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Dope ink, kid. (Hahaha. Cool talk. Just call me Wise.) Tattoos aren’t forever anymore, right? They’re all temporary? I’m just assuming I missed the international news story in which it was reported that there is no such thing as a permanent tattoo, at which point this guy was like, “might as well.” And then he RAAAANNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN to his nearest temporary tattoo parlor for what is definitely not a permanent tattoo because could you imagine? (Via BuzzFeed.)
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oh no.
Scientology is the only explanation for this.
If you look at it the right way, it kinda looks like Shelly Long, or an old lady.
I had to stare at this for so long to see the old lady. I finally got it though, you guys. NOT TO WORRY!!!
i was just thinking about how awesome it would be to have a tattoo of Kirstie Alley arm-wrestling Shelly Long.
Fat Actress. Phat tattoo.
That’s Robin Colcord’s chest. His love is forever.
I don’t know, are we sure it’s Kirstie Alley? It looks more like Mufasa to me.
If the subject pictured was devouring an antelope, then we’d know for certain it was supposed to be Kirstie Alley.
Also, if the tattoo were accompanied by the voice of James Earl Jones.
I was thinking this:
I assume this picture was taken just before he got a matching Tim Allen tattoo on his right pectoral.
The detail of her facial stubble is exquisite.
At least he seems to be sincere in his appreciation of Kirstie Alley. Most people get that kind of weird pop culture references as a joke. These guys know what I’m talking about: http://mobfd.blogspot.com/2011/01/gettin-anchory-my-guilty-pleasure.html
Shameless plug? Shameless plug. At least it’s on topic.
This tattoo is going to be much more accurate when he lets himself go in later years.
I could live with the tattoo if he would deal with that code red chest hair situation.
looks like he got mike tyson’s face tattooed on his arm as well.
Ha! Yeah, I was thinking along those lines. Judging by the ink on his arm, I’d say he’s no stranger to bad decisions!
I’m a fan of some chest hair, but super-curly shit like that just grosses me out
So you prefer the long, silky brand of chest hair?
Well not a carpet or anything…more of a “oh, hello! here’s some chest hair” that’s just enough to be noticeable but not enough to be gross. Like Mr. Evans here…
P.S. – Thanks for asking, I enjoyed finding you an example
Yes, thanks. I’ll take two please.
I’m glad I asked! (Extremely glad)
Wait — is Chris Evans manscaped right down the middle here? It looks like he’s sporting a pencil mustache. Sideways. On his stomach.
Everytyhing about this grosses me out, especially the tatoo.
Every time I’ve gotten a tattoo anyplace with even a tiny bit of hair, even if I’ve just shaved it, (they’re all on my arms, people) the first thing the guy does is shave the area with a little disposable Bic. I do not envy that tattoo artist. I hope he got a wax first or something because that seems like it would be difficult to draw on.
After this tattoo, he needs to hide in VERONICA’S CLOSET! BAM! TV, SON!
That tattoo looks DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. CHEERS, my friend, you and Kirstie and now joined FOR RICHER OR POORER.
Is this Kirstie Alley as one of the X-Men?
Look Who’s Talking Tattoo
Deconstructing Harry Chest
Fat Actresses (….chest tresses, that is)
i was under the impression that his chest was just one large lint roller… whoops.
Alternate headline: Nappy Ass Chest Hair, Barf!
Nappy ass-chest hair? Gross!
Ugh, this is definitely not the chest I want to see when I first wake up.
Just noticed your name. We are now mortal enemies.
I have a similar tattoo but it is the entire cast of Veronica’s Closet.
The world of Bad Tattoo Getters (that’s a thing, right?) will need to step up their game in this Post-Gucci Mane-Ice Cream Face Tattoo Era.
I’m going to nickname him Kirstie Tit.
Not a tattoo. I think it’s just a design on that nubby sweater he’s wearing.