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TELL EVERYONE!!!! Oh, this is so exciting, all our old friends. I can’t wait for our new adventures together! Let’s go buy some Old Spice to celebrate just kidding nice try Old Spice. Do you think anyone else will come back? Fingers crossed for Kathy Ireland but we’ll probably just get Breckin Meyer or something. Oh well. HI, BRECKIN MEYER!
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Looks like someone* is angling for another personalized Old Spice ad.
*Gabe Delahaye
I wasn’t prepared for this surprise reunion! Ack!
I’ve always been an Old Spice guy, but these commercials made me want to switch to Degree, just so I could switch back because their commercials are so great.
In the UK Old Spice is associated with old men who smell like pee
In the UK Old Spice is known as ‘Old Lorries’.
In the US Old Spice is associated with middle school locker rooms and unwashed gym clothes.
My ex-boyfriend wore Old Spice. He was an asshole. Assholes wear Old Spice.
Ah yes, the Transitive Property of Assholes (file also under: Math, Tiger-Mom).
See, these ads made me WANT to wear Old Spice, but to me the point of deodorant (emphasis on the “de”) has always been to make one not smell, rather than to cover up one smell with another, more powerful smell. Old Spice is basically cheap armpit perfume, is what I’m saying. I’d rather smell like nothing. Which is to say, I’d rather smell clean.
I’m on a horse, now I’m in Big Fat Liar
Hallo ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me, I have a cameo on Chuck.
Why is he saying “advertisements” like Gwyneth Paltrow?
I am unretiring from not daydreaming about this guy.
Yep, I’d hit that.
If were gonna bring back some old Spice, how bout this? (No? Alright, it was worth a go)
Are you hitting on me?
Guh?
You know, it’s too bad there isn’t a major sporting event happening in the next weekend that doubles as a highly-visible platform for advertisers to launch product campaigns, because I think this guy would be perfect for it.
As someone with a marketing degree, I can now say that Superbowl ads are my mortal enemy.
No shit, right? Talk about wasting your ad dollars. It’s like some people have never heard of targets and demographics.
Yeah, but do you have any idea how much a commercial during the Puppy Bowl costs?!
PUPPY BOWL SUNDAY!!!
Pizza party for the pups.
and ahem
Weird, it doesn’t mention his upcoming reality show Breckin Bad, in which he gives up acting to become a drug dealer.
Or Breckin 2: Electric Boogaloo, in which he finally is able to upgrade from a hand-crank boogaloo.
Looney Tunes: Breckin Action.
Point Breck, in which he is a border control agent and former North Dakota State intramural soccer player who becomes an undercover waterskier just for the hell of it
The Breckanic: Because someone has to fix the problems.
Screen shots make me nervous. I know the one time I share a screen shot on here I will have searched something embarrassing like “why does coffee make me poop?” or “unicorn porn.”
What do you have against Uniporn?
I am still waiting for the reunion of Loveburger that was promised to me in the summer of 1998.
And now Videogum is back! Yay!
Mister Old Spice man, I want to be in the sauna with you and a bag of Doritos.
*sigh* hi old spice man *head tilt/dreamy smile*
Can’t some tv station give this guy his own sitcom so it can get cancelled already.
Aiight, Fuck it I’m back too.
Mayan scientists predicted that starting in early 2011, there would be an increasing rate of Breckin Meyer references. Until today, that just didn’t make sense.
“I’m on a horse! And by ‘on a,’ I mean, ‘beating a dead.’”
First time around was endearing because it was shocking to see decent enough “writing” in a commercial that could make you laugh. Second time around we’ve all learned you are just co-opting more of our own culture and selling it back to us so we don’t like you anymore. Don’t let your molasses-smooth voice hit you on the way out.
“Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it.” -The Matchbox Twenties
I was inspired by these commercials, so I went to the dollar store to get some. When I got home, I saw that I had instead bought “Spold Ice.” I’m not sure if it’s as good, but at least there aren’t any beetles in the bathroom anymore.