What are you doing today? Are you going to work at your job? Are you going to class at your school? Maybe you are running errands or visiting a loved one in the hospital or donating your time to an important charity. Perhaps you are going to the movies, or to a museum, or on a cruise, or to the library. Or you could be reading a book, or writing a book, or exercising, or playing professional sports, or learning how to drive a car. Whatever you are doing, you’re wasting your time. We all are. We’re out here busying ourselves about this day and none of it matters, because none of us are demonstrating superior pop and lock skills and uploading those videos to the Internet. Except this guy. 7 billion people on Earth and only one of us knows what to do about it.

Good job, this guy. Bad job, everybody else. (Via HaveYouSeenThis?)

Comments (71)
  1. I’d like to drop my pop into HIS lock, if you know what I mean.*

    *Even I do not know what I mean.

  2. The first few seconds of this video got me sooo excited for Transformers 3.

  3. Is orange shirt guy dancing with him or just dancing on his own? #Robynlyrics

  4. What a weird looking T-800.

  5. What’s my flavor? I’ll tell you what my flavor is:

  6. “Typical. The humans are co-opting our artforms and human-washing it for the mainstream! Don’t forget who started it!”

  7. I was going to say that I can’t even do the electric slide without looking ridiculous, let alone sweet robot dance moves, but then I remembered that I was talking about the electric slide.

  8. I havne’t seen the video, so I’m not sure; is this comment racist? Check one:
    [ ] YES
    [ ] NO
    [ ] MAYBE

  9. By an amazing coincidence, that is *exactly* what I’m doing right now.

  10. How did you know I was reading a book, Gabe?

  11. That wasn’t half bad, but shouldn’t he be playing Starcraft? #truesterotypes

  12. Do you think when robots dance they do ‘the human’? -Serry Jeinfeld

  13. Forget the “deem hilarious” stuff; I want one of those for my birthday!

  14. Guys, we are all going to barricade ourselves in a building for an entire night to practice until we are as good as this guy.

    Do you see where I am going with this?

    It will be a pop-and-lock-in!

  15. is that an argyle bandana? What are you, an old navy commercial?

  16. Of course we’re doing it wrong, we’re trying to get the pussy before the money.

  17. Seriously, what am I doing with my life?

  18. He’s a good dancer, but what I really need is a droid that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators

  19. Give this guy the Nobel Prize already!!!

  20. Good thing Amy Chua made him dance for three hours a day his whole life. I’m pretty sure that was one of her rules
    -You cannot do any dance other than pop and lock or rhumba
    -You must either pop and lock or rhumba

  21. I think you meant to say popping and rocking…

  22. Where did he find JNCO’s?

  23. When I am drunkenly doing the retarded white-guy ‘robot’ at your sister’s wedding (to impress the LADIES, of course), this is exactly what I look like in my head.

  24. I paused an Orange Juice song I was listening to in order to watch this, and I can’t think of a better reason than that for all this mysterious self-loathing.

  25. If a robot asks “What’s your flavor?”, run away, because it’s probably a human-eating robot.

  26. Another cool awesome video with the stars dancing:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IEzmJalYwo

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