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I’m not saying there aren’t lots of terrible rappers in Australia, I’m sure that country is lousy with awful rappers, but I think we can all agree that RAED is the worst. He’s probably the worst rapper throughout southeast Asia, even! He is very bad. (If you do not remember how bad he is, jog your memory here and jog your memory here.) Well, now RAED has his very own 8 Mile! Mom’s spaghetti! It is called still flowin the movie and it is “comming soon.” There aren’t very many details at this point, but it stars RAED, it seems to be about RAED, it’s definitely awful, it looks like it was filmed on a tuna can, and I hate it. Watch the trailer here:
You better lose yourself, RAED. For real. Get lost.
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Due to dyslexia, I pretty much always read his name as “READ,” and think, “well, even if he is terrible at rapping, at least he has a good message. Books for all!” Then I figure out reality and get twice as sad.
So, thanks for that, Raed. Who needs all this joy, anyway?
Although it means the genre of pro-book rap is still up for grabs. Whattuya say, LBT. MC Ill Literate? DJ MadVerbs?
I’ll just leave this here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0szLXe3xgEU
Dewey Decimalz and Tha Overdue Crew
I keep reading it as RAPED. I think yours is probably better.
Still not Baz Luhrmann’s worst movie, though.
RAED: So bad, he is the worst in two continents.
I have a feeling this movie will be nominated for an Oscar for “Best Sound” among other things.
But this begs the question, TIMN:
Hit it?
“The only thing worst than being talked about badly is not being talked about at all.” -Someone who has never heard RAED, obviously.
Anybody know the number for Australian Fandago? I just need to ask them something real quick.
In case it wasn’t clear, the thing I need to ask them is “Two tickets to 12.9 Kilometer, please!”
Kilometre.
Happy Australia Day to us all (it’s next Wednesday FYI)!!! The most magical time of the year.
I’m getting my Southern Cross tattoo and my Aussie flag bikini ready as we speak
gunna fuckin drink some bundy and listen to the jays hey? maybe beat up some shit cunts.
i love australia
I hope this movie is released in time for Australia Day, that will make it truly special.
This. Looks. Awesome.*
*not really
RAED, the golden globes are over! Guess you’ll just have to wait until next year.
I feel like I’ve seen the guy in the first scene somewhere before…
The government does not like RAED.
Neither does anyone else.
Other dude: “So, you’re a rapper?”
Raed: [redacted]
Other dude: “You have aphasia?”
Rap movies have never been able to top this:
U Mad Bro?
I’m no Hollywood insider but I think when you’re making movies you at least put the microphone close to the actors. You can’t even hear half of this shit.
When you have a terrible script, it’s a blessing in disguise.
“Hey, we should try that!” – Hollywood
Is that a complaint or is it this video’s saving grace?
My mom has taped school recitals more compelling than this.
I want this guys life.
Upvote for Mr. Humphries at any rate.
Thank you. Glass of water for Mr. Batteredgnome!
I don’t know you guys. This looks like a set up for an excellent all-male porno.
Australian Accents rank high on my list of “Things That are Always Adorable” (right below ‘youtube videos of dogs sleeping’ and above ‘two people bicycles’).
So I really can’t take any of this seriously, because I was waiting for someone to wrestle a kangaroo/crocodile/Hugh Jackman to the ground.
Misspelled Rap Names!
Mehtod Man
Kayne West
50 Cnet
Ol’ Ditry Batsadr
Noootrius B.I.G
JJ Cool L
Zee-J
Quick, RAED! Think of a gangster!
“Um…Mickey Blue Eyes, bro.”
when will videogum comment on the important news that anne hathaway is going to be catwoman in the next batman movie? as much as I hated those batman movies I will definitely have to go see this
Which Anne Hathaway? The actress or Shakespeare’s deceased wife? Probably the actress, huh.
oh wow “good one”, Dad get out of my room!
Australia’s best rapper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OJ4OSyETNs
Australia’s best rapper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OJ4OSyETNs
Too hardcore for himself.
Bah, videogum comment system tricked me!
DYLSEXIA: THE MOVIE
I didn’t read this (or watch it), but I’m just sad that I can’t type Pavement puns in the Pavement Ace of Cakes post.
“So you’re a rapper?”
“Yes.”
“And you’re making a movie in which you play yourself?”
“Yes.”
“Make sure not to include any of your music in the trailer, or really any music at all aside from you awkwardly ‘freestyling’ around a campfire.”
“Okay.”
I don’t know if you guys have ever seen this, but it’s incredamazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–Vaz9jW054
Tupac Shakur rest in peace he was the best.
Euro Flowin – comming sooner than we expected
You gotta love this script!
MATE #1: So what do you see when you look in those stars?
RAED: (gibberish)
MATE #2: Yeah? Well I see a big house and a Mercedes in the drov-way.
RAED: (excited gibberish)!
There are actually good Australian hip-hop groups:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvrnJTTtYeY&feature=related
Roo Live Crew?
Or The Streets? That album Aboriginal Pirate Material was pretty good.
@jawnofthedead
I’m surprised Gabe has never done a piece on Speak, I actually saw him live in Hungary, absolutely hilarious. People had some of hi iconic lines, like ‘Tupac Shakur, he was the best’, Yeah c’mon’ and ‘stop your business’ painted on their chests.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYopkCMCSgM&feature=related
I defy anyone to tell me what this movie is about based on the trailer.
Casual sexism and racisim? It’s the story of modern Australia – OBVIOUSLY. No seriously, I have no idea. Does this mean I’m going to get exported?
Exported? Regardless of the fact that I am a very high value natural resource, I’m just going to go ahead and get my DEPORTation papers ready now for that.
still flowin’ would be a great movie about problems that girls sometimes have.
I like the part at the beginning where the two guys talk about killing RAED.
I actually live in Melbourne, home of both Bangs and RAED (our #1 and #2 rappers respectively), and I WILL NOT REST until I see the premiere for this film.
I don’t know when it’s ‘comming’ but I will definitely track it down.
Word up to my Melbourne homies. (I guess that’s supposed to be my attempt at rapper speak.) I will definitely be joining you on the red carpet, my friend.
um, THIRDED! melbourne monsters need to unite at this thing
Is your avatar that racist liar woman?