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If the woman who videotaped this animal video taped all the animal videos it could be just the boost that the struggling animal video industry needs to finally break into the Internet market. As it stands, no one on the Internet ever watches animal videos, so it’s worth a try! (Via Arbroath.)
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Who’s behind the camera?
Obviously.
You sure?
No, it’s this woman:
“feuding neighbour” is a very kind description
I think he’s got horpes.
alternately…
There’s an apple for that.
Only some of you may be able to attest to this, but the woman behind the camera is me.
More importantly, would you still hit it?
I have seen Christmas Tree Kitty Lady’s work. Christmas Tree Kitty Lady’s work is well-known to me. You, madam, are no Christmas Tree Kitty Lady.
That horse reminds me of Miss Christina Aguilera. Just a god-given desire to grind itself on a pole (or tree)
Oh, Dallas!
“Horsey Butt Itch!” just became my new exclamation.
“Hey, teach, it’s Friday and you just got paid!”
“Horsey Butt Itch! Let’s go get drunk!”
I’ll see you in court, teacherman.
You can’t copyright an idea, guys. Just the execution of one. So on your marks… get set…
That exclamation is tons of fucking sequins, friend.
There’s a stick up your butt, you horse’s ass!
I can’t get in trouble for saying that, MOM, because it’s literally true!!! No I will not go to my room I’m a GROWN MAN.
“Horsey Butt Itch” is now the name of my experimental chamber-pop concept album.
That horse needs to talk to Balloon Boy’s dad.
Come on, lady. Show, don’t tell!
It’s like the 4th wall means nothing any more!
Could she be any more in tune with the contextual reality as opposed to the situational…
Your comment made me realize how creepy this would be if the lady holding the camera was completely silent. Save for some heavy breathing…
That’s something I didn’t want to see-biscuit.
I need a memo typed up about how much I want to barf. Where the Secretariat?
that video definitely cooled me off, but that’s ok, cause I was kind of Hot to Trot.
you might need to look that one up, but I remember seeing it in the theaters, oh too well
Is “cute, win, or fail” the new “kill, fuck, or marry”? I think so. Cute, win, or fail: Bela Lugosi, Orson Welles, and Jimmy Stuart.
Cute Jimmy Stewart. Win Orson Welles. Fail Bela Lugosi. I guess.
She’s going to laugh herself ho(a)rse!
Yo, chewin’ gum makin’ videoz uh horses with my iPod Touch, just another great day on the farm.
“Please kill me.” – Tree
You know horses are very intelligent. There was once a man who taught his horse to read, he taught the horse history, he even taught it mathematics. But he could never teach that damned horse philosophy. I guess its true that you cant put Descartes before the horse.
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Nailed it.
One time there was this jockey and he was in a race with this other jockey. When they were racing the other jockey’s horse died, and the first jockey won the race. The results were appealed, but the judge ruled that you can beat a dead horse.
Thank you and
You know, if you breed an American Paint Horse (which has an easy going temperament and is used for cattle work) with a Hanoverian horse (which excels in jumping, dressage, and eventing), you’ll get a horse with all of those qualities. These qualities are due to the horse’s genetics, and that’s what makes a horse’s race.
am i funny do you guys like me?
She loved salsa dog, too.
http://bit.ly/enkY4X
Personally, I’m more of a fan of the Beech or Red Maple. Nothing like a soft bark on the tush.
I feel like this lady might be related to Lonnie (of dog videotaping fame).
“Aw, come on, Joby! Not on the tree!”
How does the old saying go?
“You can lead a horse to a small tree, but you can’t make it scratch its ass.” That’s it, right?
horses are dumb.
Just so you know, this is the best comment.
“SHUT UP THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND MAJESTIC AND INTELLIGENT” – 10 year old girls
So, uh, how about that local sports team…?
I don’t really have anything to add here; I had a great zinger for the “Pavement on Ace of Cakes” story, but the comments were closed, so I decided to drop in here and see what was going on.
I’ll, uh, just be over here if you need me.
*Pours himself a Fresca and stands in the corner*
Derjis, click through the link in the Pavement article and you will find a magical alternate world where comments are open.
We can all assume the lady stopped recording so she could go smell the tree.
I think the horse wanted to go swimming but was embarrassed because he forgot his trunks.
I’ll show myself out…
I hope this isn’t doing anything for me.