Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 by Gabe Delahaye
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It is currently snowing balls in New York, again. But it’s nice to be reminded that somewhere in this world life is still for the living. (Via Stereogum.)
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Emo kids are so cool.
Emo. Ha ha – is that what kids in corpse paint are called these days? Emo?
No.
This is a great condom commercial.
For women, right? Because that one child’s spewing is a reminder to them that if they aren’t currently doing the same, then they probably ought to buy some for their night-stand. Children are a nightmare when trying to throw a frisbee on the beach. Nobody wants that responsibility when trying to be so carefree.
I like turtles
A few things, in case it hasn’t been said yet: A) Jogger is awesome, as is this video. B) Jonathan Larroquette (the dude not on the guitar) does the best podcast ever called Uhh Yeah Dude. Don’t sleep.
He’s also the son of this guy:

Poo-Paw no!
I heard Markie Post’s son just released his first dubstep mixtape.
Umm, I never comment on here, but huzzah, UYD for life! Worlds been had colliding.
Uhh Yeah Dude is the best. Fact.
This is so great.
I can’t understand the lyrics, but judging by the upside down crosses around their necks I can only assume that they are young, devout Christians and their lyrics are praising Christ, while also proclaiming their own unworthiness.
I bet that guy was looking forward to drinking that coffee too.
I am faxing this to my zune right now.
Man, I wish I had a zune I could fax stuff to. And a fax.
or you could skype it to your inbox
I am having such an adult reaction to that video. And that reaction is “Come on kids! Quit sulking! Clean up after yourselves! Brush your teeth!”
Why would you waste perfectly good orange juice?!?
Eat your eggs!
Seriously! I love it when people cook me eggs. And orange juice is delicious.
Look, I know you’re going through a lot of confusing changes right now, and that sometimes it’s hard to believe that anybody else understands you, but, believe it or not, playing on the beach with hot girls in bikinis can actually help improve your mood.
I dunno, if I were feeling a bit off in the moring, making a sausage, ketchup, and hash browns pentagram out of my breakfast might make me lighten up a bit.
I think that this is the perfect time to introduce you guys to Gatchel. When I was living in Findlay, Ohio for a graphic design position, my creative director sent me a few photos welcoming me to the city. They all included Jeff Gatchel, who was a grown man who had a habit of dressing up like KISS members, wrestlers, and sometimes amalgams, all while rocking out with his plastic guitar on main intersections. Here is his Facebook fan page: http://tinyurl.com/4m2x3rm And here is a picture of him with a girl who had to get a picture with him before going to a Findlay High School dance. Hope I contributed to your nightmares.

New life goal firmly in place.
Don’t lie, that’s you, Paul Stanley was a nice choice
@Ian With all the stress of slow-work, bills, and trying to find my calling in this crazy world, I sometimes wish it were me.
Each day that you post with that avatar contributes to my nightmares. So this is just you going above and beyond now.
Hath not a Monster eyes? If you prick us, do we not bleed?
I think it usually depends on the monster.
Nightmares?? This is sweet, sweet dreams material.
No joko, I love Jogger, it’s so funny to see them on Videogum. Great video!
Veronica and I going to listen to this new band called uh, jogger. I believe it’s jogger or yogger. it might be a soft j. I’m not sure but apparently they just mope for an extended period of time. It’s supposed to be wild.

“The video also features a talented young actress named Dakota Fanning. My, that’s a terrible name. It sounds like a porn movie for sheep.” — Bon Rurgundy
Ron Burgundy upvotes 4LYFE!
Is this why my mom got so upset when I would spill my milk? She thought it was a gateway accident to Satan worshiping? She should have just said so, and I could have saved us all some time and worry; it was all the kitten murdering that really led to the Satan worshiping. Silly mom.
I still think the video for “Kaputt” by Destroyer is better.

HIS BELT GOES AROUND HIM TWICE.
#youknowyouarehardcorewhen
There’s nothing more badass than carefully dismounting a wall of medium height.
I love this video. I first saw it three days and it’s been playing nonstop on my compy. Makes me remember how excited I was about everything back in the day.
Don’t worry kids. It gets better. One day, you’ll be the best graphic designers known to nobody.
So, these kids really hate… drinks? Is that the take-away here?
Nothing says rebellion better than dropping a shatter proof cup.
Fun fact: for this video, Gwyneth Paltrow learned to sing and play guitar at the same time.
This is so long.
This is really great. I don’t know who this is, but the visuals really make it awesome. My favorite part is the dad’s reaction in the beginning. “Le sigh… well, have some juice.”
That death-metal singing #literally sounds like my older brother burps a conversation to annoy me.
Well done servants of EVIL!
Two Kids photos in a week?!
So happy.
The kid’s face after the hose-vomit around 3:13 = THE BEST
It’s okay to be unashamedly into Metal, right? I like to think that is what this video is telling me.
The youth are taking a very Ricky Gervais attitude nowadays