Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 by 54 Comments

GREAT news, you guys. After retiring from Twitter and acting last year at the golden age of 24, and then unretiring, at least from Twitter, and then retiring from Twitter again, Amanda Bynes is back. TELL EVERYONE!!!

Still no word on whether or not this means she will return to acting, or if She’s the Man 2 will have to continue its search for a new lead. (An actress of working age like Chloe Moretz, perhaps.) It is nice, though, to see Amanda Bynes really taking advantage of her retirement and just doing all the things she never had the time to do when she was recording audio for Rugrats. You know, like taking an art class at the local community center Blackberry photos of her belly button ring, and spending more time with her friends and family mirror. Also this. SHE’S BACK!!!!

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Comments (54)
  1. Godsauce  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +44

    Amanda Bynes is my unconstant.

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  2. shellbomber  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +48

    I’m retiring from Videogum. The groupthink here is just TOO MUCH.

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  3. Copper Boom!  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +14

    Somewhere there is a baby who has been dreaming of this moment her whole life.

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  4. Burdette  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +10

    Hey, if someone left a dish on my front doorstep with nothing on it but my name written in blood, I’d twitpic that shit, too. Click snap!

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  5. dudski  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +4

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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  6. Copper Boom!  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +22

    Also: “tell everyone”. LOLOL!! Sure thing! I’m having my secretary flip through my Rolodex even as we speak!

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  7. Superglue  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +8

    I’m just glad I can stop holding my breath in anticipation now. I was starting to get a little light-headed.

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  8. jawnofthedead  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +8

    Does this mean she’s leaving Portland? I hear that’s where young people go to retire.

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  9. jawnofthedead  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +4

    “Ms. Bynes; this is the grammar police. You are under arrest for unnecessary use of exclamation points in a tweet.”

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  10. R2D2, Esq.  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +27

    Amanda Bynes. Totally in control of me? Yes. Let me tell you why.

    1. I’m head over heels in love with her.
    2. She came along in my life right when I needed her most.
    3. She is a very loving and caring woman.
    4. She guides me and has never told me wrong yet.

    Get it? It’s like she can read my mind or something.

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  11. And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Debbie Harry  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +17

    Christ! And after I JUST finally got around to taking my Amanda Bynes decorations down.

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  12. blithrenody  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +14

    “I’m bored with life. See ya.” – Amanda Bynes’ suicide note

    “I’m back!!!!” – Amanda Bynes reemergence as a zombie actress, still only in B movies

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  13. my name is not my name  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +21

    I wish Gwyneth Paltrow was retiring and Amanda Bynes had an upskirt. Things would be better then.

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  14. Jeb  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +9

    If you see something Amanda Bynes return to Twitter, say something.

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  15. sophi  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +3

    Today is the best day. I don’t have to work, my cat is sleeping on me, and Amanda Bynes is back. What else could I need?

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  16. Kip  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +14

    Old news, Gabe. My friend already told me about it.

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  17. applepiehubbub  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +10

    Amanda is back AND a new episode of Outsourced?! Oh, Happy Day full of meaningful and important things!

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  18. Nick NoHeart  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +14

    OMG Somebody at work just told me that Amanda Bynes…..

    …fuck, you guys already heard…

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  19. Omair Ali  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +5

    Oh crap, break open a bag o’ Doritos its party times!

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  20. schug  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +1

    I like to imagine that she was training in Siberia like Rocky, but for Big Fat Liar 2.

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  21. grittyreboot  |   Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 +5

    Yeah, but one of these times she going to announce retirement, and no one will pay attention, and then retirement will eat all the sheep.

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