If you guys aren’t up to anything this weekend, you will definitely* find me hanging out at the Pyramid Lounge in the Winstar Casino enjoying the musical stylings of The Time Machine Band**. It is called knowing where the party is at, and I do. Although, don’t expect to dance with me. My card is full, obviously. Sorry! (Thanks for the tip, Chuck.)

*Not definitely.
**Highly recommend you check out that website. And by check it out I mean make it your homepage.
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  1. I think we just figured out who took Bristol behind a middle school and got her pregnant.

  2. Crack is whack, unless that guy’s on crack, then it gives you sweet moves

  3. This didn’t make sense at first, but then I realized the casino is in Oklahoma.

  4. I don’t take my snark hat off that often, but honestly, I hope that when I’m that age that my fiancee and I are still going out and doing goofy shit instead of sitting silently at home drinking giant tumblers of scotch and resentment.

    Old couple, you get the FLW seal of approval.

  5. His dance partner ain’t so bad herself. We should all be so lucky as to find a song in life that makes us this happy to dance to.

  6. This isn’t JUST dancing, folks, this is INTERPERATIVE dancing. He is telling the whole story of a young girl with the desire to dance with somebody, with just his two feet and a lotta soul.

  7. That guys is actually not balding. This is his baby picture–the rest of his damn hair just never grew in:

  8. At first I was going to make fun of him for acting out all the lyrics. But then I was impressed that, at his age he even knew all the lyrics to a popular song . But then I remembered that song is like 30 years old, so his knowing all that lyrics wasn’t that impressive. But then I felt hungry, so I made myself a nice cheese sandwich with some soup. What were we talking about?

  9. “she’s pretty.” -steve winwood (and my ironic mustache)

  10. I think the old guy is just so happy that he decided not to wear his Urban Outfitters 3-button vest over his Express for Men t-shirt today. I know I am.

  11. Man, Time Machine Band’s website is super spiffy!

    “Dallas’ Premiere Rock Karaoke Band!”

  12. LOL CHEEZUS Were they pumpin straight Nitrous Oxide up in there?

  13. Someone call security!

  14. i wonder if the bass player thinks he’s “living the dream.”

  15. My parents can be so embarrassing sometimes…..

  16. clearly, this gentleman has just gotten paid.

  17. Take that, KidzBop

  18. I would like to request that that synth patch go to bed.

  19. The old folks dancing made me smile. The band made me kind of sad though…that is not my future! FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD!

  20. First I was like “oh nice, i’m gonna totally laugh at this guy cause I am better than him and he is foolish” but then I was like “oh no, he is better than me and I feel jealous of his unabashed joyousness” and finally I was like “oh well, at least I’ve been reminded to take greater pleasure in life’s simple joys and not be such a crabass all the time.”

  21. The Time Machine Band brought him back with them from the future. Learn the moves now, because that is how we are all going to dance in the future.

  22. you guys. conversation I just had:

    me posting link to friend: “this looks familiar”
    Michelle: So, that old dude in that video you just posted on my page used to follow around my buddy’s band
    Michelle: I would see him at least once a week
    Michelle: he’d dance like this for like 2 hours non stop then go home

    • His favorite song to dance to was I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor. My friend and I loved to watch him. We have an entire set of moves for the song Brick House that were created while we danced on the same dance floor as this guy.

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