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Somehow, against all human logic, I genuinely believe that after the nuclear war decimates the majority of the Earth’s population, and the remaining survivors are soon drowned in the rising oceans, and nothing is left on Earth but an endless gray waste of radioactive sludge, somehow things like this will still get posted to YouTube. eLife always find an iWay. (Via @peeweeherman.)
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I want to see it!
#TWSS
TWSS
Son of a bitch.
Donna Darko
That One, anytime anyone makes a duplicate comment (a “PLAGIARIST COMMENTATOR” comment, if you will) I always breathlessly scroll down to see if either you or CoD or any other Monster have made the Donna Darko joke because I LAUGH EVERY TIME. Thank you for always delivering.
The YouTube Factory (circa 2013)
Whatever destroyed the world must have made a great break.com video.
“A break.com video destroyed the world. It was totes worth it.” -My tombstone
[Also called Elizabeth, NJ at night.]
heh. I used to work there! And EVERY one of my friends asked me if it was like being in Blade Runner.
Blade Runner gifs. Always more Blade Runner gifs.
you sunk my battleship
i’m glad you (or someone else) works these in every day.
I like my cookies and pizza seperate but equal.
that’s called segragizza!
“I have a dreamizza.” — Martin Luther DiGiorno
Martin Luther DiGiorno was not a fan of half-and-half pizzas
Nothing funny to say here. I just think this is a very clever and funny comment. I laughed! Good work!
“The President wants us to surrender this pizzeria to Martin Luther DiGiorno and his group of pro-Cookizzas who have instituted these demonstrations.” – George Walizza
Is that a real thing? Monster Fit Club will NOT be enough if I can buy both pizza and cookies in one convenient package
very real
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150166862853782&set=a.494560948781.274948.213639758781&comments
Haha.
Pizza & Boneless Wyngz*
* with no wing meat
People comment the darndest things.
“Hand tossed style crust”? There are not enough TWSS’s in the world to handle that poorly worded sentence.
“Have you been holding something back from me? Like maybe dessert?”
“Oh I have some very special desserts for you. Come over here.”
I hate it when my grandparents get frisky.
“Have you been holding something back from me? Like a DESSERT?”
“Oh, I have a VERY special dessert, come on over here.”
I don’t know how I’m typing right now because my EYES JUST EXPLODED.
Seriously! What was up with that line?!
“Have you been holding something back from me? Like a DESSERT?”
“Why, yes, if you’ll just follow me down this narrow corridor we can just… *thump*. JK! The dessert is YOU!!!!”
“You’re INSIDE ME right now…”
That’s what she….. no, no, you can do this. Just walk away. Don’t give it the satisfaction. (TWSS) Oh dammit!
Whatever destroyed the world must have made a great break.com video.
Is it just me or there have been way more double comments (all the way) today?
DAMN YOU, GWYNETH.
Ahhhh! You beat me! Great pizzas and all that.
Cookies and pizza are just the things I need to get the bad taste of today out of my mouth.
ME WANT!
Just for you, Huck:
Can’t have that without
Was this picture lit by the cinematographer of “The Quiet”?
Totally Rad SFX!
The AOL Instant Messenger chat rooms are gonna go bonkers for this!
YOU ARE WELCOME, EVERYONE.
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=836&bih=468&q=cookie+pizza&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g4g-m6&aql=&oq=
This is what would happen if Huckabeast and a Ninja Turtle mated.
IT’s CALLED A PIZOOKIE!
Jeez.
came here to say this.
Nuts and Gum, together at last.
bird: “this is old! what is this? why is it slow? ugh”
this video: “shut up and get ready to get ROCKED”
SNORE! This is just a rehash of the DQ Treatzza Pizza. Call me when this lady can think for herself, mkay?
Sorry, I haven’t been as lighthearted as I once was. I’ve been working a lot lately and such. However, I think I have solved the problem by buying. this Funny Status App
Let’s see here… pizza, cookies, old people being sexually suggestive. Got it!
I wish someone would invent a cookie holder, for when you want to dip it in the milk. I mean your fingers get cold and if you squeeze too hard it breaks and falls to the bottom and you either try diging it out with your hand or drinking the milk.
Hold on, there’s more:
I read about someone having addiction. I believe the technical name for this was “normal”.
Dammit! that was supposed to say “someone having a pizza addiction”- that’s why I wont ever make it to the funny status app big leagues.
Guy Fieri’s sunglasses just shot off the back of his exploding head.
“Me have weirdest boner right now!” -Cookie Monster
The “pizza” component of the “cookizza” is just the size, right? I mean, its really just a big cookie the size of a pizza. Would this mean that anything pizza-size should have an -izza suffix? Like a “recordizza”? Or “tortillaizza”?
http://www.dlisted.com/node/40551#comments
Y’all should subscribe to Wolfgoreshow’s channel. He makes some of the weirdest/funniest videos out there. See his “magic bullet” remix.
http://twitter.com/#!/peeweeherman/status/30069204833017856
wow
sometimes i click links without reading. lead to a circle of confusion.
I like mine with extra cheese, anchovies, raisins, and adult diapers.
i watch this infomercial all the time when im hungover and too lazy to turn the channel. She makes cakes with mini candy bars. like a box cake mix with a 3 musketeer shoved in to the middle.
i bought one hungover. not that amazing.
This is by the same guy who did the Olsen twins pizza video. It’s been around for months! MONTHS! You’re slipping Gabe.
I’m honored to be featured on your site, thank you. I wish more of you shared my love of a cookie/pizza hybrid, and hatred for humanity.