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Can be found: Alone. Likes most: Anyone who will talk to me. Aww, if only you had a time machine, am I right, LADIES?! You could be Mrs. Stephen Colbert, Nazi Hunter. (Obviously, you would go back and kill Hitler first. Then get a funny boyfriend.)
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I’m so sad that his “Dislikes Most” answer wasn’t: ” BEARS!”
Or Jon Stewart.
First you get the time machine, then you get the dead Hitler, then you get the women.
By the way, how is killing Hitler not part of “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure”?
They deleted the scene where Hitler is at the Nuremberg Rallies and all of a sudden a telephone booth falls on him.
The time travel theory of that movie rejects linear causality in favor of a strange, non-linear form of determinism. It wouldn’t be possible to kill Hitler in that universe, because it didn’t already happen.
I know, I know. Hilarious!
I can respect that.
Wait a tick. Basil, if I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967, presumeably, I could go back and visit my frozen self. But, if I’m still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed in the ’90s and traveled back to…Oh, no, I’ve gone cross-eyed.
Still ironic after all these years.
He’s a regular Max Fisher.
I wonder if the got the nicknames “Lightning” and “Backbone” from the Forensics League or the “Rowdy Club”?
Number 1 on the threatdown: Time traveling Hitler Killers!
Because if Hitler is killed in the past, there will be no Nazi party to compare liberals to.
And also no Greatest Generation! Take that, Gabe!
They could still have the Japan-fighting part. Although it’d cut Tom Hanks’ career right in half.
…but Clint Eastwood would be unaffected.
I hate accidentally wandering into the comments sections of other blogs.
“If I am ever famous though, no one will find this shit about me because I made it my mission to never be in the yearbook. Also to never participate, lol.”
Very lolololol, indeed.
Super ironic of that commenter to participate in a comments section, though, n’est-ce lol pas?
Unrelated, but Archer comes back tonight! Amanda Bynes would want you to tell everyone!!!!! Stephen Colbert’s high school self would probably watch it alone. Or at least his Strangers With Candy self would.
I sound like one of those spam-bots that try to incorporate the article just to seem relevant.
“HAHA! That article was hilarious. You know what else is funny? How me and my boyfriend/girlfriend met online. Check it out at http://www.loveisamarketablecommodity.com/loosebitches/“
If you were, you’d be the best, most favorite spam bot ever, because Archer. So tell me, spam bot, when can I watch Archer online?
Legally? I think a week after the original airing. My spam-botiness just faltered and died.
I am having weird conflicting emotions right now. I am super attracted to HS Stephen Colbert, and I think that it is wrong. I hope he was 18 at this time….
I totally agree. I would have laughed about him to my friends by day, and slipped ‘secret admirer’ notes in his locker by night.
You ladies always miss the best ones!
But guys don’t mature as quickly as women. We are pretty much the same at 18 as we were at 16. So you might as well go for it!
Plus if you don’t, Copper Boom probably will.
Wait, if you go back in time and kill Hitler, won’t you also kill his grandson Ted Hitler? AKA, Stephen Colbert? Be careful of unintended consequence, ladies.
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-february-16-2005/bloggers
If Steven Colbert ever cheated on me, I wouldn’t break up with him. I would just make him stop with the other girl.
Oh, Lawblog.
Is he aging backwards? Or perhaps just getting Jon Stewart to age for him?
He actually is totally aging, he made fun of his (relative!) decrepitude just the other night:
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/370182/january-06-2011/cheating-death—placebo-effect–immortality—wild-lynx
Curses, America! You foil me again with your videos that I’m unable to view in Canada!
I remember this, though. Still. He looks very young compared to Stew-beef, no?
To be fair, it is Jon’s own fault. He never should have stopped smoking.
Wow, he sounds just like me when I graduated from high school! (Also when I graduated from college.) (Also now.)
Dude gets his own page? How many students were in that high school?