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At first, it seems impossible that we have not played this game before, like finding a shrink-wrapped copy of Scrabble on the shelf at your parents’ house. “Mom, have we never played Scrabble before? Not even when I was growing up? That seems like the kind of game we would have played as an intellectually curious middle-class family.” “Ask your father.” You and your mom sure talk a lot about the historical precedent of board games in your engaged and loving household! And yet, here we are: Winter Movies! An instant classic! (Admittedly, we have played Holiday Movies before, and also Autumn Movies, but those are clearly entirely different games. Would you wear bowling shoes to a beach volleyball game?! Would you put on a baseball glove before picking up a bowling ball?! OTHER SPORTS THINGS THAT DON’T GO TOGETHER AND MAKE COMICAL MISMATCHED COMBINATIONS?!
Anyway, what better day to play this than today, when we are just up to our necks in winter. So:
- Snow Angels in the Outfield
- Frosty/Nixon
- Blue Slush
- Like Water For Hot Chocolate
- Snow Country For Old Snowmen
- A Daylight Savings Time to Kill
This one is best played on an INDOOR court! Get it? You get it. Brrrrrrlolololrrrrrr.
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Snow Dogs
Winter’s Bone
FROST!!!!!!!!
NIXON!!!!!!!!!!!
Frost/Frost
Frost/Bite
Winter’s Coat
Of Ice and Men
Snow Country for Old Men
Oh dear God I’m terrible
No Country For Cold Men
No Country for Snowmen!
Ah! Plagarist commentreaderperson!
Dr. Snow
From Russia With Shovel
Coldfinger
Thundersnowball
You Only Live Ice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Serv-ICE
A Quantum of SNOWlace
License to Chill
Moonzamboni?
Cheers to you all. This one’s on me.
I like that all of these sound like Schwarzenegger’s lines from Batman & Robin.
Never Sleigh Never Again
Ice Another Day
ColdenEye
Freeze Willy
Scarfface
I didn’t know they made a movie about me in winter!
The icicle thief
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097702/
1989 stole my idea!
Plagiarist time-travelling foreign filmmakers!
The Glovely Bones
The Big Chill
The Snow Flake House
Ice Cold American Winter
Glove, Actually
Gosford Parka
The Bliz
Brrrrrrrring it On
8 1/2 (Degrees)
Brrrpico
Burpico #babymovies
Hot Cocoanan the Barbarian
Day of the Jacket
Full Winter Jacket
Black Ice Swan
You have bested me in the Black Swan Winter Title-Off
Iception
Insledtion
Incepwinter.
(Get some more nails, honey, because we are out, because I am nailing it.)
The Cold Minor’s Daughter
alternatively The Cold Miner’s Daughter
No, I like the first one. A gritty but touching tale of chilly teen mums.
Toboggan with the Wind
Shovelvet Goldmine
The Big LebowSki Lift
Fever Pitch Black at 4 pm
Children of Snowmen
Fahrenheit -451
(I happen to love this movie, although everyone I know who’s actually seen it absolutely hates it.)
my bad
We cool.
Snow Pilgrim vs. The Warm
The Blizzard of Oz
Like Water for Hot Chocolate
This title was in Gab’e original post. D’oh! I mean S’now!
Plus I forgot the “s” in “Gabe’s,” AND I put the apostrophe in the wrong spot. Brain Freeze!
Spacesnowballs
Rear Windchill
DeFrost/Nixon
Fahrenheit: -911
Night of the Living Sled
Dawn of the Sled
Day of the Sled
Land of the Sled
Diary of the Sled
Survival of the Sled
Training Sleigh
Depression
Can’t Buy Me Glove
Aboot Schmidt
See also: #canadianmovies
Easy Eh
Winnie the Poutine and the Blustery Day
Of Mice And Beers
Tim Horton Hears A Who
Also:
Double Double Jeopardy
Nailed it!!!
The Rock Salton Sea
Full Down Jacket
Sorry Notsewfast!
Man, I am all over everyone else’s good ideas today.
