This is exactly the emotional range that Birdie will bring to the role of Benji. #Birdie4Benji

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  1. I love Birdie!

  2. NO!! You can’t do… it’s just…

    • That’s me! Running a one note character into the ground four years after it was barely relevant! Hey, I just described SNL to a T!

      I still find it funny though.

  3. Chew. Chew. Chew Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew.

    Out, out, brief candle!
    Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
    And then is heard no more; it is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing.

    Chew. Chew. Chew Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew.

    • Chew chew chew chew chew chew chew.

      So it goes.

      Chew chew chew chew chew chew chew.

    • Chew. Chew. Chew Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew.

      Sweet hours have perished here,
      This is a timid room –
      Within it’s precints hopes have played
      Now fallow in the tomb.

      Chew. Chew. Chew Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew.

  4. This made my week.

  5. Ah yes, looks like I came back just in time.

  6. She just realized that “dog” is “God” spelled backwards.

  7. I’M GOING TO EAT YOU, YOU PUPPY

  8. so we can all play

    “To woof or not to woof”

    “We are all god’s chew toys”

  9. Birdie was probably wondering when you were going to clean you window sill.

  10. 4 words: attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. I’d get Birdie to a vet for an evaluation. Maybe you can get her tail fixed too so you don’t have to look at that o-ring all day.

  11. Nice rug.

  12. “could God chew a chew toy so much, that even he couldn’t chew it anymore?”

  13. “She is a dream come true, you should hire her on the spot.”

  14. Hey Birdie! Please don’t die.

  15. Awww. Reminds me of my little muffin back home. I want to go home : (

  16. I find this kind of funny because of my cousin. I used to baby sit him when he was young, young enough for diapers. It was great; we would play with blocks, run around like mad men, he was an awesome little dude. But whenever he had to, uh, relieve himself, he would stand perfectly still and stare outward. His entire focus was on taking a huge crap. You would always know when he was going to the bathroom.

    Suffice it to say, watching this clip, I was more than a little concern for Gabe’s rug.

    #truestorygreatstory

  17. I wonder what it’s like to see through Birdie’s eyes. It’s probably all food and toys and places to pee, but I bet, on occasion, she sees ghosts.

  18. Dogs: they’re like us, only better.

  19. I had a friend who bred Shiba Inus. They always came across to me as kind of aloof and distant. When they came around my big dumb animal of a Boxer and my simple but happy Shih Tzu, they would just stare in a sort of pondering confusion. Almost like Dr. Manhattan trying to remember the human experience. I suspect you will see more of this from Birdie as she matures into her elitist Shiba Inu self.

  20. HOLLYWOOD!

    (P.S. Love the rug, Gabe. Totally being sincere here. Of course, my dogs would immediately pee on it…so, that can only mean that you have Birdie well-trained!)

  21. I would totally see Birdie in a Benji movie…up until the point a kitten needs to be rescued from a burning building, then I would just totally lose my shit and run out of the theater crying.

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