More cool news from Cool Town, you guys. From Variety:

In his latest keep-it-in-the-family move, Will Smith is exploring with Sony the potential for a remake of “Annie,” with daughter Willow as the star, sources say.

Smith, who developed “The Karate Kid” starring his son Jaden, would produce through his Overbrook shingle.

While details about the “Annie” retooling are still in development stages, rapper Jay-Z, who worked with Willow on her pop hit “Whip My Hair,” is in talks to collaborate on the music.

Verrrry neat. It’s especially cool that Will Smith is developing the project ($$$), will produce the project ($$$), and is planning to cast a minor over whose income he has full legal control ($$$). It’s just fun stuff. And Willow Smith would be a great new Annie! Especially if they modify the script so that instead of being an orphan she just starts off as a rich girl in a mansion and is just a rich girl in a mansion the whole time. I think a character like that would be someone Willow Smith could really breath some life into. Now the only question is who will play Carlton?! (Because The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air starring Jaden Smith Sr. was basically like Annie in a lot of ways if you think about it is what I’m saying. These guys get it.)

Comments (53)
  1. It’s a hard knock life indeed.

  2. Even Annie can see this is a bad idea

  3. I can’t wait until the 3D movie about how Willow rose to fame despite everyone who said she couldn’t do it.

  4. I have a friend whose name is also Willow Smith. Needless to say, it’s been a rough few months for her.

  5. This is just another example of Hollywood blackwashing ginger stories.

  6. Watch out Birdie! I hear Will is looking to re-make Benji starring Fido Smith.

  7. Might I nominate Donald Rumsfeld as Daddy Warbucks?

    • Awesome gif. I just wanted to say that, but as soon as I decided to write “Awesome gif” I thought “But if that is truly werttrew’s degree of rage, shouldn’t it be channeled towards some pursuit other than finding and relaying awesome gifs? Such as righting all the many wrongs in the world, or at least dying in the attempt, since that is the least he can do, given his massive rage?” I didn’t actually think that in those words, I don’t talk to myself in that way in my head, so don’t worry. The thought which immediately followed was, “Well, obviously it was a joke, he’s not that pissed off really, so why should he do any of that stuff? Sometimes you can just post a gif of some scrawly-head almost swearing without actually blowing your top yourself.” And now, after writing this, I’m like, “But still.”

      The end of the story of my two-second chain of thoughts.

  8. In a related story, DJ Jazzy Jeff’s daughter Courtney will be starring in a production of “Our Town” at the Central Des Moines Dinner Theater and Swap Shop this coming Thursday.

  9. Parents just don’t understand the phrase “conflict of interest”.

  10. Maybe they whip their hair back and forth

  11. “What’s an Ore Fan?” -Willow Smith

  12. Finally, my Little Orphan Annie Decoder Ring, brought to me by Boost Mobile and Sprite Spark.

  13. I’d like to think that the Punjab character will be omitted from this version because we’re too enlightened to have a character that is just some sort of xenophobic Sikh stereotype, but the real reason he’ll be omitted is because Americans don’t know what a Sikh is and they think it’s not safe to have Muslims around your kids.

    #raceinamericaisatopicfroughtwithsorrow

  14. Lemme guess: “Lil’ Orphan Annie”?

  15. The sun will come out tomorrow (the days go by so fast the weeks are whipping back and forth)
    Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow (when it comes I hope I’ll find a mom and get my swag on)
    There’ll be sun (I’ll be your daughter if you holler we’ll just keep on jumpin)

  16. “and is planning to cast a minor over whose income he has full legal control ($$$)”

    I believe it’s spelled minority.

  17. Maybe it’s because one of my kindergarteners is a black girl who hates her skin color and is obsessed with Barbie, but I’m really happy to see that they’re trying to make a movie with a black, female heroine. It’s not like we have a plethora of those.
    That being said, Will Smith still sounds like a nightmare of a human being who is clearly bent on exploiting his children for money he couldn’t possibly need.

  18. Can Justin Beiber be in this too? Because that would make it PERFECT.

  19. WILLOW! Don’t be discouraged by these comments!

    You ain’t doin nuthin wrong,
    they can’t tell ya nuthin,
    you just tryin’ tah have sum fun,
    so keep tha party jumpin’
    juss whip ur hurr
    and shake em off (shake em off, shake em off, shake em off)

  20. Gabe, I find your comparison between “Annie” and “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” specious. Annie was an ORPHAN. Nobody loved her! The fictional Will Smith (and maybe the real one too; I’m not a professor of willsmithology) had a MOTHER who CARED about him! She cared so much that after ONE LITTLE FIGHT she got scared and sent him across the country to protect him.

  21. The only thing worse than the sibling rivalry in that household has got to be the Wicked Wisdom in that household.

  22. I whip my nepotism back and forth.

  23. Cool! Now I can read about Will Smith pranks on the set.

  24. One can only wonder how Joe Mantegna’s daughter, whose big break was to be a statuette holder at last weeks Golden Globes, feels about all of this.

  25. They cast him as “Carltonow”

  26. What a cute girl….?
    Dead Sea 2u

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