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Winter is the season where everything dies so that it can be reborn, right? That sounds about right. The world just crawls into its grave and then three months later a baby world is born! (Unless, of course, and it is annoying to have to keep saying this, but not as annoying as the fact of it, you live in a warm place where I guess winter is just, like, the time when you wear breakaway pants to exercise on the beach or whatever?) What I’m trying to say is that I know the games have been a bit weak lately. Feeble. They’re like the rest of us: sick and tired. Holiday Movies, Winter Movies and now Warmer Movies? Good grief. Oh well. I’m sure one day we will have SPRING GAMES FEVER, but right now it’s like can we just go back to bed? Let’s play a game in six months. Well, some of us say NO. Some of us, not very many of us, almost none of us really, but some of us say WE ARE STILL HERE. AND SO WE SHALL PLAY THIS STUPID GAME.
- Space-heater Balls
- Blanket & Leopold
- Tea 2: Judgement Tea
- Wool’s Gold
- Entering Las Vegas
I would say something like “Pro-Tip: getting your heart rate going during a good game of Warmer Movies really helps you beat those winter chills!” but that’s not true. It’s just a redundant wordplay game on the Internet. Let’s just get through this, you guys.
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The Blanket Check
Trading Fireplaces
Heat
(…cheater)
Cheat
Warmed and Dangerous
Uggs, Actually
Lava, Actually
Some Like It Hot Coco
Cocoa and Igor?
I plagiarized you. I feel a great shame.
It’s cool (hot?); yours was better.
Breakin’ 2: Electric Blanket Boogaloo
Love and other Uggs
Seven Easy Fleeces
The Coatbook
Soup-er
Love Ash-ually
Tea fast, Brew furious
I pictured somebody furiously brewing tea, and it’s hilarious.
Full Down Jacket
Batman Forever Lazy
The Darjeeling Tea Limited
Snood Runner (or Do Androids Dream of Electric Blankets)
“Snood.” That’s British!
Roast Dad
Fire Fire
Boyz in the Hoodie
The King’s Fleece
Some Like A Hot Toddy
Sunforgiven
Gosford Parka
The InWARMant!
2001: A Space Hottessey
Warm Hand Like
LUKE
I wasn’t sure which of these to upvote, so I did both just to make sure.
The Lighter
The Snuggie Also Rises
Independence Day
Halloween (But in Like, Miami Or Something)
Fargo (the one in Georgia)
Born on the Fourth of July
Four Weddings and a duffle coat
Four Weddings and FUR?
four weddings and a furnace?
Flue Grit
Exactly Six Months After Groundhog Day
The Hottie, and the Hottie.
I’m ashamed I get this.
True Grits
The Exercist
Sunshine!!!!!!!! (jumps off a building)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtlenecks
Oops I plagiarized you. Sorry!
Casablanket
South by Southwest
PSYCHE Cold.
The Good, The Bad, and The UGGly
Edward Shiverhands
(Saved by the power of Winona Ryder’s [g]love.)
A Streetcar Named Fire
127 Degrees
The King’s Slanket
Lady in the Hot Water Bottle
Sauna of the Dead
Donna of the Darko
The Covers Boylen Girl
Curly Soup
The Royal Tennenburns
Spring now
The Big Grill
Lars and the Real Grill
I Hearth Huckabees
Sleeveless in Seattle
Gore-Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Forrest Gumbo
Sweat Hot American Summer
The Social Turtleneckwork
Burngully
Black Hawk Down Comforter
Life According to Scarf
An Inconvenient Truth
Winner.
Seconded.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Snow Pants
BAH! beat me.
Was going to say “Sisterhood of Traveling Leg Warmers”
Pulp Friction
#offtopic I own a book discussing gay pulp novels of the mid 20th century appropriately titled Pulp Friction.
Batman Begins To Get A Little Warm
The Dark Nightie
Scarfface
Long Underwear the Wild Things Are
Sorry hurleyburley!
Hotsel
Electric Blanket Bingo
Furnace ventura
Slanket’ 2: Electric Blanket
The Good Sun
Curly Kotatsu
North by North Face
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtlenecks
Urgh, repeat! Sorry Youbastid
The Brave Little Toastier
Get Smart Wool Socks
Convection
To Russia with Gloves
Chariots Afire
(I don’t really understand this game because I got a sunburn on my lunchbreak today.)
i hate you
That’s fair.
The Boy in the Striped Pajama Jeans
Humid Centipede
topknot, i applaud you
Wool Street
Wool Street 2: Money Never Sleets
The Coat Locker
(500) Days of Summer
Long Underwear the Wild Things Are
Any film by Danny Boil.
Or Martin Scorchesse
Or Gore-Tex Verbinski
Or Warmer Herzog
Or Christophurnace Nolan
Don’t forget Pedro Warmodovar
Bring It Onsen
Snow Country for Cold Men
The Hot Spiced Cider with Orange Peel and Cloves House Rules
Hot Sweeny Toddy
Bonfire at the Beach Properties
Boiled room
2001: space heater odessy
Burned On the fourth of July
Bend it Like Bunsen
The Fisher King
Star Warms: A New Coat
Burn While Reading
eternal sunshine of the summer time
500 Days of Summer
The Thinsu-late Show
The Life Caloric with Stove Zissou
All Quiet on the Warm Front
A Bridge to Fur
Romeo + July
I have nothing to contribute. I just wanted to say you’re all geniuses.
The Longest Day (June 21)