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We live in difficult times. Between the current state of the global economy and decades of transitioning gender roles, it can be hard to know how to even go about pursuing your personal goals, much less achieving them. Is it even possible to have a career AND a happy love life? What about dick amnesia? Luckily, these questions and more are about to be answered. Here are some other questions that will be answered:
-Can you have focus on what the fuck you need to do if you have pussy around?
-Can you have women AND THEN get money?
-Is every man ballin’?
-Can you go after women and pretend like you have money and think that is going to benefit your bank account?
-Can women tell when you broke? Can they smell the money?
-As soon as you see pussy, what should you do?
-Do women provide the money back to you when you invest it in them?
-What part of our bodies is the reason for us constantly going after these women and getting turned down and looking like a dumb-ass and being stalkers and being over the top crazy?
And more! Headphones UP! (You don’t want everyone hearing this IMPORTANT advice, do you?!)
This guy should write a book called Rich, Son, Poor, Son. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
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What are you going to do with the rest of your Friday? Work?!
Why work when you can chat?
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This work blocks chat! Actually, my old one did too, but I’m not relaxed enough here yet to start getting around the blocks. Miss you guys!
watching this jpg while listening to this guy is probably the most fun I’ve had all week. it syncs up like the Wizard of Oz and DSOM. many thanks
In his mind, R.I.P. stands for Rollin’ In Pussy
My kingdom for some tips on combatting refrigerator blindness.
“First of all, y’all don’t have a dick.”
So its go after females then get money….or money then females…when do I work? I’m sorry…its all just very difficult…it takes me awhile to get it. Maybe if you could explain it in a different way I will understand it better.
These guys know what he’s talking about
These guys too
This reminds me, FUCK that Rich Dad Poor Dad bullshit. Makes me SO ANGRY. I am Lower Middle Class Dad, and my son hasn’t gone to prison yet*, so I’d say I’m still doing pretty alright. Fuck you, elitist asshole author whose name I am not going to look up.
*My son is 11 months old, so it’s possible that he just has not had the opportunity yet.
Whatever I am sure your son binges on pedialyte and hangs out with other babies naked. You should check out the controversial new show “Diapers”. You could learn a lot as a parent.
I never read that book, but over the years I have met three Dads who treat it like it is the Bible, and the second thing they all share in common is that they all have the kind of desperate emotional problems that you can detect within the first 5 minutes of casual conversation.
They also, all within 10 minutes, mentioned this book to me.
With my money on my man-shit and my man-shit on my mind.
Is this one of those Everest College ads?
Dayum. Fine ass hoez.
Whoever downvoted this comment should be ashamed for insulting these lovely ladies and their fine asses!
Agreed
Truly, these two both are each a spirited and comely lass and an inspiration to me to acquire some dolla dolla bills such that I may thereafter intrigue their interest, and afford it (no pretendo).
I didn’t remember much of that. I have a massive erection.
It’s true women can smell money. But if you don’t have money, the smell of freshly baked cookies will also work. Just make sure to carry fresh cookies with you at all times. You will get so many vaginal intercourse.
What if I bake money into cookies???
You will get even more of these “pussies.” So much “pussies.”
Is that how you “put money into women”? Because honestly I just smiled and nodded during that section.
Huckabeast gets it
Huckabeast looks so high in that photo.
He’s just yelling at Tyra to stop talking about herself.
Wow, Huck is into some kinky stuff.
The dramatic psychological thriller soundtrack is totally selling this to me.
“Wall Street 3: You Got Money, Right?”
What is with the editing in this? Did he just say some words and then edit them into an order?
pussy money women stealing pussy pussy ballin’ circle circle circle women be shoppin’ nowhere all your money pussy stealing
Amen brotha
women be shoppin’
So, um, he pays for his pussy with oil paintings of celebrities….
http://www.imagekind.com/GalleryProfile.aspx?gid=83e0fcb1-a6ba-4886-833d-16b3775a4f62
Yeah.
I like art.
We know what art is and its paintings of horses.
And celebrities, clearly.
I like art too, admill, but his paintings don’t seem that ballin’. Unless he paints like this:
My pussy does not accept personal checks or Discover. Processing of pussy payments may take up to three business days. -My vagina (apparently)
This video reminds me, I am way behind on my pussy payments.
I’m a lady and I’m sold.
So this is how Nazi’s were made. I always wondered…
I had no idea I was on some “pay your bills” shit until now.
I can only imagine Kayne is writing a nice, sentimental ballad to stick a sample of this video at the end of.
And yes I spelled Kanye wrong. But it is Friday, right???
Well, I’m sure Kayne is planing to sample this video too.
“Don’t put money in the pussy, bro.”
Fuck me, PLANNING. I was commenting on your typo and made a typo myself. That’s cosmic justice, baby.
Relax. technojerry.
Oh yeah.
hahaha@ limited edition
wait is he dead? is a ghost giving us advice?
If you replaced every instance of the word “pussy” with “spider birthing process”, you’d basically have a Steve Winwood post.
I’d like to see him in a Harvard debate with Alexxys K. Tylor, as obviously this man won’t drop $2.99 for a Long John Silver’s.
“Women will suck you dry”. I know that feeling **wink wink**
It sounds like he might have first-hand experience not being able to manage his pussy payments, and has learned his lesson. Now he has a low-interest pussy mortgage, which is nice because it’s increasing in pussy value. A smart pussy investor, this guy.
Pussy.
I hope that he did not take an adjustable rate pussy mortgage, though, because that shit is what compounded the pussy market crash and started this whole repussycession.
Saying misogynist things doesn’t make women look bad, it makes you look bad, MISOGYNISTIC MEN SUCH AS JERRY.
Team Alexyss Tylor
“you need to get money before you can get pussy” is our generation’s “in order to be happy in a relationship you first need to be happy with yourself”
Make this guy a white engineering student and you basically have every dude I went to college with. It all sounds like bags-of-sand* to me.
* inadvertent verbal proof that you have never actually been anywhere near a human woman
ALSO.
NBD.
LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Because, duh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVLFlkehGuU
“You need to get more money” — The guy wearing a vest.
All the money in the world is not going to buy you game, son.
more like Jerry LaVagine Jr., ‘mirite?