Death Bed Socks: The Bed Socks that Eat People
The Big Chilly
There Will Be Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Brrrrrrrringin’ Down The House
Mulled Cider House Rules
P.S., Igloo
Sled Sonja
The Thin Sled Line
Sled Hot America Sumer, but in Winter
Donnie Dark Out
Donna Dark Out?
Donna Dark Out
Donna Dark Out
D- oh… oh hey guys.
Placeholder for teacherfriday’s list of movies with Chill Smith
Minus Six Degrees of Separation
Men in Black Woollens
Chilled Chilled West
I, Snowplow
The Fur-lined Suit of Happyness
Heat(er)
Iceworld: The Movie
Eskimo’ Money.
The Black Swan Flies South for the Winter
(Is is bad to just flat-out put winter in the title? The Green Hornet Winter! Rubber Winter!)
Reality Frost Bites
Some Like It Hoth
Tauntaunie Brosco
Breakfast AT-AT Tiffany’s
Wampa-n’s Labyrinth
She’s Having a Bantha
General Rieekan’s Daughter
Return of the Sledi
Fast Food Hibernation
Driving Very Carefully with Miss Daisy
Glove in the time of Cholera
Dr. Strangeweather or How I Learned to Stop Shivering and Love the Cold
aw shoot
Mystic Shiver
The Road (May be Icy when Wet, Drive with Caution)
Bridge To Terabithia Freezes Before Road
Some Like Hot Chocolate (alternatively Some like it cold (BOO THIS ONE))
Cat On A Cold Tin Roof
Tundra Thunder
ZombieSkiland
The Third Snowman
Citizen Candy Kane
Thaw
Thaw I
Thaw II
Thaw III
Thaw IV
Thaw V
Thaw VI
Thaw: 3D
See also: #lispmovies
Thindler’s Litht
2001: A Thpathe Odythey
I really don’t see #lispmovies going anywhere.
Igloo Valentine
Arctic Thunder
I think that’s what my deodorant is called
Be Kind Slipperywind
Frozen River
The Ice Storm
On Frozen Pond
Frozen
12 Angry Snowmen
I know where you slid last winter.
The Chapstick is Not Enough
Ice Patch Adams
Earth Girls Are Freezy
(BOOOOOO)
The Snowtebook
Upvote for effort.
Frost/Blitzen
The Week The Roads Went Out In Georgia
the Snowcial Network
The Kids are All White
I think you meant to put this under Canadian movies
Jurassic Parka
Tuke Fast Tuke Furious
It’s tuque, but the Canadians forgive you.
Sorry, I’m ‘merican and don’t go for the fancy French spellin’.
Hmm, variations even within the Mounster contingent (Monster, Canadian spelling). Perhaps it’s the prairie way.
Toque?
Fanteasia
Love Sifl and Olly!
Los Angeles Winter Movies:
Sun Dogs
Heat/Nixon
Warm Mountain
The Man from Sunny River
It is so beautiful in L.A. right now. 70s and sunny all week long.
fuck you.
(I’m in NYC where they’ve been handing out free slushies all day.)
I wish we had some free slushies here. IT’S SO BORDERLINE HOT!
Seriously, today I couldn’t decide if I’d need a light jacket later or not!
Slush Hour
Speed 2 (When slush hour hit the water)
Igor and Cocoa
Warm Milk (also #sleepytimemovies)
Fly Away Home When the Airports Reopen
Winter’s Bone
Freeze All That
Freeze Having My Baby
Freeze Just Not That Into You
Rudolph
Hot Tub Time Snow Machine (also #palinmovies)
Rub-BRRR
Ice-pickable Me
The Invention of Lying Under Lots of Blankets
Nor’easter Parade
The Skeleton Ski
Apocalypse Plow
Icesnowcalypse Snow.
Too much?
I guess “Singin’ In The Snow” makes sense, climatologically. Still doesn’t make for a very good comment.
Sigh.
Neither does Purple Snow. I’m just glad you broke the ice.*
*Wakka Wakka
S.A.D. Max
Blazing S.A.D.DLES
It’s A S.A.D. S.A.D. S.A.D. S.A.D. World
Snow Fort the Love of The Game