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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Man, rap music is just getting lazy.
Guy Fieri just came in his pants.
This will never not get an upvote from me.
For an hour, no less.
Are you hitting on me?
“A loaf of bread, container of milk and a stick of butter. A loaf of bread, container of milk and a stick of butter. A loaf of bread, container of milk and a stick of butter. A loaf of bread, pork, beef, cheese, whole milk,butter, margar… Goddamit.!”
Peanut butter, eggs, & dice
If anyone needed a cadence for when they’re jogging, this one should do just fine.
It would be like you’re reciting all the different foods you can eat once you finish jogging.
Things ar the grocery store. *buzz* Foods high in fat *buzz* Uh, Things that adversly affect cholesterol levels. *buzz* Things that can be used in the service of a dirty joke! *ding ding ding*
Things a Kosher person wouldn’t have in their cart
You guys are commenting without even watching the whole video??
I watched it yesterday.
That’s standard practice. I also comment without reading everything Gabe wrote, and sometimes I’ll even comment without writing everything that I
(rimsho
THRILLHO
This is why instead of TV news I like to get the papers get the papers.
Someone filmed a lady reading off JaMarcus Russell’s grocery list?
How do you know it was his? She didn’t say anything about cough syrup.
Ahehehehehe ahehehehe sausage. Ahehehehe ahehehehe nuts.
Watching this with Youtube’s Closed Captioning (cause I’m at WORK, people) is making me feel kind of funny:
Exhibit A: “not since I wasn’t sees homail”
nailed it
margarine not since I sent.
Just to irk Baby Friday, I had the captions translated into Spanish:
Guys, about halfway in she just abruptly sings “Bar-be-que Sauuuuuuuce!” and then goes back to the list. Trust me on this.
This lady wins the “build Oprah a better secret” contest.
franks and beans!!
Imagining the burp from this is REALLY grossing me out, guys.
time for some mother fuckin pork roll egg and cheese bitch
Upvoted for mentioning pork roll/knowing what it is, friend.
Hear hear. New Jersey traditional breakfast! Like New Orleans has beignets (or whoever has those).
Are you guys talking about Taylor Ham?!?!?! Because Taylor Ham is the best.
oooooooooooh yeah
Taylor Ham is the unsurpassed champion of processed meats, and if you think otherwise, well you c’n GIT OUT
Just another typical dessert at the Palin residence.
I put this on my “watch later” queue. My Monday night just got real tasty.
I put this on my “watch later” queue. My Monday night just got real tasty.
I put this on my “watch later” queue. My Monday night just got real tasty.
I put this on my “watch later” queue. My Monday night just got real tasty.
I put this on my “view another time” list. I’m gonna have and entertaining evening.
Donna Darko
Around the 24:30 mark I slipped into a deep trance, and around 45:20, others around me told me I started crying softly. Is that a normal reaction? Or is that the MOST normal reaction?
Why do I get the feeling this is an encrypted CIA kill order?
Because this is not the first time a government organization has used food-related audio/video to awaken sleeper assassins.
Is this the one where Marcel gets kicked off?
I’m just glad to see Annie from the game “Guess Who” getting some work.
I tried to find her picture, but Google Image be nasty today.
chicken livers, chicken livers, chicken livers, STEAK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amICZ1aVaCg
You take that home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, maybe a potato…Baby, you’ve got a stew going!
You’re married to Carl Weathers?… S***
great, now i have aspergers. thanks!
This cured my epilepsy.
The recipe, not the video.
Did you know that childhood epilepsy can be controlled with a diet full of fat, so the body is in a constant state of ketosis? So, sausage pork beef cheese whole milk butter margarine nuts is not a bad idea. THE MORE YOU KNOW.
I read about that! The other advantage is if you do seize, the padding will protect you.
You’re an epi-monster too?
No, I don’t know what seized me to write that OH MY GOD THAT WASN’T EVEN INTENTIONAL MY BRAIN HATES ME SO MUCH I AM SO SORRY, EPILEPTIC MONSTERS.
I do have chronic pain and fatigue and depression IF THAT COUNTS.
“Stun eniragram rettub klim elohm edeehc feeb pork egasuas”
I must kill the queen. I must kill the queen.
Play this is several open windows at the same time to experience the joys of schizophrenia.
Peanut butter, an egg, a sponge, some dice…
No matter how many times I listen to this, I can’t figure out how “Nuts” got on that list.
SPOILER ALERT: Nuts.