KABOOM!

  16. Last night’s 30 Rock made me as happy as a clam that wants to kill a woman.

  17. I thought the Michael Scott-David Brent meeting was cute and all, but as Videogum has pointed out countless times, the concept of the documentary has truly broken down. I mean, when David saw Michael wouldn’t he have said, “Holy shit, I was in a documentary about an office, too!” Anyway, fun episode, I guess. Interesting plot with Jim. Wonder if it hints at him pursuing a different career.

    • Jim has been fairly absent in the last two episodes of The Office. I’m cool with it.

    • The scene last week with Dwight, Andy, and Darryl in the car drove me CRAZY. Is there a tiny camera man on the dashboard? Are there four cameras there, so they each have one for close-ups? How are you getting these shots? And why did so many camera men go to the bookstore? I’ve been sleeping terribly since that episode.

  18. I don’t remember the exact quote but I loved it when Shirley apologized to Chang and he made mention of when Chang comes back she should tell him herself. Then he just smiled and stared. So good.

  19. the best thing about these threads is the .gifs.

  20. I only got a chance to watch community last night, and though there were a few funnies, I sort of thought it fell short.

  21. Rob Lowe on Parks and Rec is totally killing it, all the scenes of him writhing on the bed and floor, not to mention the “Stop. Pooping..”. Also cannot say enough how happy I am to have Adam Scott back on my TV (RIP Party Down)

  22. “You had me at ‘Meat Tornado’”

  23. I want Andy to be my boyfriend so hard.

  24. Say no more. You had me at Meat Tornado.

  25. Everything was truly outstanding but only one show made my change my About Me- “Two eyes, two ears. A chin. A mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for his capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question. Why are you here?” Also can we get Brian Baumgartner an Emmy for single comedic performance in a scene, he was truly amazing in the sales meeting.

  26. I love it. At this point I basically know which comments are new on this thread because I haven’t upvoted them yet. I want to read ALL OF THEM. Last night was a tv blast of enjoyment and hilarity. concert_addict FTW in keeping this thread heavily gif’d.

  27. Guys, can I just say that I’m not digging having 30 Rock on at 10? It seems like having it on that late is making the overall tone of the show a little stale. Especially after the younger shows like Community and Parks & Rec nail it. I wish they would swap 30 Rock and Perfect Couples. Then I can just go to sleep. I mean, not sleep because I’m not old. Then I could go out to the discotheque.

  28. I love the Thursday TV thread; I get to relive all of the moments that made my heart swell with joy just twelve hours ago. I am not even exaggerating when I say that I laughed at the “stop pooping” Rob Lowe scene for so long that it bled into two other scenes, and my roommate did that uncomfortable laugh that you do when someone else is laughing uncontrollably and you’re totally over it.

  29. I hope Mel Gibson and his houseguest Jon Gosselin are OK!

    I’m going to need a gif of Dennis ‘Hey Dummy”ing. STAT!

  30. Anyone agree with me that last night’s Office was an homage to the BBC version’s “David Brent is a motivational speaker” episode, considering all the running around the conference room and the horrible advice and the Brent cameo and all? They even had a Tina Turner “You’re the Best” reference.

    Also, I expected that my reaction to the cameo would be “meh.” And, “meh,” it was. It felt like Ricky Gervais doing an impression of Ricky Gervais as David Brent.

  31. What’s fascinating to me is how completely they rewrote Andy’s character from the first few episodes. It’s like, instead of doing same character/different actor, they did a same actor/different character. And good for them for doing so. Andy is awesome, and early Andy was the opposite of awesome.

  32. Can we all agree that the best thing about Kenneth is Kenneth lore? “…the only thing I see when I see when I look in the mirror is a white haze.”

  33. While I was aware of the name Hannibal Buress, before now I’d never seen any of his stand-up. So THANK YOU, Gabe. Sincerely.

  34. Man, how bad was Perfect Couples? I have never seen six more unlikable people in the same show. That being said, I’ve never seen Sarah Palin’s Alaska.

    • I’m not happy about it, but Olivia Munn is so terrible. It’s like she’s constantly playing a horrible character in a MADtv sketch.

  35. Tried to look up why Parks & Rec makes me so happy, but it said the network has connectivity issues.

  36. the kangaroo is racist.

  37. This part made me happy because it reminded me of Comedy Death Ray radio and their version of the same game.

  38. Is it just me, or are they setting up Ricky Gervais to take over Steve Carrel’s spot when he finishes the seventh season. Who else could replace Michael Scott without totally ruining the show?

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