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“Pregnant women who drink this may also have a marked increase in the probability of having a little asshole baby,” etc.
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I can’t speak for mice, but the stuff definitely turns me into an asshole.
Too bad the majority of people who drink 4Loko can’t read.
Is there a difference between people who drink 4Loko and people who have had a can or two as a social experiment? Because I can read, and I don’t believe I’m an asshole.
That’s why I threw the word “majority” into my initial comment.
You too can learn how to cover your ass with the right language by attending Mans’ 3-week course in “Legal Commenting” at the Learning Annex.
National treasure, that Bob Odenkirk.
I knew very few people who actually drank 4Loko, but they already fit the definition of asshole before they drank it
I heard on NPR they also are coming out with or already have scotch in cans….i guess thats for the respectable street drunk.
It weirds me out every time I open a can and there’ s a non-carbonated beverage inside. Like those wine-cans, or even just juice-cans. I can’t handle it. I’ll just use a flask like a normal person who wants to carry small amounts of booze around with me everywhere.
Beg pardon?
I’ve been pouring four shots of Souther Comfort into my 24oz Monster energy drink since the ban, I call it Four Soco.
I pour cocaine into my champagne and call it Four Soho.
I poor Kaluaha into my Quad Grande Nonfat No-Whip 2-pump Mocha and I call it Four Moko.
Not Four Coco?
“bartender, i’ll take a Four For You Glenn Coco”
I’ve been pouring gin into an empty water bottle and carrying it around in a handkerchief tied to the end of a stick. I call it Four Hobo
When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was puke. I would chug a fifth of socos, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people’s empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more soco, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B’s. They called me Buzz.
Nailed it! Victory dance!
Why stop at gestational consumption, ensure your child is an asshole for life.
“Wanting to play Guitar Hero and then getting mad at Guitar Hero.” – Guilty!
Agreed. I was laughing throughout that warning label until I got to that part, then I lowered my eyes in shame.
With a few minor changes, this is also the warning on the back of all law school applications.
i used to work in a law school library. I couldn’t help but think, as I looked around at everyone studying so hard, “man, you guys are gonna be total douchebags in a few years.”
Given that my school’s firewall won’t let me click through to the link I feel that it is safe to assume that it is a picture of my AP students and I drinking Four Loko at last weekend’s rager.
Oops, I meant 4Loko. Clearly I’ve had too many 4Lokos this morning.
“Clearly I’ve had too many 4Lokos this morning.” — teacherman’s tombstone
4 Loko 4 Eva!!!
“Playing ‘Pranks’”
Well now we at least know what Brad Pitt and Tom Hanks have been drinking at least.
Ashton Kutcher actually invented the stuff.
4Loko is best served chilled and consumed in a bumblebee black and yellow H3, blasting Nickleback on your way to get a large tribal tattoo around your oversized bicep. 4 Loko comes available in three flavor varieties: Turbo Tangerine, Hair Gel Grape, and new Chocolate Date-Raper!
Is Bob Odenkirk the best? Because I think Bob Odenkirk is the best.
I think we all know who’s behind this product…
This makes me a little ashamed that I still really want to try some.